I'm suffering an acute case of naruto brain rot and I've isolated it to this side blog as to not infect all of you. You're welcome. 26. War Criminal Apologist. Hobbies include spelunking ancient blogs to reintroduce fanart like a biologist carefully repopulating an endangered species and imagining elaborate AUs I may or may not ever write.
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"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"
#itachi#i said what i said#thats a sickly twink that mostly fights in the mind palace or fuckin whatever#i know it has a name i just cant spell it dont @ me
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"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"
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Me when a character starts experiencing an agonizingly, Horrifically, painful transformation :

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Do you think you could use medical jutsu to heal or encourage the growth of microorganisms in your opponent? Like jut the benign gut bacteria or stuff on their skin.
Counter my E. Coli no jutsu mf
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occasionally I still see people complaining abt top/bottom discourse in fandom and like. my hot take? they don’t have to have penetrative sex at all 😭
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girl help they're taking my fave's extremely thin veneer of swaggering overconfidence at face value
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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction
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oh my fucking god. you. you get it. you understand my whole being. fingers in mouth fingers in mouth fINGERS IN MO
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The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit
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