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I think they’re onto something 🧐🧐🧐

oh no im late for zoom class (◯Δ◯∥) *trips and falls and mmy fat fucking tits break my laptop in half* kyaaaaa!!!! (*≧∀≦*)

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I think they’re onto something 🧐🧐🧐

oh no im late for zoom class (◯Δ◯∥) *trips and falls and mmy fat fucking tits break my laptop in half* kyaaaaa!!!! (*≧∀≦*)

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gay🙅‍♂️irl

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Uber for Beatrice

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*crying* y’all it’s only October 2nd

All the gays right now

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some contenders for ATLA’s sauciest MILF

Haru’s mom 

Pros

- small business owner 

- takes no shit 

- silver fox look going on 

- Cheekbones™ 

-  could probably ride an ostrich horse

Cons

- let Haru grow that mustache 

- does she have a name? Who knows? 

- discouraged fighting cops 

- didn’t let Haru earthbend (which valid) but was cool with the avatar, two water tribe kids, and a ten ton flying bison crashing in her barn. One of those things is definitely going to draw some attention from those fire nation soldiers you’re trying to avoid. Pick a lane, lady. 

Poppy Beifong 

Pros 

- loaded 

- would provide food 

- Toph actually missed her when she ran away so she’s semi-Toph approved 

- her hair….it’s so big

- not only has a first name, but a last name too 

- objectively very pretty 

Cons 

- ableist 

- was apparently fine with letting Lao set bounty hunters after Toph 

- probably supports cops 

- if ATLA were to have a Real Housewives, this lady would be the star 

- okay what was up with the Beifongs just sitting in a makeshift throne room? You’re rich, not royalty. Get over yourselves. 

- definitely cannot ride an ostrich horse 

Sela 

Pros

- said ACAB

- objectively a Whole Cutie 

- perfected the messy bun Look™ 

- protective af 

- I know it was unfair for her to tell Zuko to leave after he fought the earthbenders, but can we appreciate how this woman, who’s family and country have been in danger from the fire nation for her entire life, watches Zuko go absolutely feral swinging swords and throwing flames, steps in front of her kid and goes “nope, not a step closer”. Fucking fearless. 

- can  probably ride an ostrich horse 

Cons

- kid was a shit-stirrer 

- can’t fight cops 

Ursa

Pros

- Zuko-approved 

- down with regicide 

- an objective hottie 

- actual royalty 

- likes turtleducks 

- theater nerd

Cons

- theater nerd 

- whether or not you think Ursa treated Azula right, the objective fact is that Ursa left Azula with the impression that she thought Azula was a heartless monster and that impression left a lasting psychological impact 

- oh boy we are not going to get into the comics…but yikes 

Kya 

Pros 

- sacrificed herself to save Katara 

- lead the Fire Nation to believe that there were no more waterbenders in the Southern Water Tribe, not only allowing her daughter to live then but ensuring the safety of her village and her children for after she was gone 

- snagged Hakoda (ATLA’s Spiciest DILF) 

- There’s strong evidence that she was, in fact, the chief of the Southern Water Tribe. Get it queen. 

- has probably never seen an ostrich horse but I would bet money that Kya put everyone else to shame with ice dodging 

- knockout gorgeous 

Cons

- idk how saucy one can be considered when they’re dead 

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Fucking TEA RIGHT THERE

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a double date :)

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Decided to post this comic (that I had started colouring a few weeks ago) in sketch form after all bc it would have been so much work to colour it in its entirety, haha. A little bit of (possibly) geraskefer with the sole purpose of giving me an excuse to draw Yen in Jaskier’s outfit :> Featuring my best Geralts to this day!!

Bisexual panic bonus:

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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

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modern au where Zuko comes out to Iroh and Iroh is supportive but also doesn’t know a whole lot about what the right things to say are and maybe doesn’t know how to feel about it entirely but loves Zuko very much and is open to learning about the community. He goes to a PFLAG meeting and becomes friends with Bato and Hakoda and finds out that they have a son that just so happens to be Zuko’s age who just so happens to also be a mlm 

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so you know how in the comics the kyoshi warriors become firelord zuko’s bodyguards?imagine if sokka crossdresses as one of kyoshi warriors again and begs suki to let him guard zuko.

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I want you all to know that an Arab Muslim from Tunis proposed the Theory of Evolution near 600 years before Charles Darwin even took his first breath. Don’t let them erase you.

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Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.

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I do not know this baby but I love this baby.

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When guys have astrology signs. That’s a feminine trait

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Am the dog