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I am swell. Just hanging out with my pumpkin mistress-- I mean Wife. I am a faithful heterosexual husband who is not cheating on my wife with last Halloween’s jack-o-lantern. God bless unless you’re a fruit, in which case get fucked. But not by me, I’m definitely not into pumpkins. Or jackfruits. Or anything like that. Yep.

To my 1 follower

Yo wassup @real-tommy-mcmurtry how’s it going

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God Hates LGBT People? (2019) (Make America Straight Again Conference) #…

Im not saying Tommy Mcmurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, I’m just saying we don’t know

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29 seconds of Jimmy roasting Pastor McMurtry

“ If you want to support the takedown of Pastor McMurtry, go to tommymcmurtry.com, which is a domain owned by Jimmy in an attempt to stop the Baptist Church’s website from appearing first when Pastor McMurtry’s name is googled. All you have to do is type in the web address, and while you’re there you can browse the sexy pumpkin-headed models on the page. Imagine if Jimmy actually saw this video LMAO. Imagine if anyone saw this video, actually. Yes, YouTube algorithm, I’m looking at you. “

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Tennessee cop turned pastor calling for death of all lgbtq people now being looked into

Grayson Fritts, a knox county Detective called lgbtq people “dirty” and “freaks” and said “the bible calls for their execution.”

A sermom in which the pastor detective called for a mass extermination of all lgbtq people is now being investigated by Knox county police.

Grayson gave the speech on june second on a local tv channel, WVLT, where he goes live for an hour.

The video frighted lgbtq activists, “particularly reprehensible when people use religion and their position in law enforcement to attack our community,” Chris Sanders, executive director of the Tennessee Equality Project, told the paper.

The All Scripture Baptist Church includes its belief in the death penalty for homosexuality in a doctrinal statement on its home page.

Greyson defended his claim by saying “he never intended for citizens to execute gay people, but that is instead the job of the government.”

You can watch the video here

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Another Tommy McMurtry site created by someone in the Pumpkin Posse! Give it a visit and spread it around if you can! 

This site is not claiming that Pastor McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins. But it is saying we don’t know one way or another.

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Hey so this is the facebook page for Liberty Baptist Church. It used to be rated 5 stars but we’ve brought it down to 1.6 stars, even though the NIFB went on their own little review spree to try and get the rating back up. 

If you can, go leave a negative review because honestly I think it would be very gratifying to get them to the lowest rating Facebook can display.

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You’ve already lost little boy

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I’m not saying Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins.

                … I’m just saying that we don’t really know.

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It’s HOMOsapiens, not HETEROsapiens. It’s the Bi-ble, not the Straight-ble.

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Amd here’s my addition the the pumpkin posse pile (lol alliteration) and for the Pumpkin King! I would also like to say in advance:

I am not saying that Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, I’m just saying we don’t really know..

(but we should ask him)

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A Youtube playlist of Tommy McMurtry Pumpkin videos. 

The algorithm favors videos with lots of watchtime/percentage and active viewer engagement. I recommend watching each of these all the way through, leaving a Like, AND commenting. 

Plus if you like the creator, subscribing will help get these videos more prominently featured as well! 

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I don’t usually soap-box, but I’m going to for a hot sec since this has been on my mind: 

Cults are getting better branding, prettier leaders, hipper-sounding cosmologies, and wider reaches due to social media. They’re not all deity-focused. Thoughtful, intelligent people can get sucked into them. Just…stay safe out there, guys. Do your research, look at all your options, and trust your gut, not your guru.

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Now, I’m not saying that Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins.

I’m just saying that we don’t really know.

(Original pin-up pose by Robert Oliver)

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In addition to my Mr. Atheist post,

Please go to this video, dislike, and report it. It violates the YouTube terms of service by using slurs (mainly f*ggot, because bigots aren’t very creative), and advocating for violence against LGBT+ people. Let’s do the Pumpkin King proud and take it down!

Also, please boost this post so other people will help take down the video!

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I’m not saying Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins. I’m just saying we don’t really know.

My contribution to the Pumpkin King! 🎃👑🏳️‍🌈🎃👑🏳️‍🌈🎃👑🏳️‍🌈🎃👑🏳️‍🌈

Confused? Go here, and join the Pumpkin Posse