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Cress: You should treat spiders the way you treat others!!

Scarlet: killed without hesitation

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How everyone else sees serpent Cardan:

How I see serpent Cardan:

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queen of nothing spoilers

cardan:

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Out of Cotext QoN pt. 2

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********* QUEEN OF NOTHING SPOILERS********

Hellooo, below, are the Letters from Cardan from the Barnes and Noble exclusive. Sorry for making y’all cry, but hope you enjoy! 🥺

Happy reading!

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i just finished queen of nothing and im still goin Absolutely feral but heres a snippet that ill never stop thinkin bout ever probably

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Thorne: If I legally bought the Mona Lisa, would anyone be able to stop me from eating it?

Winter: Free market, baby.

Kai: I mean, no. But you would be deeply poisoned. Like. Super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you.

Scarlet: But what a way to go. You could only eat it once.

Cinder: Forbidden snack.

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that awkward moment when you find out you have a long lost cousin then he proposes to you

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The Lunar Chronicles except Levana is played by John Mulaney. Just John Mulaney in his normal three-piece suit except he has a tablecloth draped over his head and he’s wearing a spindly crown. Sybill is played by Nick Kroll.

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Thorne: Good friends don't let you do stupid things

Cinder:

Thorne: - alone

Cinder: I knew it

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Scarlet: We’re a family. Families talk about things.

Cinder: ...

Winter: ...

Thorne: No, families ignore things until they go away.

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y'all ever think about how percy’s fatal flaw is loyalty and with the achilles’ curse the only way to kill him is by literally stabbing him in the back

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Inej: Kaz how did you get stabbed?

*flashback to Kaz dancing while making breakfast. Buttering some toast. Dancing some more, then tripping over his own feet and landing on the knife*

Kaz:

Kaz: got in to a fight

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the only casting of Pekka Rollins I will accept is the lucky charms leprechaun 

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Kaz Brekker from Six of Crows!

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Cinder: You’ll have to forgive my aunt. She has a heart condition.

Cinder: She doesn’t have one.