#genius idea

[yrsonpurpose]

Taylor Zakhar Perez from Book to Screen I would say this is a really pivotal moment for Alex and Henry

[mintycurry]

📸 : @/anetwoke1 on twitter

Pls this is so unhinged, I love the fan for doing it. SO GOLD! 🤣

[graph100]

Genius fucking idea right here

ok so im putting together a video essay and ive been rereading 17776 and 20020 for it and i just got the best idea

so an online football videogame where each person is a player and yall all got proximity chat and stuff and its like football

like theres a ball and you gotta like run it and get to the goals n shit

but each player is an individual human and the field is really fucking long

there should probably be obstacles too just so you arent running through miles of nothingness

but basically every day you and the GANG have a 1 hour schuduled long football time where you play the football one hour

and then do the same thing next day

idk how many players youd need and get rid of all of the stupid football rules and make it simple n shit so you don't have to really worry about stupid stuff but mainly just runball

but long too

its like 17776 irl

i want it

sorry its late and i cant sleep

oh yeah and if you havent read 17776 or 20020, first, this is american football but actualy euro football would work too. and second, READ 17776 AND 20020 ITS SO GOOD

[cottoncandysprite]

WHAT IF NANDOR WRITES A MEMOIR AND BECOMES A NY TIMES BESTSELLER

[etakeh]

Petition to have a "cancel" button to use when "block" isn't funny enough.

When you "cancel" someone, you unfollow and block, but also they get a notification that you did so, so they can get righteously outraged by being actually cancelled.

[putting-rick-in-places]

Rick Sanchez of Dimension WD-40

[curtistheelf]

I plan on pranking Bernard by covering all his office supplies stuff in wrapping paper. You in? 👀

Of course I'm in, tell me the time and place and trust me I will be there

[sagau-my-beloved]

Hey: the seelie thing that follows you but it’s wisp venti

Yes

That would be sooooo cool, wisp Venti just floating around, knocking off apples from trees, maybe helping with fighting by light grouping through wind currents, occasionally helps with air gliding by producing wind boosts, you could give him an apple to get him to let you know of any chests in the area

Best idea, I want him as my floating companion

[theforestknowsmydreams]

if big corporations all already know our data anyway why do they need me to tell them someone's address to send them stuff

i want to send little trinkets to my mutuals

i want to send loving letters to people at random

but do i want to know their address? or even names? fuck no

i desperately need a service that lets me say "send this box of discarded buttons of various sizes that all look like boobs to user multidimensional-trashcan" or something

and it will just do it with no further information needed

[missattau]

guys what if tordedd but it was that one song

[elizart5]

au where everything stays the same except Abel becomes Death/the very first grim reaper after dying

Ohhhhhhhh, That would be super interesting!

[aristomal]

FAR CRY 5 BUT POKEMON EXIST

[drdrizzey]

TMA AU where the Magnus archives is actually a tiktok acc or even worse a youtube short acc on which they read statements with a Minecraft parkour video or subway surfer one on the background and all of the statements are just storytimes from their special statement subreddit

[ven-of-the-valley]

Hear me out;

Documentary series, every episode is about 30 minutes and they’re all about completely different topics with completely different narrators.

The catch, the narrators are all just actually neurodivergent people who get shown footage of their special interest for 30 minutes and get to infodump with whatever facts they want and no one can stop them.

You get an educational series, and we get to infodump.

[dearest-lady-disdain]

newsflash! it's been alina/mal/zoya/nikolai all along!

[pogostick4000]

I found a solution for the whole 'people throwing things at musicians during performances'

Every time it happens, the musician has a button a la 'I've fallen and I can't get up' that IMMEDIATELY shuts off all audio except their mic. And then they say something like 'this is what happens when you throw things at me. I am a person and you all paid money to be here. Someone from *points* over there threw *insert object* at me. So for the next 2 min we are gonna sit here in silence.'

Its perfect bc

Its a nonviolent and IMMEDIATE consequence that is felt by all

It ruins the vibe so the crowd will be upset and hopefully stop doing it

Will the crowd possibly turn violent against the person or possibly gang up on the musician and throw things at them? Hopefully not, but possibly?? Hopefully enough people are rational