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visions are being seen and thoughts are being thunk

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I feel like a thing I see too much in fanfics is gwaine being handsy and creepy. Like gwaine should be charming and flirty and I don’t know if this is on purpose or if people are just failing in their attempt to make him charming but being flirty does not equate to molestation like??? what are we doing babe??

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I think the reason Gwen and Arthur fall flat to me is because everything that is interesting about their relationship, merthur does better! Like interesting dynamic between classes (prince/servant)…fun banter…them not treating Arthur different just because he’s a prince and telling him off when he needs it…Arthur being able to confide in them

Not to mention merthur has that and more like??? Why would I care about arwen when merthur is right there?

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if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

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there is something so hozier coded about them…

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ONCE AND FUTURE

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my first offering to the merlin fandom, good god i'm so obsessed. look at what i've done to my boy.

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- The Once and Future King -

[Image Description:

Fanart of the character Arthur Pendragon from the show Merlin (BBC).

Hand lightly grazing a torn map of Camelot and the surrounding kingdoms, Arthur gazes down with a light frown on his lips. He wears his armour with his Pendragon-red cape falling over his left shoulder, draping down his body. There is a warm glow to him.

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One night after Arthur discovers that Merlin has magic

Arthur: *shakes Merlin* Merlin, Merlin wake up!

Merlin: wha- what do you want?

Arthur: did you ever use you magic to cheat at dice?

Merlin: why are you asking? Why does this matter right now? *He rubs his eyes*

Arthur: did you or did you not??

Merlin: yeah yeah, I did, can we go back to sleep now?

Arthur: I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING

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I am on my knees BEGGING authors to stop promoting their books with tropes or what stories they based theirs off of. I don't care that your story is like a mashup of Aladdin and The Mummy I don't care that the love interest is a morally grey character, WHAT IS THE PLOT

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They should have let his curly hair run free 😔

messy haired merlin we deserved to see more of u

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the final scene of merlin was so unnecessary and for what. traumatizing an entire country on christmas eve with the implications that the magical twink with the death wish has spent 1500+ years waiting by that mother fucking lake for his wet golden retriever of a mythical noble boyfriend to come back. and it DOESNT EVEN END WITH A REUNION. haunting. jail for ten thousand years. i am devouring it with pita chips and hummus.

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Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.