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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time
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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.
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therapys going great
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happy pride month and shout out to “there’s nothing wrong with homos, guys”
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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen
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greta thunberg and 11 others on the flotilla carrying aid to gaza have been kidnapped by the israeli government in international waters.
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on watching a parent age
i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
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