I see your "Laios is trans" but that dude is THE most apathetically agender person on the planet. Laios does not have time for gender. Laios does not even HAVE a gender identity, he removed it to make room for more Monster Facts.
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Flipping in bed like an omelette but one you keep flipping too early so the other side isn’t fully done and you know you gotta flip it back again soon
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there’s a decent amt of neurologists who’ve called the sleep schedules we’re obligated to be on despite flagrant conflict with our natural circadian rhythms “borderline torture” and the work hours we’re expected to put in despite the fact that the average person can only maintain maximal efficiency and focus for 3 hours at a time “nearly inhumane” and i think about that a lot
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They are cringe and so am I.
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i feel obligated to share that i started dungeon meshi
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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.
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me: *sips drink* wow this is bad
friend: is it? *sips my drink* wow yeah this is bad
friend 2: let me try *sips my drink* oh God that's terrible
friend 3: hey what's going on here
me: my drink is bad
friend 3: *sips my drink* that's bad
friend 4: the drink is bad? *sips my drink*the drink is bad
friend 5: did I hear something about a bad drink?
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Found the most forlorn looking lil guy on iNaturalist the other night
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i love the phase "knock you into next week" because it implies that time travel can in fact be achieved with enough violence
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