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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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To me the dullet radiates lesbian more strongly than Tboy swag but you’re right it’s still there to a degree

It’s not the I don’t like the dullet, but I miss the Tboy swag of his older haircuts

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It’s not the I don’t like the dullet, but I miss the Tboy swag of his older haircuts

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idk what is says about me or them that this was the first thing that came to my mind

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rb with whether people assume you’re older or younger than your actual age

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in the cuck chair with opera glasses and a big foam finger

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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i looove the apothecary diaries bc jinshi appears to be aware that he’s a light novel male lead so this boy is making a conscious effort to sparkle as hard as he can at maomao at every given opportunity. unfortunately for him maomao has autism and thinks he’s a loser

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whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

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Continually filling your mutual's dash with your blorbo like some sort of missionary trying to convert them

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phil lester period stim board <3

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don’t kys, you never know when a new type of wet pathetic character is about to be introduced to you via tumblr.com/dashboard thanks to your mutuals

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i was bullied into drawing this

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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hey thanks for clarifying that you were answering that card for each other. yeah thank you for making it abundantly clear that you're implying that "bending over and spreading wide" is a way that phil specifically spends his time and not just a card u picked to be funny. and also thanks for doubling down on the fact that it's about phil whilst trying and failing to come up with innocent alternatives for what the card could be referring to. yeah no that was all really cool thanks guys

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Can they go back in the closet actually, I don’t want to know these things