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current fan creation landscape is kinda like if you went to a party with a homemade cake and everyone takes a slice and silently thumbs up at you with no attempt to start a conversation except for occasionally some guy sits in the corner with a tape recorder critiquing the cake as though he was a restaurant critic and another guy is handing the cake to an uber driver like "yeah i need you to find a restaurant that makes cake like this so i can have more of it" and the only person that's talked to you in 30 minutes is a very sweet little guy who was like "hey i liked your cake" and then ran away apologizing for bothering you the moment you said thank you.
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I adore basically everything about Birdie Wing, but I think my favorite thing is that Aoi and Eve had to golf against someone with straight up magic powers and they were never explained. They just had to out golf timestop.
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I've completed my journey into the Nanoha series, and overall it was a pretty good. 1st and As movies were both solid. StrikerS is easily head and shoulders the high point, even if it gets off to a bit of a lumbering start.
I like the idea of Vivid, but unfortunately I think it just sucks. The cast is far too bloated and it wastes too much time on fights between characters that don't matter. The only real enjoyable parts I found were the snippets of domestic Nanoha. She's earned a quiet life and it's cathartic getting to see her enjoy it.
I'm not going to watch Vivid Strike. There's apparently going to be a new Nanoha series in the relatively near future that seems to take place earlier in the time line. I'm curious to see what that ends up being. Ideally, I'd like it to cover The Injury.
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As far as tragic backstory flashbacks go, this is of the most well executed ones I've ever seen in an anime. In about 10 seconds and with no dialogue, you get a full understanding of this character, his past, and why he feels the way he does.
That being said, I was not prepared for that kid to get straight up shot in the face.
#nanoha#magical girl lyrical nanoha#mahou shoujo lyrical nanoha#also holding a magic wand like a rifle is very funny
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The few times the series ties to "no homo" these two are super funny because it doesn't feel so much like they are trying to maintain any degree of plausible deniability so much as it feels like there are rouge elements on the production team sending out coded messages like Cold War spies behind enemy lines.
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From the outside, having never watched it, I always thought of the Nanoha series as the series with lesbians that adopt a kid.
Which isn't wrong, but having watched some of it now, the Nanoha series is really defined by child torture.
Like, not metaphorically, there are multiple instances of small children being literally tortured on screen.
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I feel like there's something that could be said about how the rise in popularity of "analog horror" coincides with the rise of conspiracism in the main stream.
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Hey I’m getting a BBL next week can I put you as my emergency contact
yeah, but if they call I'm just going to shout I DON'T CARE IF IT KILLS THEM, MAKE IT BIGGER over and over again
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The most remarkable thing about Otherside Picnic's writing is its ability to make me understand, deeply, the feeling of being a snail crawling through salt.
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You know, after a re-watch, I think Mai-HiME actually kind of fucking rules. Truly one of the anime of all time.
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I feel like saying "Shizuru would do numbers today" implies that she hasn't already done (and continues to do) numbers most characters couldn't even dream of, and that she isn't potentially the most singularly important character to the English-speaking Yuri fandom, but I stand by it.
Shizuru would do numbers today.
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what is the muslim opinion on idols?
Halal
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I feel like people don't talk about Sawaro referencing Predator enough.
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