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I think lions deserve better nutrition

i just never want to see elon musk happy

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HELP THIS IS WAY TOO ACCURATE

imagine you're 16 years old and you have a huge crush on this celebrity that you use as a coping mechanism to get through high school and your shitty home life. then your celebrity crush openly protests against the corrupt government which causes him to get canceled on Twitter and his old boy band kicks him out and his parents get assassinated. then one day you go to the bar and he's there getting blackout drunk and starting fights with people so you follow him around to make sure he doesn't die but then he almost gets hit by a bus so you push him out of the way and get hit by the bus instead. when you wake up in the hospital no one knows where he is but you miraculously have a full scholarship to law school. 30 years pass and you become very successful lawyer. you get a case representing a garbage man who uncovered key evidence in an unsolved murder from 30 years ago. you go to meet with your new client for the first time. it's your old celebrity crush.

that's what happened to hua cheng

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Completely reasonable on behalf of the owner- cmon it's a goldie

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Not a typical pride month illustration, just me wanted to represent my community in my own way 🥰❤️

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Fem Klance as a treat for myself during finals

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DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS PLEASE

In a move that significantly restricts the eligibility of thousands of American troops to fight for their country on the front lines, senior U.S. military officials announced Wednesday that all men with girl names would now be forbidden from serving in combat roles.

The ban, which goes into effect immediately, prohibits male personnel with clearly feminine names like Jamie, Sandy, and Alexis from serving in all artillery, infantry, and armored units. According to a Defense Department memo, the military is less effective as a fighting force when it deploys men named Francis, Sloan, Carol, or Loren in active conflict zones.

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So convinced booktok doesn't know what a morally grey character is, it's either a misunderstood person (whos not evil) from a evil family/kingdom or a genuine psycho who's a obsessive war criminal freak. 'miss I said morally grey character, that is mein kampf-'

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I got a spotify ad and it went like "we're coming from America to bring you" and I just genuinely skipped a beat and thought "is it the terfs and orange man administration??" NOT for ONCE thinking how would they do that, it was a whiskey ad for your information

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Getting crazy cramps on the first day of my period is a experience I deeply despise because why was I informed 5 mins ago that I will be feeling like getting kicked in the stomach throughout the day?? I had made plans 😞

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Started good night eri today (that my mom brought for Christmas along with more stuff) bc mum left it in a secluded closet in the kitchen when she was hiding it so I won't find it before Christmas (which I have done a fair amount of times) and right of the bat I love the style, the blurry camera and the wild start, honestly Fujimoto is one of my favorite mangaka's.

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In theaters watching the minecraft movie... why is it in 2x speed and the script is written like "yall ☝️🤓 the garbage man😔↙️✋️✋️😍 ain't speaking 1😡😡✋️✋️😔😔 🤔🔇🔇🔇ENGLISH✋️✋️✋️😡😡💀💀💀 OR ESPAÑOL😔😔🤭🤭🇺🇸🇺🇸😡😡💀💀💀