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pleasing review. i am pleased. good job harry

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OOOUUU. louis’ new haircut. lord help me

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pleasing toy secured. no one talk to me for the rest of the night. i’m BUSY

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you guys will literally never guess where i am rn

most iconic quote from @rottingsixfeetunder 👑 (you dropped this)

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can’t believe this band has been fifteen of my twenty one years of life

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harry edward styles. first you post on your story for the first time in god knows how long and it is the worlds most cryptic ad. then you post more cryptic ads (and post NOTHING for the anniversary i might add…grumpy about that one still). then you announce a vibrator which i KNEW would happen and yet i am still shocked. and THEN. you are IN?? the PLEASING AD? FOR THE VIBRATOR?? sir. please i’m fragile. sir do you understand what it does to a simple man like myself to hear you say “please yourself like you mean it”!?! do you understand??? what you’re doing?? i’m crashing out actually i am so. i’m just. what’s going on. i think i have to go to the pleasing pop up in manhattan this wknd and i think i need to spend sixty eight united states dollars on the harry styles vibrator. i don’t think i have any other choice

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really really feeling liam’s absence today with the lack of posts from any of the boys on the anni and then i open tiktok and kate is posting for it. that girl is keeping her man’s legacy alive and continuing his tradition for him and im just. im so. god. i’m so happy he had someone to love him so fiercely. i’m so glad they had each other. i’m so glad she loves him that fiercely still

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danny devito 2022 directioner real

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15 years. holy hell. i don’t even have the words. i love you i love you i love you. thank you for the music. thank you for everything.

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can’t believe it’s gonna be 15 years of one direction i am feeling emotions i can’t even put into words

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OH MY GOD HE’S ALIVE

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on today’s episode of introducing my roommates to one direction things: referred to liam as leem and absolutely broke one of them. he’s been laughing to himself and muttering “leem” all day it’s fantastic

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home alone!! dance party!! one direction dance party!! #shakesumfor1D

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CANT EVER GET IT RIGHT NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY WELL I PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT BUT YOUR WORDS CUT LIKE KNIVES AND IM TIRED AS YOU BREAK MY HEART AGAIN THIS TIME TELL ME IM A SCREWED UP MESS THAT I NEVER LISTEN

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oh ok so midnight til morning. oh. oh they feel like 1D. oh i haven’t felt these vibes in years. i’m calling it now these dudes have unearthed the ancient texts we’re about to have a resurgence

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local british man’s first time seeing space rocket

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how would you describe each of the boys in just a few words or even a phrase?

~remy

oo idk why this is a tough one?

louis is unpredictable in the way the ocean is: beautiful to look at, in some cases dangerous, at other times gentle and warm. he’s everchanging, mesmerizing

niall is calm, steady reassurance. he’s quiet domesticity, fresh-baked scones and hot coffee on a sunday morning, vanilla candles and sleep-soft eyes

liam is the joy you find in those moments in your day-to-day. he’s the bubbles that float up when you open dish soap, the pretty rock your friend handed you, the sun hitting your face on the first chilly day of fall

harry is the restrained power found in choosing, above all else, to be kind. he burns like a supernova frozen moments before implosion, held by his own will perpetually in his brightest moment

zayn is a warm night lit only by stars. he’s the quiet hours of the early morning when those still awake whisper secrets to each other, the sounds the trees make when they think no one can hear