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“You Cannot Touch Her” Curse/Binding

This curse is particularly for people who have done harm in the past, and as such already known to be a potential threat. The idea is to keep the person from speaking to or approaching the one you’re trying to protect, and to make them feel watched and judged for their past actions.

You will need the following:

A jar big enough to hold a poppet

Some kind of poppet - I used a wooden one with the offender’s name written on the bottom. A photo could also be used

White out

A black candle

A mixture of black salt & cayenne pepper

A sigil of your own design meaning “You cannot touch [name or pronoun]”

A permanent marker

Light the candle and white out the mouth of your poppet. Roll the poppet in the mixture of black salt and cayenne pepper (black salt tends to stain so keep this in mind). Place it in the jar and seal the lid, leaving the poppet inside under the gaze of dozens of eyes. Write your sigil on the lid. During or after all of this, say the following aloud or think it to yourself (change pronouns accordingly):

You cannot touch her. You cannot speak to her. Think of her and bring this curse upon you. May your tongue catch in your throat if you dare to reach her. May you burn and ache if you come near. May you feel eyes upon your back each time you think her name. They’re watching. I’m watching. May you forever question the gaze of others - Do they know the things you’ve done? I do. I curse you. I bind you. You cannot touch her.

Stash the jar in a dark place, like a closet or a cabinet (I don’t recommend burying jars). Let the candle burn until it extinguishes itself.

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Old Mother Redcap's "True Colours" Spell

A spell to expose one’s true colours.  Items needed: - Materials for a poppet - Paint, pens, yarn etc to create the likeness of your target - Photo of target - As many different coloured candles as you can get - Heater, radiator or open fire.  - Heat proof dish Method: Create your poppet into the likeness of your target. You can stuff your target (if your are using soft materials) with anything you wish and/or appropriate herbs. Fold up the photo of your target and stuff it into your poppet as well.  Write your targets deceitful (or problematic behaviour) all over your poppet, such as “liar”, “cheater” etc. Once you have your poppet ready, light each candle. Place your poppet onto the heat proof dish, and (one at a time) start dripping each candle all over your poppet, covering it in colourful wax. You might want to wear heat resistant gloves while you’re doing this.  Once you have your poppet properly covered in wax, and it is well dry, place the poppet in front of an open fire or heater. Watch the wax slowly melt away from your poppet, revealing the words of their true nature. Visualise their “true colours” being revealed to all. 

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Change your Tumblr password now.

Humongous data breach just happened, with loads upon loads of sites being affected. Tumblr's among those. Also on the list is Wattpad for you fanfic people out there- among many, many other places.

There's a searchable list at the bottom of the article. Highly recommend scrolling or searching through, seeing what places you may be on that have been affected, and securing all your accounts. This thing's kind of big.

If you know people on any of the sites affected, let them know about this too, and spread the article around.

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Rashida Tlaib has set up a petition to send to the White House to recognize and stop the ethnic cleansing and forced displacement happening in Gaza. If you’re a US citizen please sign. I have no illusions that this will change policy, but the public outcry against their actions must continue. We will not be distracted or discouraged from continuing to object to these humans rights violations.

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Today I will be imagining a factory that makes vegetables. Oh here come the radishes. They are being dyed. Soon greens will be affixed to each radish. Here come the peas. Each pea must be individually shaped before being sealed into a pod. The squash line is down today for routine maintenance so I won’t be imagining any of them. Oh a carrot.

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Wot in tarnation

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part of my 48 part series "Fixin it With Soos: World Wide Win-ternet Edition"

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It's Wallace!

Another personal hygiene genius....

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what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

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its labor day where the fuck is homestar runner

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the soup poll AKA where are the chunks?

occasionally when discussing lunches and dinners and other such wonders i get the feeling when i say "Soup" i mean another persons definition of "Stew", and our communication is somewhat skewed. please tell me how you identify your wet meals

if you so desire, detail your decision With the place you grew up/learned your distinction in the tags

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being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.

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Jabba the Hutt is transmasc. No, I will not be taking questions.

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hi landlady, have you ever thought of making mr j a little frilly collar like this? I think it would be very dashing and some cats don’t seem to mind…

Oh, it's one of the most famous works of Shotei Takahashi! Although I like his cats but I haven't thought to make it... Please give me some weeks...

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I want tobe a vampire SO BADLY

Help

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What boat-based catastrophe will happen next?