reclezon
reclezon
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I am currently on my way to pet your dog.
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reclezon · 3 days ago
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comments are turned off on this and i know it was a bloodbath in there
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reclezon · 4 days ago
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Those AI ads are getting very weird. Cause this shit:
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it actually made me stop to think for a second.
WHO THE HELL IS BLEACHING THEIR DOGS‽
Besides the obvious stupidity that I think any sane Dog owner would catch, nothing else about really makes sense to me.
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reclezon · 4 days ago
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Hi! I have every disease! Do you want one?
How about you follow me to this special room
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reclezon · 5 days ago
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I had a dream last night where homestarrunner.com randomly put out a new Quote of the Week and it was Strong Sad saying "Ohh… I wish people would call me she/her… or at least call me at all…"
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reclezon · 6 days ago
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today at work a coworker warned me that my patient’s owner let us know her cat is homophobic, meaning he tends to attack gay people violently on sight, which I thought was a joke. but that cat saw me and may have been the angriest cat I’ve ever worked with and DID in fact bite me through Kevlar gloves because he hated me so much
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reclezon · 7 days ago
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I was at the liberty museum in Philadelphia and saw this next to a stairwell
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Official ominous sign
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reclezon · 8 days ago
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(hit the image limit multiple times, check the notes for the full conversation)
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reclezon · 8 days ago
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reclezon · 8 days ago
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reclezon · 8 days ago
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reclezon · 12 days ago
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Saw this ridiculous villager kid once
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reclezon · 12 days ago
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Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives
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reclezon · 12 days ago
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reclezon · 12 days ago
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reclezon · 14 days ago
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reclezon · 16 days ago
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reclezon · 17 days ago
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Thanks for the advice, Mr FB of I! That's the same thing my very good friend the Nigerian prince told me, too, so our MUST be true!
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