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I love you so much I hope we get reborn as housecats who sleep together like puzzle pieces
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Things my brother has compared me to/called me in the last month:
Extra virgin olive oil
Papa Smurf (derogatory)
a fruit bat
a pug (in the best way possible)
Sphinx cat (because he thinks they’re ugly)
and an honorable mention to this morning (12:00 pm) when my mother told me I looked like a life sized Elf on the Shelf
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"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....
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Getting a nickname is kind of like being proposed to if you think about it
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rb with whether people assume you’re older or younger than your actual age
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Evrard with 1A or 5A maybe? Pick whichever one you prefer
Love your art btw :)
How dare you make me figure out how to draw the furry bait bunny man 😭 I’d been avoiding it for so long /lh /j
#Yes I stole the pose from his official art#I can either draw anthro#*or*#Come up with a pose#Not both#rolling with difficulty#evrard rwd#rwd orange#outfit meme
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“What? Like, a disabled protagonist? How would that even work? How could someone with a disability be the hero in an action show?” local anime trash boy wonders while sitting next to his box sets of Full Metal Alchemist, showing no hint of irony or self awareness.
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we need to bring back vintage swimsuits but specifically mens swimsuits


make 👏 men 👏 wear 👏 hotpants 👏 and 👏 onesies👏 again 👏👏👏
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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
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My existence is suffering 👍
#Air con is out on a 90 degree day#And also our freezer is broken#no ice#Only lukewarm water#brain thoughts
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I can’t imagine growing 9” in 6 seconds would do anything but terrible shit to your body
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Do you see my vision
#not to get serious but: Maxim is functioning from a neurotypical perspective. he’s controlled he’s organized his place looks normal and it’s#because he’s masking to hell and back and forcing himself to look ‘good’ (and therefore hurting himself)#Dani looks chaotic and like you’d never succeed using her methods but it works for her since she knows how she works and what she needs.#she’s embracing herself in a way Maxim is not. thus looking at ‘normalcy’ maxim is functioning. but Dani’s functioning within her own bonds#10x better#<- incredible take prev
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Do you see my vision
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Being on the internet with OCD is like “I want to post a picture of my outfit because I look bomb but what if my full address and National Insurance number is written in the reflection of this random public bathroom mirror and I didn’t notice”
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yayyyy!!! Finally some me time to relax!!!
*gets up and mows the lawn*
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