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love is real and it is stored in the internet parents
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okay so headcanon time: i believe that techno and phil are like the personified versions of gore and glory respectively, and now play glory and gore by lorde.
#idk just random thoughts#c!philza#c!techno#roleplay#dream smp#mcyt#dsmp#minecraft#youtube#philza minecraft#technoblade
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KRISTIN KRISTIN KRISTIN <33333
shes so fun to draw fr
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the range is truly astonishing
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well I’d like to see you look better after having your balls stolen Tatsu
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I'm sorry why the fuck does monster taste like it ate sugar and farted into the fucking can???? and ya'll like it?? explain??
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do you ever just feel like you have no control on life anymore the only thing that you can hols hold any power over is your desktop mouse so you just hold onto it?or is it just me???
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god they scream indie british rock band why r they like this /pos
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honestly if the apple knew that mf newton was gonna create a whole ass physics theory on it i think that it might've just fell so hard that just fucking kills him there take that stupid-ass overthinker
#like stfu???#no one wants this???#screww you??#ori txt.#physics more like apple fall i eat???#gravity more like i dont give a fuck??
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ya i can be your housewifey *burns the hellofresh meal i was making bc i was looking at my own ass for 5 minutes
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