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what if a woke geek did "Baby Got Back" ...
i like all butts and i cannot lie, you other lovers can't deny that when someone walks in with a jigglewiggle pace and a round thing in yo face you go SPLOOSH, wanna mop up muff cuz you notice their clothes be stuffed deep in the jeans they wearin i'm hooked and i can't stop starin oh baby, i wanna get wit'cha and take your pic'cha my bestie tried to warn me but that butt you got make me so horny, ooh, rumple smooth skin you say you wanna get in my gams well, use me use me but have empathy and bound'ries i've seen them dancin, i still need romancin there's sweat, we're wet it's going like a water jet i'm tired of porn hubbings, saying big dicks are the things take the average person and ask them that yall gotta pack some back so people YEAH people YEAH has your person got the butt? HELL YEAH Ask'em to shake it! (shake it) shake it, (shake it) shake that healthy butt baby got back (kindest gaze with sweetest booty) baby got back i like thighs round and strong, when i omnom nomnom nom I just can't help myself I'm actin' like an animal Now, here's my scandal take me now to your home cuz UH mine's messed up UH HUH i aint talkin about hentai cuz vibrating rabbits break and die i want em real thick n juicy, in front that makes it double mix-a-lot's in trouble, beggin for a commitment bubble so, i'm lookin at twitch videos smartest cuties game in windows, you can have that console-y my peeps are Linus, Jay, or Steve a word to the nerdy bruthas, i wanna build wit cha i air cool, no water but i gotta do my own pipe if i wanna til the break of DAWN if he keeps it goin on a lot of simps won't like this song cuz the toxic masculinity sucks but i'd rather stay and play cuz my gamin is strong and i'm down to turn the rumble on so, duders yeah, dooders yeah if you wanna cuddle up in my blankies then flop on down, with arms out in pillows we'll talk it out baby got back baby got back yeah baby, and about your genitals, your size aint got nothin to do with my selection and i don't care about inches! ha-ha, unless you body shame at me SO your guy can drive a dodge ram headbangs to music you can't stand but Sublime's shallower than most bands, my sexy spread don't want none unless you like Muse, hun you can do squats, get it pierced up, just please keep that thang UP some people wanna pounce that hard roll and tell you that the thighs aint gold so they toss em and leave em but i pull up quick to support them so GQ says lift bro, i aint likin that, yo cuz your squish is good n your curves are kickin and i'm thinkin bout lickin to the Tinder guys with abs pic, you just dont get it. communicate? DAMN, i can't resist them self-awareness is my fav jam some narcissist tried to use i blocked before the abuse. i shouldnt have to but i did more of his emotional labour so hun if you reciprocate and youre ready to really date use okcupid, read write-ups and listen to their thoughts baby got back baby got back (nerdy and a gamer, cuddles in the sack) (squishy in tha middle so i can pounce that) (self-aware mentally, and cooks cheesymac) (dad bod is the shiznit with strong arms and back)
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