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I don't know why but noodleron just reminds me of trying to find the long side of a blanket.
Like yeah, I've just turned into a useless meat sack at this point. Halp. Flailing around to reach my ultimate goal of forming a new body of finding that damn blanket edge.
*uselessly flops in defeat*
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The promised Elendilf 🫶🏽
Part: 185/?
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Annatar: The only straight I am is a straight up bitch!
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DURIN IV & DISA in The Rings of Power
Happy Valentine's Day <3
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Screaming into the Void.
Oh, hey, Melkor.
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how Celebrimbor felt when he called Sauron "Shadow of Morgoth"

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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.
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Management walking into my apt without knocking or prior notification to leave a delinquency notice taped on my bedroom door is some bullshit. I already know I owe you money, dipshits, you've sent me multiple emails this month (including an additional one this morning)
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I'm Just Ken (Sauron)
My magnum opus from tiktok 😂 I spent a truly ridiculous amount of time on this.
The formatting looks a little weird over here with the sidebars, but it's the best I can do. I'll also upload it to YouTube shorts and it's already on Instagram.
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She motivated him. That’s for sure 😈
Meme by me
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Politicians without empathy are identifying with billionaires over We The People.
The Class War is built on this moral disconnect.
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I got further into the council of Elrond and the dwarves are fucking ride or die man
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SAURON + emojis
bonus:
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