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I feel like this would appeal to a few people on here

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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

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Just saw someone say that Portal was underrated… girl Idk how to tell you this but Portal was the most downloaded game on Steam for I think over a decade until very recently when it was overtaken by Stardew Valley. I like Portal too but lets be real

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If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

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TikTok

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me: the weather is changing and it's like yeah, i know it does this every year, but i wish it just stayed colder. all this heat and humidity is really messing with me.

friend who wants to put me in a machine that crushes me into a pancake for sexual reasons and is trying to play the long game but is rapidly losing patience: hahah so true

ant hiding in my wallet who is sentient and trying to kill me: do you think he's onto us

another ant who is friends with the first ant and also wants to sexually crush him in a big machine: hgow must tensile strength can your carapace withstand

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Nice job everyone. Really covering all our bases

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Easily Paleo-ified with some tweaks to the stir-fry sauce.

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i want love

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I keep thinking about this at work and making myself sick trying not to laugh

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test test test

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I love to people watch. Because then I get to learn about people behavior

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logically I know pussy isn't supposed to come in fruity flavors but emotionally mine would taste like strawberries & cream dr pepper

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hey don't cry. i am just a fish. ok?