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What are the things you like about Peter? Any cute head canons? I want to like him more but because of what he later became it's kind of hard. He was probably very important if Sirius trusted him over Remus....

I’m sorry I took so long to answer. School got in the way :(

This is Peter before the war, let’s just emphasise that.

he is an amazing listener, not much of an advice giver but if you’re frustrated or angry he will let you rant for hours without interrupting

the same cannot be said for normal conversations, when he is excited there’s no stopping him… and he talks FAST

he is smart but not like class smart, he has a super practical mind and has a way of simplifying everything

he looooooves food and is a pretty damn good cook, he learned it from his mum

he gets along with every single elf in the kitchens and he is still the only student that the elves allowed to cook in the kitchens

he loves baking the most and he bakes the cakes for the Marauders birthdays every year

he is kinda shy around other people but never around the Marauders

when they were trying to become animagi, he tried so hard because he didn’t want to fail his friends or embarrassing himself and he didn’t

he loves sleeping with no lights on and under the thickest duvets, even in summer

he gets angry rarely but when he does, he sulks and doesn’t talk about it

if he feels sad or frustrated he talks to James first, he feels closest to him

he writes home very frequently but not as frequently as James

he loves cheese in any shape and form

he has the chubbiest cheeks, Euphemia always pinches them softly whenever he visits, it makes Peter giggle

he always feels like he doesn’t fit in with the boys but the boys make sure that feeling stays as far away as it can

he doesn’t trust easily due to some unfortunate friendships that he had in the primary school where he attended before Hogwarts

his magic showed itself around 4-5 years old when he was running down the stairs on Christmas morning and he tripped and flew just to bounce back softly from the wall

he adores Christmas but his favourite holiday is Easter - all those sweets!

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Like we always talk about Sirius’ dog traits and Peter’s rat traits…what about James? Does he freeze when he sees headlights? Does he have an affinity for salt licks? What do deer even do?

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POCKET-SIZED FEMINISM The only other girl at the party  is ranting about feminism. The audience: a sea of rape jokes and snapbacks and styrofoam cups and me. They gawk at her mouth like it is a drain clogged with too many opinions. I shoot her an empathetic glance and say nothing. This house is for wallpaper women. What good is wallpaper that speaks? I want to stand up, but if I do, whose coffee table silence will these boys rest their feet on? I want to stand up, but if I do, what if someone takes my spot? I want to stand up, but if I do, what if everyone notices I’ve been sitting this whole time? I am guilty of keeping my feminism in my pocket until it is convenient not to, like at poetry slams or my women’s studies class. There are days I want people to like me more than I want to change the world. There are days I forget we had to invent nail polish to change color in drugged drinks and apps to virtually walk us home at night and mace disguised as lipstick. Once, I told a boy I was powerful and he told me to mind my own business. Once, a boy accused me of practicing misandry. You think you can take over the world? And I said No, I just want to see it. I just need to know it is there for someone. Once, my dad informed me sexism is dead and reminded me to always carry pepper spray in the same breath. We accept this state of constant fear as just another part of being a girl. We text each other when we get home safe and it does not occur to us that our guy friends do not have to do the same. You could saw a woman in half and it would be called a magic trick. That’s why you invited us here, isn’t it? Because there is no show without a beautiful assistant? We are surrounded by boys who hang up our naked posters and fantasize about choking us and watch movies we get murdered in. We are the daughters of men who warned us about the news and the missing girls on the milk carton and the sharp edge of the world. They begged us to be careful. To be safe. Then told our brothers to go out and play.

POCKET-SIZED FEMINISM, by Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

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Angst Prompts

“I know for a fact that you’re not “fine”.”

“You’re looking at me like.. you’re disgusted. What did I do? Just tell me what I did, please!”

“I’m the one who deserves an apology!”

“You have everything in the world and that doesn’t satisfy you. Tell me, princess, how am I supposed to?”

“Every time you say you love me, it means a little less.”

“What happened between us?”

“Nothing has changed!” “Yes it has, and you know it.”

“Love isn’t supposed to hurt this badly.”

“You said you needed space. You were 5,000 miles away for a year, and you’re still unsure. I’m starting to think that an entire universe apart wouldn’t be enough space for you.”

“I remember when he/she/they used to look at me that way”

“How can something this difficult be right?”

“I know you want me to tell you I love you, but that would be a lie.” “Then lie to me. Just for a little while.”

“I want you to list every lie you ever told me. Then I’ll forgive you.”

“It’s not just us anymore. I might have forgiven you if it was only me you hurt. But you didn’t just betray me. You betrayed our child, and I will never forgive you for that.”

“I don’t hate you. I hate that after all of this, you’re still trying to lie to me”

“I can’t keep this secret for you anymore.”

“I’m sorry I’m not what you signed up for.”

“Why she/her/them? It could have been anybody, and you chose to betray me with her/him/them.”

“What did they do to you that you can’t tell me about?”

“I can’t hear your voice anymore without hearing his/hers/theirs too.”

If you use one or more of these for a story, I would be delighted to read it! Please don’t hesitate to send your writing to me:)

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my sort of thing

Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: turn down gasolina

Sirius Black: ur literally miles away

Remus Lupin: are you playing it

Sirius Black: well yeah

Remus Lupin: turn it down

Lily Evans to Sirius Black: tell potter to stop trying to engage me with fruit based wordplay

Sirius Black: he’ll be gutted

Sirius Black: also how did u get this number

Lily Evans: its written in the girls bathroom with TWAT over it

Sirius Black: and u assumed it was me

Lily Evans: well potter doesnt have an 021 number

Peter Pettigrew to gross gang: DISASTER ALERT

Peter Pettigrew: the vending machine ate my dollar and didnt give me my crisps

Peter Pettigrew to gross gang: stop seening me

James Potter to crew (cuts should b our new Look™): U LOT ARE NEVER GOING TO FUCKING BELIEVE THIS

Keep reading

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ooooo

I woke up really early and enjoyed the cold morning air :’) I can feel that autumn is arriving! 🍁🍂 I just feel so comfy and at peace during this season :’) what do you like about autumn?

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I love teddy

green

Harry Potter didn’t get to meet Teddy Lupin until all the mess the war brought was over. He was kind of avoiding it at this point, he didn’t know how to behave in front of Andromeda and he didn’t know what good it would do to meet the baby since he was too small to understand anything, mostly he didn’t know how to feel. However, Teddy had just lost both his parents as Harry did to the same damn war and Harry knew he owed both Andromeda and Teddy a decent apology. He had been apologising a lot these days, Hermione tried to convince him that it wasn’t his fault and Molly Weasley constantly hugged him to remind him that he was alive but Harry felt the need for everyone to know he was sorry.

It had been a rough couple of months since the beginning of May, not just for Harry but for all the Wizarding World. Harry had been dealing with serious problems that he felt like he needed to be alone get over and people were just so determined not to leave him alone. So one day in September when it was all too much for him he left the Burrow to get some fresh air and thought it would be better to have some change of scenery. He thought it would have been better to let Andromeda know before he came bursting through the door but he knew he would lose the courage he mustered up if he lost time trying to reach her so he found himself in front of the Tonks’ home where he was brought by Hagrid the night they lost Moody and Hedwig. Ted Tonks’ memory stung but Harry tried to smile nevertheless as he slowly knocked on the door. 

“Coming,” said the unmistakeable voice of Andromeda Tonks, she sounded older than she did that night. She was one of the people who was hit the hardest by the war, Harry had stood by her side during the funeral of Tonks and talked with her during the never ending memorials, he almost always didn’t know what to say to her but he knew that she was as strong as it gets. Harry knew that he would be greeted by a wand to his heart, the paranoia of the war didn’t wear of easily.

The door opened slowly as Andromeda waited with her wand raised, she looked at Harry with such intensity that he thought he would burn.

“What was the Portkey you used to get to the Burrow?” she asked. Her resemblance to Bellatrix Lestrange had become more visible with the dark circles surrounding her eyes.

“It was a silver-backed hairbrush,” replied Harry with ease, he would never forget that night. He saw Andromeda visibly relax before he opened his mouth again to talk. “I’m sorry Mrs. Tonks for coming uninvited.”

“Don’t be sorry and please call me Andy,” reassured Andromeda as the kindness that made her so different from her sister now shined in her eyes. “I just, um, old habits die hard I guess.”

Harry took a look around the place he vaguely remembered, he presumed it was the shock of seeing Voldemort at the time that he didn’t remember the living room at all. There were family pictures all around and countless flowers in one corner from various people with notes on them, Harry couldn’t bring himself the go closer, afraid of the ugly truth that he may have to face earlier than he had to. He hated how everyone thought he was this brave Gryffindor when he was the biggest coward when it came to stuff like this.

“So, what do I owe the pleasure?” she asked, two mugs of steaming hot tea in her hands. Harry took one before he gently placed himself on the couch. 

“I–” he began, he didn’t have any idea about what to say, he had been gone for two months and now out of the blue he came because he finally had the courage to meet his own godson. “I came to meet Teddy.”

“Oh, I see,” mumbled Andromeda as she pushed a lock of hair behind her ear. “Let me wake him up, it was about time really,” she added when he realised Harry was about the object.

He could see the small bundle of blanket Andy cradled as she got back, there were small noises coming from the newly awake Teddy and Harry could see his hands, they looked perfect but Harry couldn’t understand why.

“Do you want to hold him?”

“I’ve never– I might hurt him,” protested Harry but she wasn’t listening.

“Don’t be ridiculous,” smiled Andy as he placed Teddy into Harry’s shaking arms.

It was like the Hogwarts Express ran over him as Teddy opened his eyes to look at him with amber eyes that Harry knew belonged to Remus Lupin and his hair was a dark brown as Andy’s was. Harry slowly pulled his right hand away and gave his pinky finger for Teddy to hold, when his little fingers wrapped around his Harry felt like the weight of the world was on his shoulders. Teddy was too small and too perfect have such a tragic story and it was his fault. The small boy in his arms yawned without knowing who was holding him, his curious eyes were taking in every feature of Harry.

“Hi there buddy,” whispered Harry with a shaky voice. “Nice to meet you finally.” 

As Harry smiled, he could see Teddy’s eyes light up with happiness and he was laughing with the purest sound Harry had ever heard, he wished he had came sooner since Teddy was doing more for his mental situation than anyone else did the past few months.

“I’ll be in the kitchen if you need me Harry,” said Andy as she gave a knowing look and left.

It was a good thing she left because Harry had a hard time crying in front of others and right now, he was having a hard time holding back everything that wanted to escape him. He looked at the beautiful creature he was holding and straightened his tiny shirt with a full moon on it, 

“We haven’t met before but I’m your– your godfather,” whispered Harry as the memory of his own godfather flashed before his eyes, he had a hard time swallowing. “I’m so proud to be your godfather, Teddy.”

Teddy was now playing with the loose string on Harry’s flannel he borrowed from Ron. His cheeks were red from the slumber he just had and Harry was afraid to touch him terrified that he might actually harm him.

“I knew both your parents and I’m sorry that you never get to meet them,” he continued as the tears were now stinging his green eyes. “Teddy I’m so sorry it had to be like this.”

“I know how it feels to not have your parents around and I’m sorry I gave you the same fate as mine. I never meant for any of them to die for me. I am the reason Remus was at the war, I’m the reason Tonks–”

Harry’s throat was burning as he whispered everything he had been holding in for too long. It felt good to talk about it at least and Teddy wasn’t giving him pitiful looks or small pats on the back that makes Harry want to punch people, he was just staring and blinking as tears slid down Harry’s cheeks.

“I’m glad you have Andy though, she is a very strong woman and I will be around as much as I can. I know I can never fill their shoes and I never intend to Teddy but I will try my best for you to be happier than I was. I will be there for you for all the times I couldn’t be with my godfather. I swear I’ll be there for you for all the times your father missed being there for me. I would have been a better man if I was lucky enough to have Remus around as I grew up.”

Teddy was trying so hard to reach at Harry as he was trying to breath regularly, he was trying so hard to keep it together for the sake of not scaring the small boy but Teddy looked curious and concerned. Harry got him closer to his face and felt a small hand touch his cheek softly.

It happened when Harry least expected it. When the amber of Teddy’s eyes melted to the green that was so Lily Evans, Harry laughed a little through his tears.

“I guess that means you like me, yeah?”

“Yes it does,” replied Andy as she wiped away tears from her eyes hastily. “I didn’t mean to eaves drop but I just couldn’t walk away when you mentioned her.”

“It’s alright,” smiled Harry. “He’s a great listener, I needed that.”

“I know, he listens to me all the time, too,” teased Andy. “I promise I’ll raise him with all I have Harry–”

“I have no doubt Andy,” he interrupted, he really didn’t have one single doubt. This was the woman who raised Tonks, he didn’t expect anything less. “He couldn’t have had anyone better than you to look after him.” 

Andy simply smiled at him and stared at all the pictures surrounding the room.

“I want to ask you something,” she said, she looked uncomfortable. “I have– I have no family left and I just wanted to know if you think it is wise for me to contact Cissy after all of this.”

“First off, you are more than welcome to reach out to me when you need help. You are family Andy, don’t forget I was also the godson of your cousin,” he pointed out. “And I think it would be good for both of you, I really do. After all, she saved my life.”

“With that, I should get going, people worry about me too much,” he added and got up with Teddy in his arms. He took one last look at Teddy’s eyes and smiled to himself, every promise he had just given to him he intended to keep. 

“You’re welcome anytime, dear,” said Andy as she cradled Teddy in her arms safely, his eyes didn’t change as he tried to reach Harry with his chubby hands.

“Good to know but please also come visit us, I’d love to see Teddy with Weasley red hair,” suggested Harry with a raised eyebrow and walked out to door. “Thank you, Andy, for everything.”

They both knew what was hidden in that “thank you” as Harry apparated almost instantly after saying it and Andy was left on the doorstep with a green eyed Teddy.

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afterlife masterpost

for those of you who don’t visit the actual blog

Philosopher’s Stone

the boy who lived

the vanishing glass - AU with Wolfstar

letters from no one

diagon alley

platform 9¾

sorting ceremony

the potions master - AU with Wolfstar

troll in the dungeon

flying lessons

the midnight duel

gryffindor vs. slyhterin

the invisibility cloak

mirror of erised

Chamber of Secrets

whomping willow

the chamber of secrets

Prisoner of Azkaban

aunt marge’s big mistake

professor lupin

expecto patronum

the map

cat, rat & dog

Goblet of Fire

alastor “mad-eye” moody

the goblet of fire

hungarian horntail

the second task

flesh, blood & bone

Order of the Phoenix

detention

closed ward

occlumency lessons

cho

snape’s worst memory

behind the veil - without 

Half-Blood Prince

redhead

Deathly Hallows

coward

regulus arcturus black

godric’s hollow - AU with Wolfstar

Teddy Remus Lupin

Epilogue

my moony

leather & gasoline

Albus Severus Potter

James Sirius Potter

Lily Luna Potter

the hufflepuff

the slytherin

AU

the talk

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yes exactly

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I want this

Just A Pool, Disguised As A Pond

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Hagrid

It's funny how people may think Harry's like smart for diving all those riddles and stuff but really it was just Hagrid accidentally telling him stuff

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Its so funny I literally have two moods either -I'm never ever gonna marry maybe date but I want to be free Or -pls love me I just want someone desperately

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Harry and James

I never thought about the fact that Harry and James had the exact same type. Red hair, fiery personality. But it's also funny how their crushes went the opposite way. James was obsessed with Lily for a long time, and Ginny was obsessed with Harry a long time, even though she did date other guys I guess

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Dear white cis straight boys on tumblr

Dear white cis straight boys on tumblr, Yes we may have more of a voice in this society than others, but we should use that voice, that privilege to speak out for others and to help bring a voice to everyone. Also if you are not suffering from any mental or physical disability, we should help others, even if it’s just something small like an awareness post or telling people they are amazing just the way they are can make their day. If you can do more that it’s even better. So even though you may be doing well, others aren’t and it is a great chance to help them out and encourage them.

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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

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stood up

inspired by @jilys and @alrightpotter and everyone else who has made lovely group chat aus

this is one inspired by the prompt “i got stood up and you sat down and started talking to me who are you”

Lily Evans to Marlene McKinnon: what would u say if i broke ur heels

Marlene McKinnon: i would murder u w. Out thinkng abt it

Lily Evans: ….

Lily Evans: i broke ur heels

Lily Evans: marlene

Marlene McKinnon: blocked

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Dorcas Meadows to diagnose me dr lily: lily

Dorcas Meadows: i have a rash on my arm lily diagnose me

Lily Evans: pneumonia

Dorcas Meadows: ???,,,,???? Its getting worse???…

Lily Evans: did u try turning it off and on again

Lily Evans: geez i m not a doctor yet

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Marlene McKinnon to all boys r twats: dorcas i just saw snape and rosier following after lily

Marlene McKinnon: oh shIr

Marlene McKinnon: Lils

Marlene McKinnon: im coming to get u stay there

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Lily Evans to Severus Snape: if u come near me again i will grind ur balls in a blender

Severus Snape: you know I’m right

Lily Evans: you’re a white supremacist

Lily Evans: YOU are wrong

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Marlene McKinnon to Dorcas get me those spicy pita chips: what did snivelus say

Lily Evans: ‘’’’’im a nazi’’’’

Dorcas Meadows: rly

Lily Evans: no but basically

Lily Evans: i need booze asap

Marlene McKinnon: i got lots

Dorcas Meadows: omw

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Dorcas Meadows to lily needs to get laid: mission imposible: how about Peter Pettigrew

Lily Evans: pass

Dorcas Meadows: u say that about everyone

Lily Evans: and

Lily Evans: i m focusing on school rn

Dorcas Meadows: do u even know who pettigrew is????,,?

Lily Evans:  y es

Marlene McKinnon: just one pls

Dorcas Meadows: lil if you go on one blind date ill take you to nandos

Lily Evans: deal

Lily Evans: but just one and not peter pettigreq

Lily Evans changed group name to i deserve better friends than these weeds

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Lily Evans to Marlene McKinnon: where am i meeting him

Marlene McKinnon: corner of 165th by tha t pizza plce

Marlene McKinnon: he said hed b inside

Lily Evans: he better b hot

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Marlene McKinnon to tminus 0 days until lilys date: LILY

Marlene McKinnon: I CAN’T BELIEVE HE STOOD U UP

Marlene McKinnon: IM SO SORRY

Marlene McKinnon: EVANS

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Lily Evans to blondie + inferiors with rat nests: marlene he was rly hot ur the best

Lily Evans:  wait what

Dorcas Meadows: ?,,,,,,,???

Lily Evans: he stood me up?

Lily Evans: then who was i with last night

Lily Evans: Marlene McKinnon get ur butt over here with the nandos Marlene McKinnon: it’s 3am lily why did u just get back ;)))))

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Lily Evans to James Potter: who r u rly

James Potter: oops

Lily Evans: r u actly james ?

James Potter: yeah srry i didnt know what to say u just kind of sat down

Lily Evans: ?? I was there first twat

James Potter: u were rly cute

James Potter: what cna i say

Lily Evans: so u just sat down with a random stranger and pretended to know me

James Potter: yes ?

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Lily Evans sent a picture to group: what Do I dO

Marlene McKinnon: James Potter SAT NEXT TO YOU?

Dorcas Meadows: the CUTEST guy at on campus???

Marlene McKinnon: to clarify

Marlene McKinnon: the star football player who also happens to be v hot and buff sat next to u bc u were cute??

Lily Evans: i got stood up and i guess i didnt know who he was

Lily Evans: he was a little concieted

Lily Evans: and not that hot

Dorcas Meadows: ur in denial

Marlene McKinnon: ur name together is lames

Lily Evans: …..

Dorcas Meadows: so what happened after the date

Marlene McKinnon: u didn’t come back until late late

Lily Evans: ..nothing

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Sirius Black to Remus Lupin: whats wrong with james

Remus Lupin: he went on a date with Lily Evans

Sirius Black: the redhead in his calc class

Remus Lupin: yeah

Sirius Black: oh

Sirius Black: he’s in a daze and wont move

Remus Lupin: tell him theres a spider on his bed

Sirius Black: he didn’t move

Remus Lupin: woW

Sirius Black: im calling 911

Remus Lupin: nO

Peter Pettigrew: too late

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Marlene McKinnon to Sirius Black: theyre the worst

Sirius Black: tell lily to meet u at the library

Sirius Black: ill get james to go to

Sirius Black: also how did u get this #

Marlene McKinnon: it wastn that hard

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Sirius Black to James Potter: meet me at hte library in 10

James Potter: u never study

James Potter: r u trying to set me up again with evans

Sirius Black: no ?

James Potter: wanker

James Potter: leaving now

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Lily Evans to James Potter: im not good enough to be a doctor

Lily Evans: i just got fired from the pizza parlor

James Potter: yike what happened

Lily Evans: fell asleep during my break n missed my shift

James Potter: im coming with nandos

Lily Evans: im in the tesco parking lot

James Potter: np

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Lily Evans to James Potter: ur gonna crush it today!!

James Potter: are u coming

Lily Evans: ofc

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Marlene McKinnon to lily ate the chocholate and deserves disembowlment: lily and james just hugged after he won the cup and

Sirius Black: most sexually charged hug i’ve ever seen

Remus Lupin: is that an apostrophe

Sirius Black: there are more important things to worry about right now

Peter Pettigrew: who put Marlene on this chat

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Lily Evans to We”RE OUT OF CHOCOCLATE: so

Lily Evans: theres this guy who is hot and toned

Lily Evans: and also happens to be mischevious and smart and is good at literally everything

Lily Evans: but also has a big head and generous and super rich

Lily Evans: and i cant tell if i hate him or like him

Dorcas Meadows: r u kidding me lily

Marlene McKinnon: a match made in heaven

Lily Evans: i cant TELL

Marlene McKinnon: im texting him right now

Lily Evans: NO DONT

Lily Evans: mar i will kill you im not even sure yet

Lily Evans: some people said i just want him as my sugar daddy

Marlene McKinnon: who said that

Dorcas Meadows: snape

Marlene McKinnon: he’s an asshat don’t listen to him

Lily Evans: but what if potter just leaves

Lily Evans: there are way better girls for him

Lily Evans: ones his parents would approve of

Dorcas Meadows: thats bs and u know it

Marlene McKinnon: ^

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Lily Evan’s Notes: u just do everything perfectly theres nothing you could do wrong and its unfair and you have perfect messy hair thats so beautiful and i could stare at the stars for hours with you just because nothing can stop you and u want to learn everything like i do and your the only person i can call at 2am without worrying and your tall and i think im in love

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James Potter to Lily Evans: sitting on third floor by statue of humphrey

Lily Evans: can you pick me up

James Potter: we have a quiz in five mins

Lily Evans: its important

James Potter: ill b right there

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Sirius Black to twats + grammer twat: LAMES HAPPEND

Sirius Black changed group chat name to LAMES: THIRE SNOGGING IN TH PARKIING LOT

Remus Lupin: IM COMING Marlene McKinnon: freaking adorable

James Potter: twat

Lily Evans: shut up black

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yes I lov him

Teddy Lupin… again