recoveringdirectioner
recoveringdirectioner
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just your average he/him directioneraka @rottingsixfeetunder 21
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recoveringdirectioner · 16 hours ago
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oddly emotional about the pleasing drop right now. harry styles was the first man to make child me understand what it meant to have a “crush” and now adult me is buying his damn vibrator. we’re only getting older baby does it ever drive you crazy or whatever harry said when he handed me those fuckass ice skates
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recoveringdirectioner · 21 hours ago
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pleasing review. i am pleased. good job harry
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recoveringdirectioner · 22 hours ago
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OOOUUU. louis’ new haircut. lord help me
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recoveringdirectioner · 1 day ago
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pleasing toy secured. no one talk to me for the rest of the night. i’m BUSY
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recoveringdirectioner · 1 day ago
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you guys will literally never guess where i am rn
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most iconic quote from @rottingsixfeetunder 👑 (you dropped this)
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recoveringdirectioner · 3 days ago
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can’t believe this band has been fifteen of my twenty one years of life
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recoveringdirectioner · 3 days ago
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harry edward styles. first you post on your story for the first time in god knows how long and it is the worlds most cryptic ad. then you post more cryptic ads (and post NOTHING for the anniversary i might add…grumpy about that one still). then you announce a vibrator which i KNEW would happen and yet i am still shocked. and THEN. you are IN?? the PLEASING AD? FOR THE VIBRATOR?? sir. please i’m fragile. sir do you understand what it does to a simple man like myself to hear you say “please yourself like you mean it”!?! do you understand??? what you’re doing?? i’m crashing out actually i am so. i’m just. what’s going on. i think i have to go to the pleasing pop up in manhattan this wknd and i think i need to spend sixty eight united states dollars on the harry styles vibrator. i don’t think i have any other choice
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recoveringdirectioner · 4 days ago
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really really feeling liam’s absence today with the lack of posts from any of the boys on the anni and then i open tiktok and kate is posting for it. that girl is keeping her man’s legacy alive and continuing his tradition for him and im just. im so. god. i’m so happy he had someone to love him so fiercely. i’m so glad they had each other. i’m so glad she loves him that fiercely still
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recoveringdirectioner · 4 days ago
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danny devito 2022 directioner real
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recoveringdirectioner · 5 days ago
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15 years. holy hell. i don’t even have the words. i love you i love you i love you. thank you for the music. thank you for everything.
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recoveringdirectioner · 5 days ago
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can’t believe it’s gonna be 15 years of one direction i am feeling emotions i can’t even put into words
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recoveringdirectioner · 5 days ago
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OH MY GOD HE’S ALIVE
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recoveringdirectioner · 7 days ago
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on today’s episode of introducing my roommates to one direction things: referred to liam as leem and absolutely broke one of them. he’s been laughing to himself and muttering “leem” all day it’s fantastic
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recoveringdirectioner · 8 days ago
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home alone!! dance party!! one direction dance party!! #shakesumfor1D
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recoveringdirectioner · 8 days ago
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CANT EVER GET IT RIGHT NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY WELL I PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT BUT YOUR WORDS CUT LIKE KNIVES AND IM TIRED AS YOU BREAK MY HEART AGAIN THIS TIME TELL ME IM A SCREWED UP MESS THAT I NEVER LISTEN
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recoveringdirectioner · 9 days ago
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oh ok so midnight til morning. oh. oh they feel like 1D. oh i haven’t felt these vibes in years. i’m calling it now these dudes have unearthed the ancient texts we’re about to have a resurgence
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recoveringdirectioner · 9 days ago
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local british man’s first time seeing space rocket
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