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Husk, struggling to keep upright in some 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Angel, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 10 inch heels: HAH, WEAK.

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Alastor: I’m going to take you out

Vox: great, it’s a date!

Alastor: I meant that as a threat.

Vox: See you at five!

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 Angel: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!

Charlie: Mind your language!

Angel: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Charlie:

Angel: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes

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Angel: You love me, right, Husk?

Husk: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Alastor: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... it's impossible to put down!

Lucifer: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... she hugged me.

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THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED AT THIS ONE. (generators go crazy frl)

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Valentino : We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Vox: That's not how you make cookies-

Valentino: FLOOR IT!!!

Velvette : How about 4,000,000 degreees for 1 second???

Vox: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE WHOLE BUILDING DOWN-

Velvette: I'M GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Valentino: DO IT

Vox: NO-

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Vox: I'd date you.

Alastor: What?

Vox: I SAID I HATE YOU.

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Velvette: I'm so dehydrated

Valentino: So you're-

Velvette: Don't say it

Valentino, biting his lip (not in a weird way): Feeling a little thirsty?

Velvette: I'm dying, please just give me some water

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Alastor: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Lucifer: I do have a sense of humor you know

Alastor: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Lucifer: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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Husk: I feel like doing something stupid.

Angel: I’m stupid, do me.

Husk: ...

Angel: I said that out loud-

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you know what's crazy?

The Full Moon episode is finished.

Completely

But Viv wants Hazbin to basically have its glory.

So she's waiting for the hype to settle down.

WHICH MEANS WE WONT GET THE FULL MOON EPISODE IN A WHILE BECAUSE HAZBIN IS JUST LIKE THAT.

why would you make Hazbin so amazing just to delay Helluva s2 e8, Vivienne.

Why.

Dying on the inside.

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Angel, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Husk: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

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Husk: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Angel: What- how?

Husk: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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Lucifer, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Alastor: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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..he's the king of all ducks.

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Alastor: It doesn’t have a bone.

Lucifer: Then why is it called a boner?

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Lucifer: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

Alastor: I beg to differ

Lucifer: Then beg.