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from My Cousin Vinny, 1992

[ralphmacchiato223]

𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 (𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐)

𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 !! (𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮) ♥️♥️

☄︎♡⍣❀

∙ Johnny got his denim jacket at 13. It was Dallas’ and he never replaced it. When you two are dating and if you’re out on a date and it’s cold, he puts the jacket around your shoulders to give you some warmth.

∙ He gets sick so easily. since he stays at the lot all the time and it’s always cold, he’s very vulnerable to catch a cold.

∙ He blushes. SO MUCH. You say one thing to him even just give him a kiss on the cheek, he goes so pink. (i can’t think of anything with the colour pink wtf ??)

∙ He bites his nails so much to the point he literally has none and they start to bleed. hold his hands. idc. anything. stop this man from biting his nails.

∙ Johnnys really quiet and keeps to himself so he rarely opens up. since (or if) ur dating him, he’s really close and trusts you so please don’t break his heart. 💔

∙ Love language - quality time. He LOVES spending time with you. He also loves a bit of physical touch every now and then, like some hand holding or hand around your shoulder. Maybe your waist if he’s feeling cheeky

∙ He loves hugs. never gets them. give this man everything. hugs. kisses. anything and everything. he never got hugs when he was younger so to earn some from you feels like heaven

∙ i said this once, and i’ll say it again. Johnny. isnt. innocent. he isn’t shy. he’s literally 16 !! he may be quiet but that doesn’t mean he isn’t a little bitch sometimes!!

∙ Johnny loves music. every time he was alone he would find a radio and just have music on repeat and it would calm him down. he wouldn’t care who or what was playing.

∙ He only ever has his hair fluffy and not greased when he’s sleeping at your house. since he knows you love to run ur hands through it, he doesn’t want grease on your hands so he doesn’t put grease in when he goes to your house.

∙Speaking of your house.. Johnny stays there, all. the. time. he only leaves if you leave. he literally lives there atp. he knows what’s in every drawer, every cupboard of every room.

∙ cuddling in the lot and watching the starts and catching some shooting starts together (cringed typing cuddling)

∙ Always venting to you about his problems and listens to you when you vent to him about your problems, he always helps you get through them.

∙ He loves kissing your forehead. since he’s quite small, he prefers someone a bit smaller than him so he can just lean down a tiny bit and kiss you. preferably your forehead.

∙ Johnny is ticklish in his armpits. nowhere else. just his armpits. he starts squirming whenever you tickle him there

∙ He’s so warm. he’s literally a HEATER. like you hug him, you’re automatically warm. even in the lot, when it’s freezing cold. you hug johnny, you’re warm already.

∙ He always takes you to the drive in for dates, to see any movie you two would like to watch then after that get milkshakes together.

∙ BEGGED. for a little sister when he was younger. i can so see him being a girl dad.

∙ Never really wants to play football anymore because the last time he did was when he got jumped and got that scar on his face (canon!)

∙ I feel like Johnny is definitely the type to pull all nighters. like in modern day, you could ring him at like 5am and he’d pick up almost instantly. actually nvm he wouldn’t even have the money for a phone nowadays 💔💔

∙ Probably really gullible

∙ He has a staring problem. he goes out of focus every few minutes and just stares at someone or something. he literally always away with the fairies

∙ Definitely HATES chocolate. I don’t feel like he’s the type to literally munch on chocolate all day everyday. he hates it.

∙ Johnnys such a fall autumn man. i can definitely see it. one of his favourite holidays is halloween because he can dress up without anyone knowing who he is and get sweets or candy for literally free.

Anyways, that’s all i have rn. Keep sending requests!!

Also read my intro for more info!! link here :

𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐬: @uzmacchiato

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𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞 !!

!! 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 !!

☄︎♡⍣❀

My name is lexie!! spelled L-e-x-i-E. in case you can’t read and forget the E.

I was also named after Lexie Grey from Greys Anatomy!!

I’ve started making posts on the 14th of April !!

I’m 14.. i turn 15 this year tho. not saying when obvi ??

My favourite colour is pink but i have no idea why i decided to make my theme red. i just decided why not yk !!

My favourite singers are Taylor swift, Tate Mcrae, Olivia Rodrigo, Sabrina Carpenter, Harry Styles, Chappell Roan, Lana Del Rey and Charli Xcx. Yes, they are basic. i know. those are my favourite singers, not what i only listen to. i listen to literally every single genre of music there is. my playlist isnt full of popstars!!

My favourite movie is karate kid ||. I love the plot of the movie and imo daniel was in his primeee in this movie.

I’m bisexual… and i have been since 2021. the moment i realised i was bi is when i first watched squid game and started looking up Jung Hoyeon and saving photos of her 😭😭 i can’t blame myself tho she’s still sexy asf

For posting, i will take any request. but i do NOT write nsfw. i cringe already doing the head canons and i can’t imagine writing something else..

i’m also obsessed with taylor swift. i’m imlove with that woman. hence the banner with red on it. my favourite album is ttpd tho !!

This is irrelevant but my best friends are, Sophia, Caitlyn and Abbey. not in order ofc inlove them all equally ♥️

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This is all about me, i can’t really think of anything else rn..

𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐬:

@uzmacchiato

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𝐃𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

☄︎♡⍣❀

∙If your staying over with him, your staying in his room at Bucks. mainly because idfk much about his home life 😭😭

∙ He’s a DEEP sleeper. nothing can wake him up. he snores so loud too but not loud enough to wake you up

∙ If your in public, his hand would be around you waist at ALL times.

∙ He gets so jealous it’s unreal. if he ever sees you talking to someone he doesn’t know, even worse a guy, he puts his arm around your waist protectively and drags you away or just kisses you, which turns into a makeout session

∙When he found out you don’t smoke or drink he was so confused. He was with you and johnny at that moment when he asked johnny for weed and you were just liked “what’s that?” he just replied with “dude is she serious right now?”

∙ I won’t lie, he won’t cheat but he will flirt with other girls. so it’s not guaranteed you two will stay together, get married and on and on..

∙ He always calls you ‘doll’. he never calls you your actual name, only an odd time if he really needs to for something but it’s always doll

∙ ALWAYS STEALS STUFF. he steals things for you too sometimes. i imagine that he gave you something and you would just be like “did you steal this from somewhere?” and he would just reply with “yup!” and a big smile on his face.

∙ Sweats super easy. Since he doesn’t have a shirt on a lot, you can always see the outline of his abs clearly due to the sweat

∙ Chases kids every time he seems any. he also steals their sweets or candy on halloween and runs away with it, eating it with pony and johnny

∙ I hate to say it, but he’s toxic. You two always argue and argue over literally anything

∙ NOT a hugger. hates hugs. if you put your arms around him he would immediately shove you off and get uncomfortable

∙ Dallas is not a good boyfriend overall.

[ralphmacchiato223]

𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 ♥️

☄︎♡⍣❀

☄︎♡⍣❀

∙ You are his first everything, first girlfriend, first kiss, etc..

∙ Johnny will know everything about everyone, people think he doesn’t listen so they say whatever they want and he always reports everything they said back to you

∙ gives the NASTIEST side eyes known to man and will shit talk everyone. (except the gang ofc)

∙ he looks so majestic when he wakes up and his morning voice is so omfg.

∙ JOHNNY ISN’T INNOCENT!! HES NOT A BABY!! He’s literally 16 and he killed someone!! Please stop babying him!

∙ In saying that, when ur dating him he’s so 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and probably the 2nd most 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓮𝓼𝓽. no 1 is obviously being Dallas.

∙ He’s always hungry?? he could eat a whole four course meal and STILL want more food after it

∙ he would do ANYTHING for you. like you do not know how much this man truly loves you. he’s literally head over heels in love with you and would never want to let you go

∙ since he’s a bit jumpy, he’s a light sleeper. even the sound of a door creaking the tiniest bit will wake him up. he falls asleep pretty quickly tho

∙ when he sleeps, he also snores quietly and it’s absolutely adorable.

∙ he’s always touching you in some way, either holding your hand, your waist or on your shoulders just in a way to show you he trusts you and he’s comfortable and all!!

∙ normally sleeps at your house, but if your home isn’t that great then you two sleep at the lot together

∙ he absolutely ADORES giving you hugs from behind, he loves the thought of coming from behind you and just resting his head on your shoulder while holding you. he also loves when you do that to him.

∙ he loves laying his head on your chest whilst your brushing your fingers through his hair, he falls asleep really easily when your doing this

∙ nobody knew when he had a crush on you except for Dallas, he only told him because he knew Dallas could keep a secret

∙ HATED dogs. a major cat lover. if he saw a stray cat randomly he would go up to it and pet it- if the cat let him. overtime the cat got used to him and started following him around

∙ whenever you two go to the diner, you guys always do the couple thing majig with the milkshake and two straws.

∙ Johnny is an amazing listener. he loves to hear you yap about the most random, things ever

∙ he loves baking and cooking with you, even if you don’t do it regularly he loves to join you in on it and he always enjoys it

∙ at the drive in, he always pretends to yawn and just puts his arm around your shoulder, smirking and acting all nonchalant.