Don't you hate it as an evil boss when your adoptive dragon mom embarrasses you in front of your evil henchmen when showing her your secret villain hideout castle. (nootmare is just being dramatic)
and I disappear back into the abyss ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
N: Everyone meet the newest member of this household, Vira.
V: :)
C: *processing*
H: (internally) huh.
D: (a b y s s)
K: How did you manage to recruit a whole dragon? (also whats on your face)
N: well... uh... She isn't exactly a recruit...
V: -_-
V: I'm his mother.
N: ⚆ _ ⚆;
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handmade wine mom artifact found at goodwill
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concept. jimmy does not go out first. he is so ecstatic over this that he starts jumping around excitedly in-game. he accidentally jumps off something. jimmy goes out second.
WAIT-
WAIT THIS IS CANON.
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
SHOUTOUT TO THIS POST FROM OCTOBER 18TH, DID THE DODGEBALL HURT WHEN IT HIT YOU?!?!?
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I'M SORRY ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THESE DON'T LOOK SIMILAR??????????
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Everything in paranatural is foreshadowing huh
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[ tweet by @/disrupthehuman, "even during a genocide nonblack ppl find the time to be antiBlack" is sort of misleading in the sense that reclaiming one's humanity during genocide is incredibly important and one of the primary vehicles towards doing that in an antiBlack world *is* to be antiBlack." ]
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thinking about him saying this about cillian murphy again
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scar, I can safely say this has never happened to me, what,
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