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Me when I check tumblr
Me: Holy crap someone liked my post
Me: *is slightly happy bc I post a lot to my queue and then fuck off to god knows where for like three months*
The Person Who Liked It: It's Cheesebot
Me: It's Cheesebot. D:
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You’ve heard of Panic! At The Disco, but now you’ve heard of Fire! In A Crowded Theater.
Yes this is a first amendment joke.
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Everything is legal if you run a dictatorship
You don’t follow the rules; the rules follow you
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When Donald T**** was running for president no one in the brass section named their trumpet Donald and was I disappointed? Absolutely.
I was a clarinet so there isn’t that many names to work with.
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Conspiracy Theory: A taco is the child of a burger and a burrito
The evidence is just too big to ignore
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Artemis turned Callisto into a bear to protect her
Yes, she is my greek girlfriend
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You could potentially become an egg if you try eggstremely hard
Fight me
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Unpopular opinion: Honeybees should just dissipate from the Americas
No I’m not going to defend myself
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