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Can't believe yesterday I was 5 mins away from cancelling my dnd session to watch the Eurovision final.

Thank god I didn't

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hey silt verses? I just want to talk

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Apologising in advance for the generic white man we're sending to Eurovision. They took this from us 💔

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Queer Eye: Startouch Edition

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OK BUT WHY THE THICC ARMS ON THE MOONBERRY SURPRISE????

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Wait what do you mean wwdits has alternate endings?? And where can I watch them???

Because my European ass only found the one with the batcave or whatever we are calling THAT

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An alternate universe where The Archivist forgets to top up his oyster card and misses the train

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Ok, mysterious email round up:

Magp05 Gwen receives an email containing video of Lena trying and failing to kill Klaus and the information necessary to blackmail Lena (the fact that her superiors don't know she failed).

Magp07 Sam receives an email from "John" with a list of names of people who were in the Magnus Institute gifted program as kids, including Jerry Keay.

Magp20 Sam receives an email from a gibberish address full of files from 1999. They are correspondence between Starkwall and William Price, the former OIAR response department head. The files show that Starkwall destroyed the Magnus Institute under the OIAR's direction.

Magp27 Gwen receives an email from a gibberish address containing 20 years worth of confidential files that she claims show Lena is incompetent.

Interesting notes:

Both of Gwen's emails come in directly after she gets a case read out by Augustus.

Sam's second email comes the day after he gets a case read by Chester about the Magnus Protocol.

Honorable mention:

Magp12 Alice jokes about having an email titled “Magnus Institute re: Samama Khalid – Massive Conspiracy." She's probably just joking but she has shown a willingness to delete information about the Institute to keep it from Sam so...

I have a nagging feeling I've missed some but I can't think of them or find them so let me know if I did.

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After ep. 27 Jonah Magnus gives off major Idiotic Middle Aged Man High On Hubris™ and I swear if he turns up to be this universe's Jurgen fucking Leitner I'm going to torch all of London

A girl can dream and what I dream of is that behind the Magnus Institute in the tmagp universe there's JÜRGEN LEITNER HIMSELF.

The Institute was obviously a big deal in the Magnus Archives but imagine noW THERE'S THE WHOLE MYSTERY AND RED CANARY AND WHATEVER IT BURNED DOWN SAM IS TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF IT ANd then they're going like oh yes that jusT ANOTHER MASSIVE FUCK UP OF jurgEN LEITNER. AGAIN.

that would be so funny

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i don't see enough hype for the return of basira hussain she was honestly the coolest character in the magnus archives

she survived TWO horrific events by sheer willpower and girlboss-attitude and i wish more people loved her like i do

basira i love you welcome back queen

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I've been ready for a very long time

I tought it would hurt less

Since I already knew, in my heart

It didn't.

this second citadel season is all about sacrificing oneself to save the ones you love thaT I'M FREAKING SCAR3D FOR CAROLINE DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY STABHAPPY MOMMY

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Welcome to the Universe little Hyacinth,

may you be blessed with your mom's brilliant mind, your dad's eloquence and your father's social awkwardness.

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Me, but I was sitting on a train and some people turned to stare ☠️

My honest reaction

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aREN'T WE ALL??

What I say: "well obviously the protocol is going to involve fire, it's the quickest way to completely destroy your adversary's work and scare the shit out of him!"

What I'm thinking: "well obviously the protocol is going to involve fire, the unstoppable destruction of the Desolation always reaches the hidden machinations of the Web."

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What I say: "well obviously the protocol is going to involve fire, it's the quickest way to completely destroy your adversary's work and scare the shit out of him!"

What I'm thinking: "well obviously the protocol is going to involve fire, the unstoppable destruction of the Desolation always reaches the hidden machinations of the Web."

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Sam: Is that- alchemy?

Celia’s paperwork: