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i would like to profess my undying love to my housecleaner marta for all she does for us
#truly one of my favorite people in the world#baby food stains on the walls?#gone#dog hair everywhere?#also gone#best investment i've ever made#and i realize being able to hire someone to come in twice a month is definitely a priviledge#but i am prepared to sacrifice literally everything else but to keep her#eating out? no thank you#skincare/make up? nope#vacations? not in this house#clothing? i'll take the goodwill bins thank you#but if i am able to get someone else to clean my shower#i'm doing it#so many marriages could be saved#and so many brain cells preserved
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i know we're all pre-occupied with the post TIT glow, but I just want to talk about something non TIT related.
i am lucky enough to have an amazing mother. i have never in my life doubted that my mom loves me. but ever since becoming a mother, i can't stop thinking about how much she must love me. it makes me so emotional, i can't help but appreciate her so so much more knowing what kind of feelings she must feel toward us, knowing just how much we mean to her, because my daughter is truly the light of my life.
if my daughter grows up to love and appreciate me a quarter of how much I love my mom, i will feel like i have succeeded in life
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this is the most heartwarming phan twitter video ever
#phan#usually i cringe quite a lot while watching those#not my fave usually#but this one?#was so soft
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"Combining two of my favorite things: Dan and the Buffy-verse"
-- Phil Lester, 2025
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i'm not gonna watch the livestream myself but y'all better let me know what shenanigans happen in the afterparty
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Growing up is actually just enjoying the exact same things you enjoyed at 14 years old, but in a more gay way
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i look at my daughter and i just cannot believe that something so beautiful and precious came from me
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thank you everyone, tickets have been claimed <3
they seemed to have fixed the fee issues. i can buy a couple livestream tickets for international fans who cannot afford a ticket on their own, hit me up <3
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they seemed to have fixed the fee issues. i can buy a couple livestream tickets for international fans who cannot afford a ticket on their own, hit me up <3
#phan#if you know of someone who would be interested#give them my info#in a very big part of the world 15$ is a very large sum of money#so i would be happy to lower that barrier for someone who is in need
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so no ticket + photocard bundle? AND charging people up to £35 in hidden fees that they are NOT told about until AFTER the money is taken??? girl that's theft dan and phil are straight up stealing if you agree to pay a certain amount then taking more than agreed on is straight up theft and i'm genuinely mad about it
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I wanted to offer so buy some international fans tickets to the livestream but now I don’t want to give dnp/organizers any money due to the predatory and hidden fees :(
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Happy birthday!! ���🎂🎉🎊🎁 Hope you have a wonderful day
thank you <3 <3 <3
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Wake up babe a new term for Dan and Phil has dropped

"popular gaming couple"
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An aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations, and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. So the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.
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watched the podcast and i think that my favorite part was "what are your fans called" "they think it's funny"
we do think it's funny
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your white appliances post made me think about our white fridge. we got it from a second hand appliance store 10+ years ago for a really, really good price. we think it's from the late 90s. it's just one of those old white fridges with the fridge on bottom and freezer on top. and you know what it matches? our cheapish white dishwasher and the 80s white double oven that came with the house. i can't imagine having stainless steal appliances. i'd feel too fancy tbh.
that's my issue right now, we need to get a new fridge but i don't want to get rid of my perfectly working oven that came with the house and the dishwasher i bought off of some guy for 20$ and i for the life of me can't find a white fridge of correct dimensions
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