rebellion-scoundrel

[rebellion-scoundrel]

Xayah: On a scale of one to ten, how bad of an idea fo you think it would be if we got married?

Lando: Off the charts. Let's do it.

[rebellion-scoundrel]

[ On Saleucami ]

Juggernaut: I feel like I'm being stabbed.

Cut: How do you even know what it feels like to be stabbed?

[rebellion-scoundrel]

Juggernaut: Good morning, Crosshair!

Crosshair: No.

Juggernaut: I believe the proper response is good morning.

Crosshair: No.

Juggernaut: But-

Crosshair: No.

[rebellion-scoundrel]

Anakin: -notices Cyrril is missing- Where's your crazy girlfriend?

Obi-Wan: Probably doing crazy things.

[rebellion-scoundrel]

Rex: You blew up half the Umbaran air base!

Juggernaut: I regret nothing.

[rebellion-scoundrel]

Cyrril: What's more relaxing than setting something on fire?

Obi-Wan: A lot of things!

[rebellion-scoundrel]

Poe: Okay, what did I do?

Juna-Lei: What do you mean?

Poe: You look like you want to rip my head off.

Finn: That's just how her face works.

[rebellion-scoundrel]

Tanya: I had a thought.

Fives: Oh no.

Tanya: I promise, it's a good one this time!

[rebellion-scoundrel]

Juggernaut: If I have to sit in this ship any longer, my spine is going to cave in.

Tech: I'm pretty sure that's not how that works.

[rebellion-scoundrel]

Cyrril: -hearing a distant explosion- Whatever it is, I didn't do it.

Obi-Wan: You always say that, and I never believe you.

[rebellion-scoundrel]

Juggernaut: I regret nothing.

Tech: That's because you don't remember what you're supposed to regret.

[rebellion-scoundrel]

Crosshair: -looking for Wrecker, visibly annoyed- Where is the idiot anyway?

Juggernaut: I'm right here.

Crosshair: Shockingly, I'm not talking about you this time.

[rebellion-scoundrel]

Xayah: Don't you have a city to run?

Lando: My favorite person is injured in our med bay, Cloud City can wait.

Xayah: I don't think that's how it works.

Lando: Well I run Cloud City, so it does.

[rebellion-scoundrel]

Finn: Did you bring us here to die?

Juna-Lei: Obviously.

Poe: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

[rebellion-scoundrel]

Xayah: -to Elias- Mom says if you blow up the house again she's going to put you up for adoption.

[rebellion-scoundrel]

Juggernaut: -crashing his own funeral, again- Surprise! I'm back from the dead! Isn't that exciting?

[rebellion-scoundrel]

Obi-Wan: You have to listen to reason!

Cyrril: But reason is boring!