#hazbin hotel idea

[dewdropdinosaur]

Not Your Mother's

LUCIFER X READER Summary: Lucifer and Alastor hate each other, no surprise. But what happens when Alastor threatens one of the only things Lucifer loves? Warnings: Cussing, Violence. Rating: PG-13 For the dearest, @adeptusxiaohere, who read 'Our Mom' and thought of a different interpretation to Alastor's veiled threats! This one is a bit longer, around 1.5k words. See Masterlist for Request Status

In the bustling chaos of the Hazbin Hotel, where demons sought refuge and redemption, there existed a peculiar dynamic between two prominent figures: Lucifer and Alastor. Their disdain for each other was as notorious as the flames of Hell itself, an open secret whispered among the denizens of the hotel. Their clashes were legendary, echoing through the halls with the thunderous force of opposing titans. Yet, amidst their perpetual animosity, there was one figure who held a special place in both their hearts - a shining oasis of warmth and kindness, Y/N. Y/N's nurturing nature had endeared her to all, earning her the title of "mother", “mom”, “momma”, and even “abuela” among the residents of the hotel.

Of course, Lucifer found himself drawn to Y/N in ways he couldn't quite comprehend. Her compassion sparked something dormant within him, a longing for solace in the midst of his eternal torment. And so, they found solace in each other's company, their unlikely bond blossoming amidst the chaos of their surroundings.

However, Lucifer's newfound happiness did not sit well with Alastor. Beneath his jovial facade lurked a mad streak, his own rival taking something that he himself had provided to the Hotel. He owned Y/N's soul, how dare that insolent fallen angel touch something that he had rightfully won. Alastor, ever the enigmatic presence, watched their burgeoning relationship with a mixture of disdain and concern. To him, Lucifer was a rival not just for Y/N but for the very soul of the hotel itself. She provided something that even the Radio Demon could admit was special, reminding him of his own mother in a way; not that he would ever admit it. As Lucifer and Y/N's love blossomed, Alastor's facade began to crack. He masked his disdain with veiled threats, cloaked in the guise of protecting Y/N from Lucifer's supposed dark intentions. But with each passing day, his resentment festered, threatening to consume him whole.

Then, one fateful evening, in a moment of unchecked rage, Alastor's carefully constructed facade shattered. Per normal, the fit began as the two men challenged each other again. 

The atmosphere in the Hazbin Hotel crackled with tension as Lucifer and Alastor found themselves locked in yet another heated exchange. Their words were barbed, their insults cutting like knives as they circled each other with predatory intent.

"You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a demon, Alastor," Lucifer spat, his voice dripping with disdain. "A mere puppet with delusions of grandeur."

Alastor's grin widened, his eyes gleaming with malice. "And you, Lucifer, are nothing but a fallen angel clinging to the remnants of your former glory," he retorted, his tone laced with venom. "A pitiful relic of a bygone era."

Their words stung, each barb sinking deeper into wounds long festering. But Lucifer, never one to back down from a challenge, pushed the boundaries even further.

"At least I'm not hiding behind a mask, pretending to be something I'm not," he sneered, a cruel smirk twisting his lips. "Unlike you, Alastor, I have the courage to face the truth. That you are weak and worth no note of attention or fear."

Alastor chuckled, stepping forward and placing a hand on Y/N’s shoulder, leaning down so his head was right next to her head as he looked toward Lucifer. "You dare insult me, Lucifer?" Alastor growled, his voice dripping with jovial menace. "You dare to mock me while you hide behind the skirts of this pathetic mortal? Let’s see how you like things being taken from you just as you took from me."

The line struck a nerve within Lucifer, who lost all resolve at the threatening of his loved one. Throwing a punch, it barely nicked Alastor’s head who slunk awya in the shadows. 

“Oh now, this is what I have been waiting for!” Slinking and dodging every punch and attack thrown his way, Alastor contininued to mock the King of Hell until Lucifer finally landed a punch and broke Alastor’s monocle. 

Y/N's heart pounded in her chest as she struggled to comprehend the sudden turn of events. She had always been a beacon of peace and understanding, a guiding light in the darkest of times. But now, she found herself caught in the crossfire of a battle she had no part in. Having been caught in the wake of blasts, her body now was bruised and bloodied. 

"Alastor, please," she pleaded, her voice trembling with emotion. "This isn't like you. We're all friends here. Can't we find a way to resolve this without resorting to violence?"

But her words fell on deaf ears as Alastor's rage consumed him whole at viewing the piece of broken glass. With a snarl of contempt, he turned his back on Y/N, his focus squarely fixed on Lucifer.

"This isn't over, Lucifer," he growled, his voice a low, menacing rumble. "Not by a long shot."

And with that ominous warning hanging in the air, Alastor summoned shadows, leaving behind a trail of destruction in his wake. As the echoes of his departure faded into silence, Y/N was left to pick up the pieces, her heart heavy with sorrow and regret. For in the world of demons and sinners, even the purest of souls could find themselves tainted by the darkness that lurked within.

The hotel trembled with the weight of Lucifer's wrath as he beheld the sight of Y/N, crumpled and wounded at Alastor's feet. In that moment, all pretense of civility vanished, replaced by a primal fury that consumed him whole.

With each blow exchanged between the two adversaries, Y/N's heart ached with a sorrow deeper than any physical wound. She had never imagined that their feud would escalate to such a destructive extent, nor had she ever anticipated becoming collateral damage in their battle of wills.

Through bleary eyes, Y/N watched as Lucifer and Alastor grappled with one another, their movements a blur of fury and desperation. Each punch landed with bone-crushing force, echoing through the hall like thunder in a storm-torn sky.

Summoning every ounce of strength within her battered body, Y/N pushed herself upright, determination burning in her eyes despite the agony that coursed through her veins. With shaky steps, she stumbled towards Lucifer and Alastor, her voice a hoarse whisper in the din of battle.

"Stop," she pleaded, her words barely audible above the din. "Please, stop..."

For a fleeting moment, the chaos seemed to abate as Lucifer and Alastor turned their gaze towards her, their expressions a mixture of shock and guilt. Y/N refused to back down. With a steely resolve born of love and compassion, she stepped between the warring demons, her outstretched arms a barrier against the violence that threatened to consume them all.

"Enough" she declared, her voice ringing with a clarity that cut through the chaos like a beacon in the darkness.

Both men let go of their death grips on each other and looked at the battered woman. 

“Go to your rooms.”

“But ducky–”

“I said go to your room Lucifer, you too Al. I don’t want to see you till morning. Then this place better be cleaned spotless!” 

Both men slunk away, as Y/N sighed, viewing the mess of the lobby around her. Plopping down on the nearest couch, Y/N drug her hands over her face. 

“Shit, did hot momma just put the Radio Demon and the King of Hell in time out?” 

“Angel, shut your fucking mouth.”

“You could always find ways to shut it up, Whiskers.”

[nightingale2004]

Hazbin Hotel Headcanon ideas for our dear Alastor.

After Alastor gained Husker and Nifty's souls and was rising into power, he didn't just have a radio show, but he also created his own jazz themed club business. All sinners were welcomed as long as they acted accordingly and didn't cause too much trouble. Also they had to dress the theme

Alastor's club had everything. A stage for both singers, bands, and comedians. A dance floor, booths to sit, eat, and drink whatever they chose. A table for gamblers which Husker is in charge of. Restrooms. And a private room for Alastor in case an overlord or two want to talk business with him. And of course, Niffty was the maid here at the club.

His business partners were Rosie and Vox, but after Alastor and Vox had the "Falling out," Alastor cut Vox out of the business, and now it's just him and Rosie running the club together.

Ater Alastor took on the hotel project. He left the jazz club in Rosie's hands, but he does check on it occasionally to make sure it's running smoothly.

I don't think charlie or the others will know about the jazz club, but I do think they will find out about it either from Husk, Niffty or from Alastor himself or possibly from Rosie (if they see her again) or vox would let it slip during a broadcast

I also do think Valentino would've tried to be business partners with Alastor and combine his club with his "business," but Valentino would've definitely been shut down, threatened, and probably injured by Alastor for suggesting such a thing when they met before the hotel.

[a-stormie-crt]

Loser, baby reprise idea

If we get a reprise of loser, baby in season 2 I want it to be the opposite of the original song.

like wether that be something going on with alastor, his gambling/ alcohol tendencies, or the fact that he hates he’s a winged cat. Maybe, if we wanna be angsty, all three. 

Like how the OG song was a combination of ANGEL’s relationship with VAL, his self destructing habits like drugs and alcohol, and his self hatred for his body and being a toy for Val, (or a PET, like how Alastor sees husk!) 

And then I believe this would take place somewhere more personal like in a enclosed room or bathroom or even at the hotel bar, where the OG was in a messy open setting on some rando street.

Preferably it would be later in the season so there would be a bigger break and relationship development to help the reprise hit harder since it has ALREADY become their song. (And to help the pacing)

So husk would be all down in the dumps and Angel would lift him up the same way Husk did to him all those months ago but since then, their relationship has become deeper and sweeter so it would be slightly more… cute? 

Like I don’t want something as light as the more than anything reprise compared to the original song where it just becomes lighter and more natural, no.

I want it to be sweeter in a way where it reflects how these two are still struggling together, are still losers together but it’s become less insulting and more lighthearted and teasing. like we already see in episode 8 that the losers thing has become a cute lil joke. 

So, it developed even more to where the reprise makes it genuinely sweet while not dumbing down on the purpose of the original song? That would be PERFECTION.

It would be shorter than the og since it is a reprise, and it would NOT be where they kiss. I have many ideas for when they kiss (if they even do cuz omg I love slow burns but idk if I could wait ANOTHER season if we even get a S3) probably about a minute long like the other reprises.

Since I’m so hyperfixated on this idea, I already imagine the main line is changed ever so slightly. 

Instead of ‘you’re A loser baby,’ it’s something super sappy and romantic like ‘you’re MY loser, baby,’ and they would both joke about how soft and stupid they’ve become?!?! I would MELTTTT.

I highly doubt if this were to happen these would be the lyrics by here’s my idea of how it would kinda go 

Angel to husk: so things look bad, and you’re back’s against the wall… *much slower, lighter, softer.

You’re whole existence seems, fuckin’ hopeless..

You’re feelin’ filthy as a {I feel like they would change the lyric here, but it would depend on the context and setting to make it work. Like how the og was outside a gross bar, the line ‘dive bar bathroom stall’ fit for that situation. Or it’s just a general metaphor and I’m insane.}

Can’t face the world sober, and dopeless… [ok imagine instead if it getting higher here like the OG song it gets LOWER? It would be a nice change for a reprise : o]

You’ve lost.. you’re way… but you know you’re life ain’t wrecked {There’s two ways the buildup to the chorus rewrite could go. - 

They could keep it the same, or change it up in a way to where Angel is referring to how Husk already helped him through this and this situation and how he knows it’s pointless to dwell. Which is why he’s helping husk now with the same problem, but he’s just a dumbass because he knows this! Reflecing on the original song idea of ‘yeah you’re pathetic but so am I with you’ kinda mentality.}

So I guess we’re correct… {or, as I originally said, OG lyrics BASED ON story context. Obviously idk what S2 is gonna be like lol}

You’re my loser, baby, my loser, goddamn baby you’re my fucked up little whiney bitch, you’re a loser just like me.

*And I would adore it if husk just did a sarcastic scoff and said ‘thanks asshole’*

You’re my screws-loose boozer and only one star reviewser [this line on they would sing it togetherrr]

You’re a {Depending on if the OG song was saying that Husk was also a power bottom and that was his company or if he just generally had company is still unclear to me, so they could hypothetically keep that line or take a spin on it where they joke about, say, husk being a submissive top? I’m just flowing with ideas gosh} [I wouldn’t be able to make a clever rhyme for that joke except for this so why not] >>>>>>

You’re a sub top at/off the highest rooftop, but you’ve got company~* in a more flirty and teasing tone cuz husk was also teasing him a lot in loser, baby* 

I will not explain the joke but it’s pretty self explanatory [The roof is considered either the most empty or luxurious part of a building, it can also be roofs, flying, wings I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS! And off if we want be a lil… dark if we ain’t referring to flying 🤨] 

|Anyways I ain’t no professional songwriter in any way that’s just a little personal dumb line|

And then it would end! Like I said not in a kiss like the more than anything reprise cuz I don’t really want another chaggie parallel? (Not saying the chaggie and huskerdust parallels are bad it’s just parallels between the f/f couple and m/m couple when they’re both very different I don’t want to be many) - 

I think it would be a hug or a soft snuggle or something more simple get intimate like that : P since Angel needs sweet stuff not more ‘sexual’ :/ advancements.

Or this whole thing is pointless cuz the point of the song was Husk telling Angel once and for all that he’s not alone and they wouldn’t need to bring it up again? But we already got the instrumental so there’s slight hope…

Anyways, if we were to get a loser baby reprise that is just my personal idea of what I think would happen! Obviously the second season is already written but if something even remotely similar happens to this I will be happy. Hell maybe I was right on point but it’s highly unlikely haha

Toodles~ |I didn’t write this at 2 am instead of sleeping on a school night cuz I had 2 assignments due whatttt|

[darin-nidk]

Highkey need a angst no comfort fanfic of Lucifer x Male!Reader, in which Lucifer is telling Charlie about "how humans were given freewill and look at what they do" but one of the residents is M.Reader who is flabbergasted at how apathic Lucifer is, gets on his face and shouts, yells at him.

▪︎ About how Lucifer himself should know better than anyone how twisted Heaven itself is and how God deemed His most beautiful and loyal soldier worthless, casting him aside — how humans are more complex with all the shades of grey that morality actually entitle.

▪︎ M.Reader voice cracking, not out of fear since Lucifer is looking absolutely fucking pissed and Charlie is holding him back, but because he is crying as he yells that he didn't deserve to be here and if anyone had failed him, it had been God (M.Reader having to kill his abuser because authorities and his close circle had failed him? Perhaps, died mid-abuse and the reason he was thrown into Hell was something as stupid as premarital marriage when it wasn't even consensual).

▪︎ Realization dawning on Lucifer, he stutters but M.Reader is angry-crying, pointing at himself at how Hell is also fucked up because "I died and my body has spots/heart shapes as a pattern across my body on the places I was hurt?!" M.Reader maybe even looking manic, absolutely gone as he breaks down before he storms off.

▪︎ Everyone standing awkwardly.

[ BONUS POINTS. ] Imagine M.Reader singing something akin to Congratulations from the Hamilton Musical as he breaks down on how Heaven had failed him, how praying to God didn't do a single thing, how it felt unreal when he landed in Hell when his only sin was being brought onto the world with no one to care about him and oh, did he fight? He fought tooth and nail but even the person with the strongest will to live, to barely survive will crumble down.

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[pimp-overlord]

Hii! You’re Valentino, right?

yes, amorcito, the one and only.~ you dont want a role, do you?

he smirks, leaning down to you to inspect your figure.

[a-headless-angel]

Hazbin x Barbie Crossover

Okay… hear me out:

Random art idea. Hazbin Hotel’s Clara and Odette meets Barbie. Someone please make this crossover a thing!

[anon4usfickly]

Is it wrong that I want to start another fic where Alastor and Vox get switched into another universe by kid angels of themselves.

All cause Kid Al wanted a way to get his mother into Heaven after she killed his father for killing him.

And she is in Hell as this culinary overlord running all sorts levels of restaurants, grocery stores, etc etc…

And of course he drags his best buddy Vic (who totally doesn’t have a crush on his friend!) into the mess.

So basically

There is a kid angel Al and Vox running around in the canon verse Hell, sticking out like a sore pastel thumb while adult sinners Alastor and Vox are stuck in Heaven but will be sent to Hell to get the McGuffin to get them back home.

Thoughts?

[radio-host]

So, why is it that you don't like Lucifer? Is there a specific reason, or do you just not like him.

my dear, i simply cannot resist the temptation to mock our short king! HaHaHa!

@hazbindying

[movedtonewblog-insanekatlady]

How I would rewrite Charlie from Hazbin Hotel

After Lilith disappeared, Charlie took on most of the responsibilities of hell. Including deciding punishments for new souls in hell.

Souls are sent to what’s been dubbed the “apartments,” which is a building much like an apartment building with many rooms each with a personalized hell.

This makes the hotel a contrast in a way of temporary stay. Once souls serve their time. They are allowed to roam hell.

time served can be from months to thousands of years. Although Charlie tends to be a bit merciful with punishments.

She also has the ability to sentence sinners to more time served if she sees fit. This gives her good power over them and why they don’t just.. you know… kill her.

part of being the judge to sentence sinners also gives Charlie the ability to hear someone’s inner thoughts and when someone lies. Their breath smells of burnt hair to her.

Design not set in stone*

Idk I feel like she could be and should be so much more than she was in the show. Her character being so jovial doesn’t make sense to me. But I’ll admit it’s fun lol.

I have other ideas like how the hotel ideas came to be and how the demons join the hotel, like I think it would be neat to have Vaggy be an executioner left behind who comes to realize her beliefs aren’t very founded.

but that’s all I’ll say for now.

Bonus concept sketches: angel dust and after sentencing

I’d be happy to know what you think or any other ideas!

[inuhalfdemon]

[Vox + Valentino]: "Alastor's missing! Fled with his tail between his legs!"

[Fandom]: *spits out drink* HIS WHAT!?

[No one:] It's a just a saying. He obviously doesn't actually have one...

[Fandom]: But...are we SURE???

[Me]: I mean, deer don't actually...*thinking about how whitetail deer frizz up their tails and flag them around when they're scared or spooked...*

[tvoverlord]

Hi Vox! I made a new animation for the VoxTek logo and thought you might like it! It includes bits that represent all the Vees powers. I hope you like it <3

holy shit, that's fantastic!! can I take this??

[st-dorothy-minority]

Wackadoodle idea regarding Lilith's presence in Heaven and her possible deal.

What if she had to divorce Lucifer? My thought was she's trying to either get better living conditions in Hell or trying to get Lucifer & Charlie redeemed, so she divorced Lucifer in hopes of it igniting a fire in him and he'd get passionate again about something. And she lets the exterminations continue in order to keep Charlie passionate (and hopefully Lucifer would become that too, eventually).

[artsdoodles]

Pre-orders for a husk body pillow go down tomorrow still got a few left if anyone would like one :)

[bawawawawaguitarsolofuckyeah]

Concept: Vox and Alastor finally meet after 7 yrs. The convo starts civil but grows snarky. Al eventually turns to leave, but vox grabs him by the shoulder, demanding (begging) an explanation for his absence-he stops in his tracks when he sees al's mouth forced shut by stitches

[evander2511]

Hazbin hotel criticism: I find it strange that Charlie was sidelined in episode 4. She was the one who chose to go after Angel Dust. She was the one who chose to stay, who caused the events which led to the studio catching on fire. None of this was Husk. It was all Charlie.

I really think Charlie should've been the one to fix it. From a story standpoint alone-a (main) character makes a huge mistake, they should be the one to fix it. She should've been the one who ran after Angel later. She should've tried to apologize, or get Angel out of his contract, something. Asked Angel about how she should handle the situation.

(tw harassment) it's also really icky that Husk was sent after Angel just because he said 'no I don't want to date you' for the millionth time.

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(tw murder)

My personal suggestion would be that Charlie considers what happens. She decides that maybe she rushed in without actually understanding what's going on (especially since Angel stopped her from trying to confront Val), and therefore decides to talk to Angel.

Charlie ends up saving Angel from the thugs, and then Angel gets mad at her for it (like he did with Husk). Charlie is very confused by Angel's behavior, and they have a conversation.

And maybe Charlie takes the lesson 'you're the princess you can be more assertive' and uses it to intimidate/trick/force Val into undoing the contract (I feel it'd be very out of character for her to actually kill someone, but there's other ways she can handle things.)

Or since Charlie seems ok with Alastor killing people she could just ask him to murder Val for her. As a service to the hotel. Maybe she even makes a deal with him.

This is really good criticism and actually making her stay in Character not ooc. Thanks anon for the criticism and the idea too

[pimp-overlord]

*A fem-looking cat demon approaches him. She has an axe hooked on her belt that is stained slightly with blood, red hair, black eyes with red pupils, and cat-like features (ex. ears, tail, teeth etc)* "Hey."

*Her voice sounds distant and emotionless as she gives the moth a once-over*

-@zora-blackwood

he only gives her a quick glance.

looking for a job, carino~?