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u know what i hate about cute baby yoda? u know what i hate? i hate that cute baby yoda is actually, legitimately cute. it doesn’t make any sense. it doesn’t make any goddamn sense. if i said to u, and both of us were completely sober, the words “baby yoda,” whatever vision u came up with in ur mind, i can assure u, it would be several miles left of adorable and at least thirty down into the uncanny valley. we’re talking animatronic reneeseme from twilight: breaking dawn part 2. let’s be honest. the fact that baby yoda is––is cute? is adorable? has downy ears and big eyes? absolutely unthinkable. ridiculous. baby yoda, at least, the should be cursed if not completely haunted. with Actually Cute Baby Yoda™ it’s clear the world has been kicked several feet off axis. the cosmos have been shaken. what disney exec took a drag of his cigar, looked at baby yoda, and said, “oh yah. might just fuck around a bit and cause a metaphysical catastrophe. good job, boys, raise for u, geoffords.” no. i refuse. i refuse to accept it. what lovecraftian nightmare looked sixteen hundred of his eyes at the shriveled embodiment of monkey emoji: hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil edition™ and went oh? yes? we could make some cute merch money off this crusty gangrene ballsack if we aged him circa seven hundred fifty years backwards? truly a nightmare. u haven’t seen satan’s influence in the world until u have stared into the wide eyes of babey yoda. 

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art dump

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fox looks like a fast food worker being yelled at by an angry suburban mom

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palpatine should be shaking in his boots

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it absolutely shouldve because then his duel with dooku couldve gone something like this

long live crop top kenobi

all I’m saying is that in the battle arena scene someone else could’ve gotten their clothes ripped and their midriff exposed instead of Padmé and I’m absolutely saying it should’ve been Obi-Wan Kenobi

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mines my dog.

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

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petition for even more hugging in star wars bc its what gives me life every day

The Mighty Chewbacca in the Forest of Fear! | by Tom Angleberger

THIS IS THE BIGGEST LIE STAR WARS HAS EVER TRIED TO FEED ME AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT. I AM HERE FOR THE HUGGING. SO HAVE SOME HUGS, TUMBLR.

There, I feel better now.

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part 3: skywalker saga

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part 2: rebels

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im gonna dump some of my art from the past year so part 1: ahsoka