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Y'all, what if I did something so silly and rebooted this blog? I miss it-

... PREPARE. /SILLY /POS

-Mod

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Could you.. tells us why? If your comfortable about it ofcourse..

Im pretty sure we all know-

Shh! Do you want answers or not?

Fine!

...

[He begins to tear up, his lil hands trembling]

I-

... I-I killed him...-

[Aaaaaaand now he's like- Sobbing-]

I killed him, with my own two hands...

I-I KILLED FATHER...

-Mortimer

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Hey Mort! Are you alright?

We heard from Jeremy that you got quite the surprised.. you mind telling us about it?

...

... "Surprised" is certainly a word for it...-

[He sighs]

Seeing a version of fa- ... O-Owen, in person, was just...

... Very overwhelming.

[HMMMMM I WONDER WHYYYYY, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD ASK FURTHER 👀👀]

-Mortimer

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Question to Jeremy has anyone tried to stop nick and Riley's sibling rivalry?

"Oohhhhh yeah. EVERYONE has. Countless times!"

"They, uhh.. don't tend to listen to reason-"

-Jeremy

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Hey Jeremy! have you found that other mortimer yet?

Do you need a hand? Ive played softball before!

Arz I dont think thats necessary-

"I think he left, thankfully... Morty's still shaken up about it, though-"

"Could you guys.. maybe try to talk to him about it?- I don't think he wants to talk to me...-"

"I think.. I think I remind him too much of Uncle Owen..."

-Jeremy

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*sigh*

Im sorry Nick, I kinda let my impulsive thoughts get the best of me. Maybe I should stop binge watching a bunch of old cartoons for a while..

Also could you pls give this apology letter to Riley? Im pretty sure shes still trying to kill me..

✉️

It's fine, just don't do it again!

You're lucky Joey's helping me see the humor in it-

[Ahem-]

Anywho, I'll make sure to give Riley your letter!

... In fact, I'll give it to her right now!~

HEY RILEYYYY!!~

[Distant annoyed groan]

WHAT DO YOU WANT, NICKOLAS-

I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOUUUUU!~

I DON'T WANT YOUR SHITTY GIFTS.

IT'S NOT FROM MEEEE, IT'S FROM THE ONE THAT THREW WATER AT US!

EUGHHHHHH.

[Approaching footsteps]

What do you wan-

[He throws the letter at her, it slapping her directly in the forehead]

I-

.

..

...

[AGGRESSIVE WHEEZING-]

I hate you so much.

I'M SORRYYYYY-

[C O U G H] OH, OW-

[Sigh]

I'm going back to what I was doing, now.

DON'T FORGET TO READ THE LETTERRRR!~

Whatever.

-Nick & Riley

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“Hey.. uh.. do you have any food I can borrow..? Just a little..? The, uh, the basement is- I MEAN my dog is hungry.. whywouldthebasementbehungry..? Ahem.. thank you..”

-INMIMB!Riley

"... pArdon?"

-Jeremy

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Hey you asked for it! How else are you gonna cool down from the heat?

I ASKED TO BE COOLED OFF, NOT WATERBOARDED-

My hair was absolutely soaked, it took FOREVER to get it dry! AND my favorite outfit, too-

Ah, c'mon, Nick, don't have such a DRY sense of humor~

... [snRK-]

Theeeeere's that laugh~!

-Nick & Joey

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Nick just blow dry you hair it'll give it floof

If you're referring to the water incident, than it's already been dealt with!

And I'll have you know I did!-

It's back to its former fluffy glory~

-Nick

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OH SHI- UH- SEE YA!!!

(And she's of..)

*sigh*

Can I join you Daisy?

Mhm-

[Daisy just seems so done with everything JDJDIRRJR]

-Daisy

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Dont worry Daisy, I got this!

Arz what are you-

..oh gOD ARZ NO-

*Dumps a bucket of cold water onto Nick and Riley*

There, problem solved! Now you both are equal.

EUGH-

...

Ohhhh dear-

MY HAIR- UGH, DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO DRY THIS?!-

I'm going to commit a felony today.

[Sigh]

I need a drink-

-Nick, Riley & Daisy

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“Me?! I didn’t do anything! I’ve been chasing this asshole around for the past 90 yesterdays! It’s everything to do with him and his quest to ‘purify earth’, nothing to do with me! Look, just- if you see him, tell me, and I’ll be right over. Have fun with your tomfoolery.”

[dis he just jump through a fucking portal]

-Timekeeper!Owen

"I- You-"

"UGH!!-"

"ONE NORMAL DAY, that is ALL I ask-!!"

"..."

[Sigh]

"Who am I kidding, that's impossible-"

-Jeremy

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“GOD DAMN IT, WHERE IS THAT SON OF A BITCH NOW? I’M NOT LETTING HIM GO BACK IN TIME TO RUIN PEOPLE’S LIVES FOR THE 10th TIME THIS WEEK!”

-Timekeeper!Owen

"I dunno, but wherever he is, and whoever YOU are, get out of my DAMN HOUSE-"

"Mortimer's been quiet as shit lately, and I feel like you two have something to do with it!-"

-Jeremy

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DAISYYY, RILEY IS HOGGING THE FAN-

Oh boy..- Riley, dear-

IT IS HOT IN HERE.

There are other ways to get cooled off-

Than tell NICK to use those other ways!

Don't be GREEDY, Riley!

FUCK OFF-

FUCK YOU!-

Language, both of you!!-

[Sounds of pathetic puppet slap fight]

I'LL ANNIHILATE YOU, YOU CLOWN!-

TRY ME, YOU FRANKENSTEIN WANNABE!-

[Sigh...]

You two are impossible-

-Daisy, Nick & Riley

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“Hehehe.. catch me if you caaaan!”

[WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GO]

-Timekeeper!Mortimer

"Wh-"

"... HE'S IN THE FUCKING WALLS, ISN'T HE?!-"

-Jeremy

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“Hmmh.. the instability in this timeline is really bothering me.. isn’t it bothering you too? Don’t worry.. you’ll all be much, much happier when I fix things for you.. you should be thanking me.”

-Timekeeper!Mortimer

"What the FUCK are you on about-?!"

"You know what? No. I don't wanna know!"

[Bro grabs his baseball bat again]

"Get out of my house, before I make you. Got it?"

-Jeremy

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“Leave? I can’t leave.. I can’t just leave without doing my job. That’d be unfair, no? It won’t hurt you.. much!”

-Timekeeper!Mortimer

"Fuck off, you cryptic fuckhead, I need to check on MY Mortimer-"

-Jeremy