oh shit dawg how long has it been?
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Fuck it, it counts as an edit.
Tryna make this a daily thing. I’m trying the whole ‘commitment’ and ‘following through’ thing
Hey can you watch over him for me while I go take a shit I might not survive thanks.
Yeah, totally.
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Put him in a tree
FUCK YOU IM DOING A TREEHOUSE
NO GIRLS (or Jerry) ALLOWED!!!!
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He’s shaking his ass for the chonch guy (they made lots of eye contact)
Take him to chonch
Pictures taken seconds before disaster (Chonch edition)
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yes AND I’ll suck ur dick
rick under the christmas tree (preferably but not necessarily wrapped like a gift)
Come open your present (shoot me)
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Have you ever put Rick in a terrarium before? Shrink him down and put him in one of those nice glass terrariums
He gets an empty soda bottle.
Little bastard man. Pay for your crimes.
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Can you put Rick in bed? The old man deserves some good sleep
Get original, nerd
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please put rick in an operating theatre
Hey anon this is the funniest shit ever fuck you
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Rick at Walmart in the pillow aisle
There’s so many options and it’s stressing him out :(
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Fo sho, don’t even trip dawg
Rick and Morty onstage?? 😵💫 I sent that last ask and then like 2 min later though oh god, that's not a place. Hopefully this works and thanks for letting me try again~
Nothing is original and everything has been done before
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Rick and Morty onstage?? 😵💫 I sent that last ask and then like 2 min later though oh god, that's not a place. Hopefully this works and thanks for letting me try again~
Nothing is original and everything has been done before
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New (and possibly best) Addition
@garf-reblogs-things
Tags That Made Me Shit Myself
here’s the post for backstory:
and here’s the tags:
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Tags That Made Me Shit Myself
here’s the post for backstory:
and here’s the tags:
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Could u do Rick and Morty in a claw machine:)
“Morty, we… we have to get out of here Morty! The k-AAAHFHZJS-iiiids are trying to win us as prizes Morty!”
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