#sure i guess

[betatrolls]

look my horses boy .

[phoenixkaptain]

Really think we should start looking at a “Bail Antilles won the election over Palpatine” AU.

Like, I know Palpatine probably would’ve tried to kill him or make him appear weaker or would’ve just bided his time, but the whole series would be so funny because Bail Antilles is like, nigh unkillable. Dude only died because the planet he was on exploded, they had to blow up Alderaan to kill Bail, this man is immensely powerful.

But also, just imagine??? Palpatine would be like “Chancellor, we’re friends :) you can ask me for advice :)” and Bail would be like “oh yeah sure definitely if I ever need advice I will go to you first” but then just.. never do that.

Because! Bail’s wife is a queen! He would go to Breha first and everyone else second! Everyone would be like “it’s so hard to manipulate our new Chancellor :/“ because Bail just does not ask anyone for advice. Bail offers advice, he does not get offered advice.

Palpatine would’ve tried to kill Bail, but Bail is friends with literally so many Jedi. Bail would just be like “Hey, Obi-Wan, remember that time when you were eighteen when you-“ and Obi-Wan: “I will do whatever you ask without question if you shut the fuck up.” Bail would have Jedi with him all the time, just for funsies and because he’s pals with them. Bail would be like “oh, someone has tried to kill me again… this is an opportunity to spend more time with my dear friend Obi-Wan :)”

Palpatine would try to make Bail appear weaker and Bail would just not fall to the bait. He’d just be like “oh something is going on? Hold on a moment, I’m busy making sure the Trade Federation doesn’t do anything stupid, then I’ll be showing the Senate my fifteen-hundred page slideshow that explains why I’m being nice to the Trade Federation and how helping them will ultimately help the Republic, then I have lunch with Obi-Wan and after that I have tea with Obi-Wan and then I’ll have dinner with Padme, Breha, and Obi-Wan, so I’ll get to it after that- wait, no, Breha threatened to take over the Republic if I was home late again, so I guess I’ll have to get to that thing tomorrow ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ “

I just… feel like we should discuss the world in which Valorum was cut from Supreme Chancellor only for Bail Antilles to replace him.

[spyderschaos]

Wish lesbians were real

[gay-little-axolotl]

DAY 8 OF @ride-the-cyclober

thank you Birdie for giving me an excuse to combine my two hyperfixations 🙏🙏

also I just realized @boogflake made a similar entry for this prompt but that was purely coincidental (go check out their drawing though it’s awesome!)

[karmelarts]

its 2026 and the fourth star trek movie just came out. im sitting in the middle row a little to the left. chris pine shows up on screen. a chorus of jangling carabiners erupts throughout the audience, signaling that yes, i am in fact surrounded by lesbians, why wouldnt i be. this is star trek. we watch the movie. its okay. just okay. kirk is his womanizing self to a maximum for some reason. he listens to rock and sometimes roll. spock is a little more flamboyant than he usually is in this series but maybe thats just zachary quinto trying something new. anyways there is a scene after the climax of the movie where spock talks about what it means to be human and how kirk showed him the beauties of humanity. he then confesses his gay love to kirk and it goes unrequited except for a pat on the shoulder and a smile from kirk. (this is happening in a windowless room) credits roll. directed by rob speight jr. supernatural trends for a solid two weeks.

[magiturge]

i dont wanna talk about it ( I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ) i feel fail and cringe. THIS IS ALL ACTUAL TEXT BTW I DID TYPE THIS I JUST MADE IT ILLEGIBLE IN MSPAINT BECAUSE I FEEL REALLY FAIL ABOUT IT

[anitalianfrie]

socks swag

[toothbrushfingers]

kinda weird how tuff’s eyes are blue in the movies but like brown/grey in the shows

howd that even happen

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

I don’t have an explanation for this

[decaydanceredacted]

au where everything is the same except ryan ross has a huge dump truck ass

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[bougiebutchbitch]

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Foreman: I diagnose House as a kinky Little

[osomatsustuff]

[gay-little-axolotl]

inspired by this post

[mariagreenwoodart]

Sorry, I can't come to the phone right now. Why? Because I'm currently battling my over enthusiastic champion-ranked girlfriend!

[littlegreenkanken]

its so funny arguing with anti snaters / marauder fans because GOD they are way out of canon and would twist people into horrible narratives just to fit their headcanon. Its literally there, written in print, of how Snape acts. You're absolutely reaching if you theorise conspiracies and try to pass it as hidden context. AND try to speak over Snape enthusiasts-that-have-done-their-research.

I would know how Snape acts, I devoured the texts and oh wait, he does appear in text more times than the totality of marauders do. I think I know what I'm talking about.

[multi-lefaiye]

oh yeah wait let me talk about my harpy oc's

dr maddock (they/it) is a doctor and scientist who studied at a prestigious university and has dedicated their life to scientific progress and disease research, specifically related to the mysterious disease that wiped out their family. it has no wings and only a small inferiority complex about that.

solaris (they/them) is a magical healer and former priest who still has their deeply held religious convictions, even if they're not practicing as a religious leader anymore. they're almost entirely mute due to trauma, instead using a mix of sign and magical telepathy to speak.

seraphine (he/him) is a runaway prince trying to make his way in the world, as well as escape the domineering matriarchy he grew up in. generally he's very sweet and gentle but super conflict avoidant, to the point of never facing his problems head-on if he can help it.

the challenger (he/him) is a warrior from the army of seraphine's mother, whose career as a soldier ended early due to injury. he later was appointed seraphine's personal guard and is now trying to get him back, chasing him all around the world to do so.

calliope (she/it) is an oracle from the mountains who foresaw her home's destruction and did nothing to stop it, letting her petty grudge against her ex take precedence over others' safety. as penance, she has sent herself into exile and is seeking redemption.

gwynera (she/her) is an explorer from humble origins who wants to rise above her station and make a mark on the world, at any cost. she's a big picture thinker who puts long-term goals over short-term concerns, for better and for worse.