railmeharrypotter

[railmeharrypotter]

[during Halloween]

harry: draco, we need more candy.

draco: but there’s only been like four kids.

harry: yeah, but one of them told me she loved me so I gave her everything.

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harry: you believe me?

draco: harry, you’re the last good person on this planet. i‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

[railmeharrypotter]

draco: hey, you wanna bang?

harry:

draco: i meant hang.

harry:

draco: actually, no, I didn’t.

harry:

[railmeharrypotter]

harry: i’m the kind of person who likes to think things through.

draco: since when? i once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

[railmeharrypotter]

harry: fist me.

draco: i- what the fuck?

harry: [holds out fist for a fist bump]

draco: right. that’s what you- right okay Jesus fucking Chr-

[railmeharrypotter]

ron: if i was a gardener, i'd put our 'two-lips' together

hermione: ronald come here.

— — —

*harry and draco watching from afar*

harry: why can't we be like them?

draco:

draco: if i were a gardener, you'd be my hoe

harry:

harry: that's why.

[railmeharrypotter]

ron: why are you wearing malfoy's sweater harry?

harry: i- it's not malfoy's it-its' mine!

ron: uh huh, then what does the d stand for?

harry: ...

harry: dissapointment.

ron:

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harry: only an idiot would fall for me.

draco: HEY I'M NOT AN IDIOT!!

harry: w-

draco:

draco: shit-

[railmeharrypotter]

draco: i have very high standards.

blaise: really? *points to harry just smiling*

draco:

draco: he reached all my standards.

[railmeharrypotter]

draco: *hugging harry*

draco: i've only had harry for a day and a half.

draco: but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

[railmeharrypotter]

ᴘɪᴄᴋ-ᴜᴘ ʟɪɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴀʀʀʏ

harry: kiss me if i'm wrong, but dinosaur's still exist right? ;)

draco:

draco: what the hell is a dinosaur?