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so the dirty dudes must die line "just keep your hand there on my thigh, like all the guys who came before you" implies that jason is more than a few degrees removed from being the first living boy grace has used the book to devour. maybe the reason she didn't have time to get the dance cancelled is because she was busy eating up boys. a girl's got to have hobbies. but the implications

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unfortunately after discovering jim cummings is in skyrim i can only hear festus as just a really old tigger and i don’t like this

actually not even just old tigger. when he gets excited about murder it’s just tigger

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I was born to be a Black Friday character. The amount of envy I have towards anyone who owns a wiggly is immeasurable, and the things I would do for one are unspeakable.

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my procrastination method of making really shitty edits of twilight posters has reached its peak

and then my lovely in progress version that truly just calls to me. tinky my beloved...

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The first date was something

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Holy crap!?!?! I was just scrolling through the Starkid Wikipedia page and then I saw this? How did I not know it existed and how can I see it right here right now

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unfortunately now that my digital ticket is gone i keep getting cinderella’s castle songs stuck in my head and i cannot stop singing cursed crazy to the tune of feast or famine

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erotica grandma deserved better

the grandma from true blood 100000% reads erotica

this is my main takeaway from the first episode

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anyways buffalo stands for buff allosexuals

can’t wait to human traffic then at buffalo wild wings

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if vampires are villains to garlic but asexuals are allies to garlic, how do asexual vampires live?? this is a very important conversation we need to have. how can the asexuals have their lifeblood of garlic bread if the garlic bread is now villain?!?!

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sir hop-a-lot is just richie larping

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blah blah Bethesda bad anyway

my favorite thing about Elder Scrolls is how goddamn fuckin weird it is

like on surface it's just some dnd game but like even a cursory glance shows tis fucking insane like:

The moons is the corpse of a god

the stars are actually holes in reality when alot of primordial spirits hated that mortals were becoming a thing and fucked off

The demon lord of forbidden knowledge/resident Cthulhu stand-in might also be the beta version of the entire fucking universe made sentient when it wasn't chosen to be the used reality

there are cat ppl that take the form of furrys, lions, or regular cats, so you can have a cursing Pirate legend whose an alcoholic & wanted in 5 countries but is also a like basic tabby cat

the wood elves are so pro-nature they're cannibals and also they murder vegetarians

Vampires came from the Lord of Rape doing well ya know

Werewolves came to exist bc the lord of hunt got bored and is a furry

sex is treated like a fucking ip copyright contract on what aspect of sex is happening and what god it's under. There's been many religious wars about this

The lizard ppl are part tree

the Dwarves all fucked off somewhere and disappeared bc they were so atheist they did math to break relativity and literally no one has any idea where they went God or mortal (except maybe Cthulhu and hes not telling)

Said Cthulhu stand-in treats hiding your grandma's secret cookie recipe & hiding a spell that would end the universe and slay a god the exact same and he will murder you for either

Everyone wants to fuck the Orcs but will never admit it and they got so bent out of shape that a demon god killed the og orc god, ate him, and shat him out bc she couldn't deal with everyone complimenting them all the time so now all Orcs are cursed to be hated but they're all still sexy & so is their god

And all this isnt even the tip of the iceberg

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Meridia's beacon on clearance at the home goods if anyone wants to start a quest

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dang can’t believe cinderellas castle would have the nine divines and a daedric prince

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id marry you rancilda

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been meaning to draw this for a bit