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[radio-host]

Would you sit by my Christmas tree and enjoy either The Polar Express movie or Home Alone movie? I know you're not a fan of that media, buuuttt one has to admit that they are entertaining to watch over warm beverages mayhaps? 👀🥺👉👈

i must admit, that does sound rather pleasant. as long as everyone involved knows how to keep their hands to themselves, of course.

[radio-host]

You died for like three months. Where the hell did you go?

I doubt that this is any of your concern, my dear.

he went to get his beauty sleep, but forgot to set an alarm clock. -Admin

DO NOT REVEAL MY SECRETS!

[radio-host]

So Al do you have aversion to touch because if you do I am sorry boop *they boop you light enough to where you can see it but you can't feel it*

ɖơ ɬɧąɬ ąɠąıŋ, ąŋɖ ყơų ιơʂɛ ყơųγ ɧąŋɖ.

[radio-host]

Sir, I have a proposition

(to the person running this, if you're uncomfortable with this ask, please tell me and sowwy :[ )

I will give you my soul, some bags of blood, and seven dead bodies, fresh, if you give me a single hand kiss. It doesn't have to be long, but at least a second. And no, not the chocolate. An actual hand kiss. And yes, I'll wash my hand before it. Also, don't ask where the bodies came from. I may or may not have killed a few jerks just for this. Anyway,

Deal?

very well.

he reaches out and takes her hand, and as the gentleman he (supposedly) is, he leans down and gives her a kiss on her knuckles. it lasts exactly one second, before he lets go of her hand and takes a step back.

[radio-host]

Alastor, do you know who this girl is? You kinda look related in some way, or like friends or something

ah, my apologies, dear, but im afraid i cannot tell you who that is.

[radio-host]

Alastor, do you accept hugs? Having a bit of a rough patch in my life, and I need one, obviously, it's up to you and your boundaries<3

oh dear, i certainly am pleased to hear about your misery. but i will make an exception, you may have a hug. but keep your hands to yourself, understood?

he closes in and lays his arms around you, pulling you in for a rather close hug.

[radio-host]

*There's a snake in the rafters. it's got light blue scales, so it's clearly not lucifer.*

he pokes it with his cane, confused what a snake is doing in a place like this.

[radio-host]

(Accidentally kisses on the cheek) well sorry my dear, it seems like we are the same person and I couldn't help but find interest in you!

he immediately tenses up, taking a step back to create some distance between them. my dear, who or whatever you are, please refrain from doing that again.

[radio-host]

*You open a random closet in the hotel and see me drinking blood from a blood bag with a more next to me. I look at you for a moment before waving at you*

he smiles down at you, blinks, and closes the closet. a second later, he opens it once more. hold on. how did you get in here?

[radio-host]

*singing* Hey, Hobo Man! Hey, Dapper Dan! You've both got your style, but brother you're never fully dressed without a smile! Who cares what they're wearing on Main Street or Saville Row? It's what you wear from ear to ear and not from head to toe that matters!!! So, Senator, So, Janitor, so long for a while, but fellow you're never fully dressed without a smile!!! That was for you, the master of smiles himself, the Radio Demon!

[radio-host]

Those sick people have nothing against you sir. You are an amazing person and i appreciate all that you do! Anywho, have a joke, on the house.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

a-ha-ha! your humor is as splendid as always, my dear friend! say, do you like venison?

[radio-host]

Hey it’s Velvette how you doing Alastor?

why hello there, my dear! I am doing just fine, appreciate the question. but what brings you to the hotel, if I may ask?

[radio-host]

THIS APPLE IS AN ABOMINATION

[radio-host]

(Hi I’m kinda of shy on asking this do you mind on rping?- if not that’s fine too..sorry if I’m bothering you-)

I do not mind at all, my dear! Just abide the rules, and you will be just swell.

[radio-host]

do u bite? if you do I will spray you with water*

*holy water

I'm sure you know better than to do that. but yes, I do bite, on occasion.

[radio-host]

🐾: «perfect! but what about our deal? want my soul or not?»

why of course! come here, and let's seal our deal with a handshake, dear. he holds out his hand for you.

[radio-host]

i know I like, partially, treated you not long ago

but i have a BURNING question

is this canon

My Dear, I still cannot comprehend how confused she left me that day. I am still thinking about what she could have meant.