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Barty: Hey, Reg?

Regulus: Yeah?

Barty: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Regulus:

Regulus: Where’s James?

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Remus: Yesterday I overheard James saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Sirius replying “Trust me.” and I have never fled a room so fast in my life.

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Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

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this show is about how the heterosexual nuclear family will DESTROY YOU! in fact the only answer is for us all to be gay!

thank you Supernatural you’re so right.

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McGonagall: Where's Mr. Black?

Remus: Doing stuff.

McGonagall: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Mr. Pettigrew?

Remus: Trying to stop Sirius from doing the stuff.

McGongall: Mr. Potter?

Remus: Trying to stop Peter from stopping Sirius from doing the stuff.

McGonagall: I see. And what are you doing here?

Remus: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping James from stopping Peter from stopping Sirius from doing the stuff.

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me when ive arrived at the final season of the heterosexual brothers show and one brother is in a romantic relationship with a deaf woman and the other is ???? with a gay angel and the son actor we hired that looks like we put their headshots in a baby generator:

i hauve to kill some characters.

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posting this as a stand alone because i think im funny

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Sirius trying to tell his brother about his relationship with Remus....

Sirius: So what do you think of Remus?

Regulus: *suspicious* In what way?

Sirius: Amm, just in general...

Regulus: *shrugs* He is alright

Sirius: *smiles*

Regulus: He always looks sad and sick...

Sirius: Okaaay... I guess you are right...

Regulus: I actually like him the best out of your friends...

Sirius: *hopeful* That's good...

Regulus: Yeah because Pettigrew is indifferent to me

Regulus: And I really hate Potter

Regulus: So Lupin is the best by default

Sirius: Okay good because...

Sirius: *realising something*

Sirius: Wait, how can you hate James?

Regulus: Because he is a twat!

Sirius: Nobody hates James Potter!

Regulus: Every time he opens his mouth I want to punch his face...

Sirius: James Potter is an incredible man

Regulus: *rolls his eyes* A bloody arsehole he is

Sirius: *gasps offended*

Regulus: Just like you...

Sirius: *with tears in his eyes*

Regulus: Are you crying?

Sirius: Nobody insults James Potter in front of me

Regulus:...

Sirius: *mumbling to himself* James is a good man, handsome, precious and amazing....

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newtmas but its actually wolfstar

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something being canon does not make it better btw. “oh MY thing is canon it’s superior” okay have you considered i have a cannon and i’ll launch you into the sun with it

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Regulus: You have three seconds to get your hand off of me

James: Bu- but you asked me to hold your hand like ten minutes ago??

Regulus: Yes and now the idea of you touching me makes me want to throw up

James: Okay

*30 min later*

Regulus: James why aren’t you holding my hand

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Best birthday gift I have ever received!!

@sleepingsphinxs @bookreadingbitch

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WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

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I just came up with a really inconvenient, possibly unplayable four-player game: The Evil Advisor

All you need is a completely normal chess board and a deck of cards that you can somehow divide into an even amount of cards that mean "yes" or "no". Out of the four players, only two need to know how to play chess - those play the role of advisor. The other two play as rulers. At the start of the game, both advisors pull a random card from the deck, which dictates whether their goal is to win the game, or lose it. They keep their respective card, showing it to nobody else.

The rulers, who ultimately choose where to move the pieces, always aim to win the chess game, and also know that the advisor may or may not be on their side, and don't know whether to trust the advisor or not.

If the ruler wins the chess game, they win the whole game. An advisor only wins if they reach their own goal - if an advisor's goal was to lose, but the ruler wins, the advisor loses, and vice versa.

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some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

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Regulus, getting worked up: You come into MY house—

James: This is our house!

Regulus: —and you take MY hoodie?!

James: This is my hoodie!