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my brother tried to say "I'm having a gender crisis" and he said "I'm having Belarus"
reblog if you, too, are having Belarus
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plz rb 😁
Important question for the band kids: what is the weirdest thing you’ve called your instrument? This is for research purposes (making unhinged band stickers)
Please reblog for sample size and leave your answers in the tags.
#My saxophone was called auntie Leelee after our nickname from our band director#plz reblog#band kids#band#music#musical instruments
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The kids in my band room are Fr insane
. “(Kid’s name) I wonder why you’ll never get a gf” (saxophone player)
. “I wonder what it’s like to have a fake gf, say, what’s it like (kid’s name)?” (Another saxophone player)
. “auntie Leelee!!!!!!” (Talking to our band director) (again saxophone)
. (While playing a blooket) “STOP USING ‘AUNTIE LEELEE’ AS YOUR USERNAME!!!” (Our band director)
. “Has anybody seen my reed?” (Clarinet player) “oh look it left you just like your gf” (saxophone player) “just like your dad” (same clarinet)
. points trumpet at a clarinet player, “what if this was a bazooka?” (Trumpet player aka my bf)
. “Plz stop fingering my saxophone” (a saxophone player to a clarinet)
Things you'll only hear people say in band (all from the 2023-24 school year)
"Okay, but like, what if all the seniors died?" (band director [🏃♀️])
"This sounds like something they'd play in Hobby Lobby" (first chair clarinet)
"Do you ever think about what it would be like to be bald?" (drum major #1)
""Let's be the next Troy Bolton, guys!!" (a sophmore clarinet)
"MORE TROMBONE??" (drum major #2 [❄️])
"Tell the hamburger to make sure he's in line!" (band director)
"SaLiVa." (drum major #3 [🎻])
*slapping a music stand* "Flick it harder!!!" (same as previous quote)
"You look like Jake from State Farm" (drum major #1 to drum major #3)
"Hi, I'm [❄️], and the last time I cried was two days ago!" (drum major #2)
"Maybe I'm the one falling down the stairs" (same as previous quote)
feel free to rb with quotes from ur band!! :))
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plz stay safe and use these if you ever feel the need, you are loved and wanted❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Please, spread this for those who might need it right now
U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)
U.S. trans lifeline: (877) 565-8860 (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)
Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.
LGBT National Help Center: (888) 843-4564
Trevor Project: Call (866) 488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online.
Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡
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Christians will forever amaze me because tell me why these mfs are over here like “oh no, abortion is murder” (not all Christians but a lot) but then look at Genesis 6:13-22* and go “yep that is completely fine👍👍👍" Like😳😳😳 WHAT????
For those of you who don’t know Genesis 6:13-22 is where God decided to kill millions of babies, children, women, men, and elderly over something that his “all knowing” self should have seen coming
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I’m just gonna say it. If teenagers are too old to trick-or-treat then they are old enough to make life decisions such as, political choices, religious choices, sexuality choices, and gender choices.
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Blue
since August 21
New York
I don’t really have a fav
Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo
Just a bunch of Ravenclaw/blue stuff that I got from Pinterest
How to Train your Dragon
in a relationship
being an architect
Pinterest
yes
a pit bull, shire terrier mix
coffee
cookie dough
tags: @coquettemouse @turquoisespace35 @moringmark
random questions<3
ೃ⁀➷ hiii hi here’s just a random question form ˚୨୧⋆。˚ ⋆
: ̗̀➛ what’s ur fav color
: ̗̀➛ how long have u been on tumblr for
: ̗̀➛ wheres a place u always wanted to travel to
: ̗̀➛ what’s ur fav clothing brand(s)
: ̗̀➛ what’s ur fav singer/band(s)
: ̗̀➛ what’s ur current phone lockscreen
: ̗̀➛ most recent/current hyperfixation
: ̗̀➛ what’s ur relationship status
: ̗̀➛ what’s ur dream job
: ̗̀➛ outside of tumblr, fav social app
: ̗̀➛ do u have pets
: ̗̀➛ if u do have pets, what kind/how many
: ̗̀➛ do u prefer tea or coffee
: ̗̀➛ whats ur fav ice cream flavor
: ̗̀➛ tag at least three other tumblr accounts
my tags: @nyoclosmom @stuckysimp @cherikdogfood @xxqueenofdragonsxx @carpentrz
anyone else ofc feel free to fill out :) ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
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Just a bunch of memes I made👍
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just found out my classmates fear me. It’s for the BEST reason; I always carry a huge book with me and I’ve hit them with books before😁😁
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bro Race to the Edge is literally just the gang making one-leg jokes about Hiccup🤣🤣🤣
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Does anybody else want Ben’s gf to either be fake or we get a little more knowledge of her? Because everybody else got in relationships and we know all about them but Ben’s just there like “oh BTW I got a gf🤷♂️” Like WHY does he not get the same treatment the others do???
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strict parents
me and my best friend were asking our parents for a sleepover for fall break. The image below explains;

Why is it so common for kids to have to tiptoe around their parents because these grown adults can’t handle something bad happening?
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school🙄🙄🙄🙄
plz tell me why my school is more worried about me, a bi, ASEXUAL!! Demi girl touching girls in the locker room, than the boys who are literally out there touching/making comments/generally making all the girls uncomfortable?????
like bro, I’m literally too scared to change in the locker room and I change in the bathroom stall, what are you worried abt??????
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garlic bread to share to your aspec friends :)

rb to share
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I’m ace, aro and tired
Reblog if you are also LGBT+ and tired
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REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID
I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it
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