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I dont need this shit lmaoo

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Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.

That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)

If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:

How to clean dishes by hand

How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)

How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)

How to mop the floor

How to sweep the floor

How to swallow pills

How to make small talk

How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)

It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.

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Hehe.

many trans people have terrific bird names (jay, wren, raven, robin, piper) but it feels like shorebirds are underexplored territory.

avocet: 7/10 great sound, very elegant. fails the starbucks test

killdeer: 9/10 imagine meeting a killdeer at a party. banger

woodcock: 3/10 probably not worth it but extremely funny bit potential for a trans dude

plover: 10/10 this one's real actually. where are all the plovers

heron: 8/10 you'd get a lot of "hera" but that's good too

dowitcher, godwit: 4/10 but very dark souls

sora: this one's taken actually. sorry.

brant. willet. whimbrel. grebe. we're missing out folks

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old post but this is twt moots pinned so

!!!IMPORTANT!!!

This hand signal displayed in these images is a hand signal that indicates “danger” or “emergency situation.”

A young female had been kidnapped by a predatory creep in North Carolina, and luckily she was able to recall a hand signal she saw from Tik Tok that she used to alert people that drove by the car she was in to let them know she was in danger. Two motorcyclists noticed as they drove behind her and were able to call authorities and successfully rescue her.

These hand signals saved a girl’s life. And they could very well save yours too.

Be aware, be cautious, be safe.

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You ever just randomly remember somthing

I just was on twt as per usual and thought "TUMBLR!" and then almost yelled it

anyways hiiiiiii

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omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

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I hate sr dcs

Like damn bruhhh if ur internet is that bad dont play fucking sr

its funny how horribly the run can go after

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Tumblr re-pin :3

Hi i'm raven, I like splatoon and rainworld. Thats about it

I use she/her pronouns

I also FUKCING LOVE PEACOCK SPIDERS UYUHJYVIVVKH

otherwise i do have arachnophobia so pls send only jumping spiders and nothing else

Remember to have a good day

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Hellow tumblr!

Spltwt has too much drama so im back for a bit

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photo graphy

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share your gendered terms you use as gender neutral anyways!

bro

man

sir

brother

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The fish are coming. They are coming for you, too. Run, hide, fight, survive.

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This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

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just saw a post where someone put “detrans dni” and like… hey we should be supporting detransitioned people bc if we don’t terfs will