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[rashzangoose]

[Wade walks into the light of the living room, squinting his eyes to adjust to the light. The room is almost silent, but the TV hums quietly off to the side.

“GG? Is everything al… right.”

He trails off as he finally gets a good look at the room. Lying on the couch is an old friend. A very battered and worn out old friend. He’s pale, filthy, and bruised. Jester’s eye opens to look at him.

“J- Jester?! What are you… what happened to you?”

GG and a Decidueye walk in from the kitchen. They’re both holding bottles of water and food. GG tries to say something, but their voice is muffled by the bag they’re holding. The Decidueye speaks up.

“Um- hello. So… what happened to him? Um. He got thrown off a ship. You know… bad storm. So. He’s only alive because a Pokémon kept him from drowning.”

Wade only half listens to what the Decidueye says. He scrambles around the room, wrapping Jester up in blankets so that he can’t move. Wade grabs his bundled friend and rushes out of the front door, taking off into flight before either of the two he left behind could ask where he was going.

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[There’s yelling outside. Pokespeech yelling. GG works up the courage to peak outside, slowly pushing away the curtain.

A frantic looking Decidueye does its best to support a ragged looking human. Their long black hair looks like it’s been washed by nothing but seawater for days, and their clothes look torn. The Decidueye looks around wildly, eventually spotting Wade’s house. Relief fills the Pokémon’s eyes as it rushes to the front door.

GG quickly backs away from the window. Who… is that? Whoever it is looks vaguely familiar, but there’s no way in hell that’s someone they know. Especially since they’re with a rare Pokémon.

There’s a knocking at the door. GG curses under their breath before bolting downstairs.

“You can at least talk through the door. If they’re seriously hurt…. Wade would want you to help. Right?”

The door is fully shut and locked, but it shakes slightly as the strangers knock on it. Outside, the stranger whispers to themselves. GG is just able to catch the Decidueye’s words.

“… is this the right house? It’s the right color and had the fountain he mentioned… hang in there Jester, please…”

GG steadied their nerves before yelling a reply.

“WHO’S THERE?!”

Okay, maybe a little too loud.

“H- hi! Um. I… I’m Howl?”

“Okay, Howl, what the hell do you want?”

“We… my trainer and I got… lost. He’s hurt. I was told you could help?”

Wade does tend to stick his neck out to help strangers, so it isn’t that surprising that he’d have a reputation for being the kind of person to go to.

“Oh yeah? And who told you that?”

“Just… someone while we were out. My trainer is barely conscious right now, but he was able to speak earlier. He… asked then.”

Shit. That’s a reasonable enough answer. GG was really hoping for an excuse to turn them away. They clenched their jaw in frustration. This situation was practically their worst nightmare.

“… Grh- STAY THERE. Don’t MOVE. I’ll be back in a second.”

GG ran upstairs. Even if they wanted to open the door this very second, they couldn’t. GG rushed over to a laptop and typed a message.

N EED HELP. NOW. COME OUTT.

A Porygon 2 burst forth from the laptop, looking worried and confused. GG didn’t bother to explain, they just ran downstairs hoping Tasque Manager would follow.

It did, and soon enough the door was open. The Decidueye didn’t look so good themselves, their feathers were ruffled and they looked incredibly weak. Their trainer looked worse then they had initially, their entire body was limp. The only sign that they were awake was one open eye, which watched GG curiously.

“Thank you. Thank you so much.”

“Thank me after I’ve helped you. Come on.”]

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MESSAGE HISTORY

5:20PM

unknown: Haiii

Wade L: Hello??

Wade L: Jester is that you?

Wade L: Please be you. Please

unknown: Well that answers my question :p

unknown: Nah I’m not Jester. Sorry

Wade L: Wait please. How do you know him?

unknown: Oh, im his cousin!

unknown: Haven’t heard from him in a while so I was wondering if the number he gave me was like a backup number

Wade L: You haven’t heard anything either

unknown: If I did I wouldn’t have messaged you

Wade L: Right. Sorry.

Wade L: I’m a friend of his. We were coworkers.

unknown: ok

unknown: anyways. Bye! See you!

Wade L: Wait, please!

Wade L: ….

Wade L: Please. Please be okay

[rashzangoose]

I love poison types so much. Like oh you want to battle? Toxic toxic toxic toxic toxic toxic toxic toxic toxic toxic

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dont you hate it when youre driving down the residential highway 30 kilometers over the listed speedlimit and just fully fucking flatten the car infront of you

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Need a crowbar rn. Could do alot with that

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congrats 👍 glad you both finally worked it out

Hehehehehe I'm a GIRLFRIEND

- Floofy

[rashzangoose]

it’s like. you love someone a lot so you make your relationship noticed by the government. and it’s like a big celebration and symbolic of whatever. idk i never understood it

Yea, non dating people usually don't kiss that much

Unless they're married

WAIT what does that mean

- Floofy

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hm. maybe i should get cleaned up before i look for the contest hall. i am extremely gross looking.

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i think im here. looks right anyways, no one wants to answer me when i ask because im a gross disheveled man who crawled out of the forest. but whatever.

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Anyways I can do whatever I want forever. Jester in a contest outfit

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((send a ⚙️ to see a glimpse into the future))

((It may or not be just a hint and it may or may not be cannon))

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… what the hell is wrong with me. im here for one reason but i keep finding excuses to get distracted. ive spent all day pissed over something im not supposed to get involved in. i have one goal. one person to find. one hunt.

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Everyone be normal about eebydeebies challenge I swear to GOD

If anyone hurts Gen, there will be blood.

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this wet beast of a mangoose can fit so many problems inside it's insane

//there’s so much wrong with him :]

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… tch. “more human then either of us figured.” i want nothing to do with them.