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I've remarked in the past that one of the problems with Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro is that they want to downplay a lot of the uncomfortably horny elements which have historically characterised the game's implicit milieu, but certain key parts of the game's brand identity are tied up with those horny bits, and they're not willing to give that brand identity up, so they end up doing daft shit like keeping dragon-blooded sorcerers as a core class while acting like "one of your parents fucked a dragon" is the least likely explanation for how you got to be that way, resulting in a text with a strangely coy tone.

The 2024 Player's Handbook carries this policy – and the resulting tonal incoherence – forward. This is how it describes draconic sorcery:

As we can see, it even walks back the 2014 Player's Handbook's oft-mocked discussion of "bargaining" with dragons for power, in favour of proposing scenarios involving accidental exposure to draconic magic – as though a draconic sorcerer is some sort of dragon-themed Spider-Man – while grudgingly acknowledging the possibility of actual dragon-fucking almost as an afterthought.

And then it uses this image to illustrate the Draconic Sorcery subclass:

"Might".

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It's the last full day of our crowdfunder for the Goblins podcast and we are currently at 86%. I know there are people who have given multiple times. There are people who have attended every stream. There are people who have created artwork. People who have shared every announcement. We notice all the support, it really helps. https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/goblins-podcast-series-1

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They're watching a movie about taxes.

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Hey, I'm in this!! (My piece is specifically sized to be printed out and used as postcards, but you didn't hear it from me~)

Enjoy a sneaky preview and check out the whole zine at the link above!

⭐️ CAFÉ MEMORIES IS OFFICIALLY OUT! ⭐️

The wait is over, we’re finally ready to serve up our café themed Zatch Bell fanzine! We hope you brought an appetite because this zine is jam packed with LOTS of amazing artwork and writing that was lovingly made by so many passionate fans of the series!

Best part of all, it’s all free to enjoy! You can check out the complete zine below!

Thank you once again to everyone for support towards this project and thank you to all of the contributors for your hard work and talent. This project would not be possible without any of them and we hope you enjoy checking things out! 🍰🧁🍮☕️🍦🍨

🍽️ Zine Page

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Link!!

Support the @goblinspod Crowdfunder campaign! (I think Tumblr is still allergic to links so I'll put it in the notes below!)

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Support the @goblinspod Crowdfunder campaign! (I think Tumblr is still allergic to links so I'll put it in the notes below!)

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Hello, this is Eben! I am going to be raffling my digital commissions for Aseel's evacuation fundraiser! If you win, I will draw you a commission worth up to $300!! To enter, please donate $5 USD to Aseel's g*fun.dme (verified by @/90-ghost, @/fairuzfan, and @/ana-banaya) and send proof of donation to me either through email (aseelraffle@gmail.com) or through this google form!

$5 will get you one entry to the raffle, $10 will get you two entries, $15 will get you three and so on!

Winners will be chosen on August 31st!

You have 48 hours to respond before another winner is announced.

Your commission must be under $300, according to my commission prices !

That's it! Even if you can't donate, PLEASE share this in as many places as possible and don't forget to reblog!

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Art Fight 2024! Nearly all of these were revenges this year, haha. But I met my goal of doing 5 attacks~

Madeleine for @starlitskvaderart Omeesha for lovely-ento Berkan for @riyamilea Darian for @jammerlee Magma Gun for @inbarfink Shew for SpinosaurusSoup Wrong Man, Sterling, and Orion for @starkatstories Cypress, Val Amar, and Mavuto for @kingspriteful

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So cool, I love when all the Davids get together! (And thanks for including my little clone even though it's not a David!)

Art Fight: David 7 Edition!

SpinosaurusSoup

@jumpscart

@creativepup

This was so much fun!!! Really looking forward to seeing you all again next year. :D

David 7 designs by SpinosaurusSoup, @ebenrosetaylor, @jumpscart, me, and @hartro-owns-my-heart-ro

Bathin design @strix-brigade

Trexel design @vaingloriousvex

Chase 410 @rcbirdy

Pirate Harry @gracestellaerie

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First episode pilot is live!

Give it a listen then throw them some money to pay for the wonderful people who made it

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There he is! Mister "it seemed like a good idea at the time" himself!

Art Fight REVENGE on @rcbirdy - Olaf!

Commissions | Ko-Fi | Etsy | Art Fight

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Hey Rusty Quill fans new podcast with familiar voices is on it's way! Would be cool if some of you came by to that stream.

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Digital Commission Raffle for Ahmed!

@ebenrosetaylor is raffling off a digital commissions! To be entered donate €5 to Ahmed’s fundraiser and send the proof of donation to this account. €5 will get you one entry, €10 two entries, etc. Once you send proof of donation, your url will be entered to win this commission and a winner will be randomly chosen on July 31.

Please see below for commission details!

General Raffle Guidelines

What I WILL draw:

Humans

Animals/Furries

Anthros

Mobility Aids (wheelchairs, canes, etc.)

Gore

Monsters

Semi-NSFW (depends on content)

My art is a safe space for people of all gender, races, religions, and has no room for hateful ideologies and beliefs

For more examples of his work and commission details you can look here!

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Ever wanted to animate something stellar firma related, but never had the patience to make something longer than 8 seconds? Ever wanted to animate David 7 dancing and jamming to Little Clone Baby? Well look no further-

The Little Clone Baby MAProject is reopening applications!

If you haven't heard, the LCB MAProject is a multi animator project where artists and animators from all skill levels come together and animate an AMV for Little Clone Baby. You can either animate scenes from the show or animate David dancing to the song. There's more info in our master doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RQNwzO6oPv6Ws4M4dig2K7lBCpynueanD71jxUD_U-I/edit?usp=drivesdk and you can also check our pinned post for the MAP call. Spread the news, we're back in business, baby!!!

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Happy Pride!

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[points] That's my baby! I love how clean your style is! :D

A couple of Gens! Sisu for @rcbirdy and Vendetta for Tres!