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plates are a fool's carnival
all you need is seran wrap, newspaper and a dream if you're not a pussy about it
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Give me something that makes me float and tell my boss I died
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Gender Envy

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AW HELL NAH JACKIE ON A BENDER TOURING WITH THE DOODLEBOPS

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time traveler: steps on pinecone in 116 A.D.
present day:

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On the next episode of The Kardashians:

#kimye#kim and kanye#kim kardashian#kanye west#keeping up with the kardashians#kardashians#kim kanye divorce
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When you realize you ran out of bobbin thread and you've been sewing nothing for the past 10 minutes

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Remember when music sounded like music?
Remember when your life felt like a movie?
Remember how happy you used to be when you were happy?
Are the lows now just as bad or worse than the lows then?
If you answered yes to any of these questions,
✨flush your Lamictal down the toilet✨
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