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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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I've known I've had complicated feelings about gender for a long time, and have been happily non-binary since I learned that was a thing.

And I fucking swear

I just thought "what if I'm just trans"

Why is this the thing that did it to me?

raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

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That's not real. There's no way that can be real

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Branching Phaecelia (P.ramosissima)

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Everybody who was born born male has a breast size and shape encoded into their dna just waiting to be discovered, doesn't that make you a bit curious? Theres no harm in a bit of science <3

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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

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I love this, don't get me wrong.

But also, if you have a Harry Potter tattoo because you love the books, but think the author is terrible, you can keep it, if you want. She doesn't get any money from it. It meant enough to you to ink it on your body at one point. It can still be meaningful, just complicated.

But if it makes you feel bad, get rid of it

And probably donate to a charity anyway.

stuff like this is awesome! it’s a great way to help a charity and let people know your tattoo shop is trans friendly! and a fuck you to jk rowling of course.

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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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Mending a rather obvious rip in the butt of my dad's jeans, so I'm embroidering a dad joke on the pocket to make ironic

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She's not even wearing a collar

So since you’re obviously trying to be obtuse about Sabrina carpenter - people are mad because it’s misogynistic and anti-feminist. Have you even seen the album cover? She’s on her knees with some dude holding her by the hair. Since you’re being a little bitch about it I won’t start on the politics of why this matters even more right now. Get the fuck out of here you stupid Russian skank

I'm sorry everybody I know I'm supposed to do some kind of zinger in reply but this is genuinely so fucking funny

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I love gently bothering wildlife

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Crab Daddy

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I'm a little confused. But enthusiastically in support of this

this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen

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Do things get better or am I just a throw away