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I REFUSE to live with the fact that this piss poor, pathetic excuse for a dragon has the badass name "Mist Twister"

This thing does NOT deserve that name!!!! It looks like something that a little kid made out of playdoh

This isn't a Mist Twister. This is a Dust Diddler

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I can SMELL the autism on this one

He's wanted by 50 different tribes

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This man makes me EXTREMELY uncomfortable

I hate him sm ಥ_ಥ

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I saw your art request post and was wondering if you could oc bai in this pose? Please and thank you : 3

(she's holding butterfly swords)

SO SRRY FOR THE WAIT!!!! Djdjsjskfosso I changed the pose a lil cuz I was STRUGGLING to draw it in my art style for some reason!!!

Srry if I got any of the colors wrong!!!

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About my art:

I luv art!! I have for YEARS!!!!!! Like most artists on Tumblr

My art might not be everyone's cup of tea, and to that I say: good. Cuz I like ppl who prefer hot chocolate /j

Anyways, info on my drawings and stuff

Commissions: I don't take commissions or something like that. I don't feel comfortable with ppl paying for my art 🩷

Requests: I do take requests. If you want me to draw something, just ask 💖

Things I can't/won't draw: nsfw, lots of gore (a little bit of blood is fine), anything yucky like weird fetish content, homophobic or racist stuff, realism (I suck at it), any weird ships (like incest, big age gaps, etc), anything problematic

Things I will draw: OCs, animals, scenery, characters from fandoms, literally anything that wasn't mentioned above

Things I suck at drawing, but I will try to draw: guys (I've only made like........10 drawings of dudes, and a BILLION of girls. I dunno what it is. Maybe their hair? Body type? Idk but it drives me insane), dragons (I SUCK at drawing dragons. They always look so goofy 😔)

If you have a request, you can always just DM me or comment under one of my posts!!!

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I'm actually gonna crash out 😡😡

This kid in my class was talking to me and I didn't hear what he said, so a said "pardon?" and he was like "PARDON?!?! IT'S NOT THE EIGHTEEN HUNDREDS!!!!!!!"

Mate, I AM ABOUT TO SEND YOUR ASS TO THE EIGHTEEN HUNDREDS!!!!!! JUST TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAID!!!!!!

And a while later, I said that he looks like Fishlegs, and he said I look like Ruffnut. RUFFNUT?! BITCH, FIRST OF ALL: I wish. AND SECOND OF ALL: MY HAIR ISN'T BLONDE!!!!! IT'S BROWN!!!!!! Fjdjsjsiskeoejjsjejehdfh

Anyways, enjoy this:

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We should have an Olympics for ppl with low iron

Like, we have them all sit down for a couple hours, and then we get them to stand up, and see who can stand up for the longest

And the winner gets and iron transfusion and a metal made of iron

I'd watch it

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Yk what? I like you. *chucks my lesbian OCs at you before turning around and scurrying away*

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Y'all know how fans can get crazy during concerts, right? Like throwing things. Flowers, phones, a pocket pussy (seriously, someone threw a pocket pussy on stage during a Lil Nas X concert), tampons, bras, underwear, just a lot of weird fucking shit.

Well now I have the mental image of the Saja Boys preforming, and one of them getting clocked in the head with a vibrator.

And then one of the others try to help them, they get hit by a vibrator too.

And then it just keeps continuing.

Until their buried underneath a pile of vibrators.

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Average conversation on Dragon's Edge be like

Tuffnut: if you think about it-

Astrid: since when did you think?

Ruffnut: I dunno, but I wanna hear this

Astrid: *scoffs*

Tuffnut: as I was saying, if ya think about it-

Hiccup: *coming back from telling Toothless all of his problems instead of seeing a damn therapist* since when did you think?

Tuffnut: *visibly unamused* If you think about it, we destroy animals' houses to make our houses-

Ruffnut: *mind blown*

Astrid: *raises an eyebrow* are you high right now?

Tuffnut: if you count being 5'9 as high, then yeah. I am

Dagur: *appears out of fucking nowhere.* as long as you're taller than Snot-Pocket, you're considered high to me. But that's not hard-

Snotlout: okay, first off all, fuck you. Second of all, why the fuck are you here?

Dagur: *puts an arm around Hiccup and squeezes the fucking life out of him* I'm here to see brother Hiccup!!!

Hiccup: *can't fucking breathe*

Fishlegs: *comes walking over* does anyone wanna see my updated Dragon Cards?

Literally everyone: *exchanging glances*

Snotlout: no

Heather: *comes walking over* what are we talking about?

Fishlegs: *looks at Heather* do you wanna see my updated Dragon Cards?

Heather: actually, I just remembered that I have a thing to do- *runs away*

Hiccup: y'all, I can't fucking breathe-

Dagur: *lets go of Hiccup and walks away like nothing happened, disappearing behind a building.*

Tuffnut: anyways, did I tell you guys about how I found this plant and smoked it a couple minutes ago?

Ruffnut: *looking at Tuffnut's eyes* whoooaaaa, duuuddeee, your eyes are red as FUCK!!!!!

Astrid and Fishlegs: *visibly confused and slightly concerned*

Toothless: *comes walking over, smoking some weed*

Hiccup: Toothless, what the fuck?!?!

Toothless: *high on drugs dragon noises*

Snotlout: *scoffs* this is what happens when you use your dragon as a therapist, Hiccup-

Everyone except Snotlout: shut the fuck up-

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Presenting........DARIUS!!!!! He's just a little hater

Consistent art styles? Never heard of it 🥰

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It's not even funny how many times I've made one of my OCs in picrews

I'm actually gonna crashout djsjsjcjdissjsjwowdjcnfjwoaosxndbthre

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I WANT TO NUKE HIIIIIMMMMMMM FJDHSJIDDIAJSHSSHDHDHDDHEHSHE

And the HOURS I've put into each drawing I actually do of him...........sshhhhh...........we don't talk about that............and we don't talk about those drawings either...........

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I give you........ Servingcuntlout

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I drew a tooth pick "what happened to his hands?" ssshhhhh!! We don't talk about that!!!! He has thepersonwhodrewhimcantdrawhands-itis. It's a very serious condition

I hate drawing hands sm. It's not even funny

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I give you.......Hobgobber