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The Proposal

Demetrius: Hey Anya, Anya: Yeah Whats up Demetrius: Would you do me the honor of becoming my sister- in-law? Damian: Wait a minute- Damian: Did you just propose to Anya for me? Becky: *shrugges* Someone had to.

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A Piece Of Advice

Damain: Hey Anya, you need to make sure that you love yourself. Don't let your past define who you are. Becky: *scoffs* Damian: What?! Becky: Look who's talking about forgetting your past and loving yourself. Damian: *annoyed tone* You got a problem with that? Becky: You should be the last person to give Anya that type of advice. Anya: *loving tone* He can give me any advice he wants.

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Becky: Why are you two cuddling together? Anya: Damian says that studies show that it relives stress. Becky: *turns to Damian* I thought you would have asked her out already Damian: *acts offended* Hey, I did and we are dating. Anya's really stressed out. Anya: *exaggerated tone* Oh really. Well anyways thanks for helping to calm down when I started hyperventilating cause my dad was finally visiting.

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Really Franky?

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Forger please come to the front desk? Loid, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: *points to Anya and Franky* Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Anya and Franky: We got lost :( Loid: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me- Franky: *points to Anya* It was her idea.

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Getting Picked Up From School

Anya: *texting Yor* Mama! Help I’m being kidnapped Yor: Where are you? Anya: I’m with some strange person. In papa's car. Help. Please. Yor: I’ll call Loid. Loid: *answering his phone* Hello Yor: Where’s my baby? She texted me that she is being kidnapped. Loid: Anya? What are you talking about, she is right next to me- Loid: *moment of realization* Loid: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Loid: MY NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Anya: WHO ARE YOU?! MY MOM WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY ALIVE!!!!

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{16:24-16:50} Anya really messed up Loid's innocent character in front of Master Henderson, his number one fan, and Becky, who has a crush on him. And last but not least Damian, future son-in-law 😉.

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Another Day, Another Assassination

Starlight Anya: What did you do with the victim's body? Thorn Princess: What didn’t I do with the body? Starlight Anya: *awkward silence* uh...oookay Thorn Princess: Yeah, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully. Starlight Anya: We better get back home.

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A little in the Future

Yor: Loid and I are having a baby. Anya: That's gre- Yor, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Twiyor with Franky

Franky: *enters apartment* Is something burning? Loid: *lovey-dovey* Just my love for Yor. Yor: Aww, that's cute, I love you too. Franky: That's intresting. Sorry to cut the love fest short. But your toaster is on fire.

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After A Long Week Of Testing

Anya: Okay, truth or dare? Damian: Truth Anya: How many hours have you slept this week? Damian: *silence* Damian: …Dare Anya: Go to bed. Damian: I don't like this game.

Anya: I love you too.

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After Anya and Damian Get Together

Becky: If you hurt Anya, I will personally kill you. Damian: If I hurt Anya, I'll kill myself. Becky: Not if I kill you first. Damian: If you're able to get to me. Anya: *smiles warmly* I'm glad to see my two favorite people getting along well. *interlocks hands with both of them* Becky and Damian: *growl at each other over Anya's head*

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Incorrect Quotes

Anya: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

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Incorrect Quotes

Damain: So, according to my university, it is, quote, “my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department.” Damain: Now, if you’re a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing. Damain: HOW THE F*** AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!

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In the future Damianya

In the conference room of Desmond Inc. Anya , the wife of CEO Desmond, is heading to her seat next to her husband when this happens.

Anya: *trips and falls* Damian: It's cute how you're always falling for me. Anya: We're married. Damian: Still. Anya: Really. You want me to take you on a trip to memory land. Damian: Enlighten me. Anya: Well.. I remember that a particular some one used to always, oh I don't know,- Damian: *turning red* Enough Anya: Let me finish. Anyways as I was saying this some one fainted during graduation on stage, when our eyes connected and I gave him my famous heart warming smile. Damian: *embarrassed look* Anya how could you. *mischievous smirk* Don't blame me for being merciless tonight. Anya: I would like to see you try.

After she finishes the heads of the different departments are trying their best to contain their laughter for fear of their jobs and of getting extra work, CEO Desmond is a ruthless guy when it comes to others with his menacing aura. But when it comes to his wife he is a completely different person when dealing with his beloved.

(First four lines google. Remaining my imagination)

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Becky Bothering Damian As Usual

Becky: Are you in love with Anya. Damian:*sweats and stutters* um..nn-no Becky: Then why do you draw A+D everywhere Damian:*still sweating* What are you talking about? Becky: I ain't stupid. Look at the cover of your notebook. Damian: Ah..um..yeah...this stands for annihilation + destruction. Becky: Oh I'm sorry for asking. *smirks* I got to go and help Anya with her date today. Damian: *jealous look* Who is she going on a date with? Becky: That's none of your business. Damian:*muttering* Whoever he is he made a mistake. I am going to hunt him down. Make him beg for mercy. Becky: *sing-song voice* Oh Desmond I can't hear you. Jealousy does not look good on you at all Desmond. Damian: Who's jealous? I the Great Damian Desmond am not jealous over a little peasant. Becky: Well nice talking to you O Great Desmond. FYI I lied *sticks out tongue* she's all yours if you want. Damian: *excited* Really..I..I mean *harsh tone* I. DON'T. CARE. Becky: I got my answer anyways Desmond. See you when you're not blind anymore. You need to lose the pride if you want her.

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"Don't not judge me with your stereotypes." - Queen

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