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A creepier Jeff the Killer in event of the pastra rewrite (with a dumb doodle of him too)

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Hello Jeffery do you want to torture pedophiles?

You can’t send ask to the characters.

Besides that’s more if wendigo dans cup of tea.

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Where is this reboot version of the story of Jeffery

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Sharing another creepy pasta that’s cannon to this

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Sally: Dan says your a bum and you mooch off of him,

Jeff: well Dan is stupid!

Sally: *pulls out her phone which was recording the entire conversation*

Jeff: don’t tell him i said that.

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*After Lazari ate a person for the first time*

Dan: first time?

Lazari: yeah you?

Dan: *grabbing and arm and beginning to take bites out of it* ha ha no, not my first time

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The Red Man Ritual

Warning: The following ritual is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution.

What You Need:

• A heat-generating light source (candle or light bulb)

• A TV

• Darkness outside

The Ritual:

1. Prepare Your Light Source:

• If you are using a candle, light it.

• If you are using a light bulb, turn it on and allow it to get hot.

2. Turn on the TV:

• Ensure it’s nighttime and the outside is cloaked in darkness.

• Switch on the TV and change it to channel 567.

3. The Burn:

• Carefully burn yourself with the heated light source. It can be a brief touch, but it must hurt.

4. The Red Man Appears:

• As the pain sears, the TV screen will flicker.

• The Red Man will appear. He’s an unsettling figure with shaggy black hair covering his body, wearing a red overcoat, a fedora, and bright red glasses.

5. The Game Begins:

• Challenge the Red Man to a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors.

• You must beat him best two out of three.

The Stakes:

• If You Win:

• The Red Man will grant you what you desire most.

• If You Lose:

• He will take one year off your intended lifespan and demand another game.

• This cycle continues until you either finally beat him or he takes so many years off your life that you die.

• Subsequent Wins:

• After a loss, if you win any subsequent games, your only reward is that he leaves you alone—until you dare to perform the ritual again.

A Final Word:

Those who have survived the Red Man Ritual whisper of his terrifying presence and the haunting games of chance. Remember, each time you play, you risk your very life. Only attempt this if you are prepared to face the consequences.

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Featured AU’s @red-documents-redo and frankly all of my other AU’s

X factor: care to compare body count’s?

Zalgo: yours cannot possibly exceed mine.

X factor: *does the million universe stare before snapping out of it* oh my dear boy, look me up!

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Slender: nice antlers.

Tesl: Thanks.

Slender: I was being sarcastic.

Tesl: well I stole your face.

Slender: *plays hand against head looking for his face*

(This is cannon)

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Tesl: I have eyes in every universe constantly searching and yet I still cannot find WHOM THE FUCK ASKED!

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Tesl: YOU CANNOT DENY THAT YOU TRESPASS INTO THE DREAM WORLD ALMOST EVERY DAY!

Zalgo: YOU CANNOT DENY DEEZ NUTS!

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Tesl: I see. Well I’ll keep an eye on your universe but I won’t interfere any more… besides this is just starting to get entertaining.

Tesl: I’ll just leave you with this so you know when some one from my world has a question for you people.

Tesl: *relzaition* MY NAME IS NOT TESLA!

For Lazari

How… intresting it appears I have found a world without my influence… well I might as well introduce my self too you… I am tesl a an entity similar to your father… yet the complete opposite to be honest.

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He mis pronounced it on purpose.

Much like almost every other Lazari reboot, she still has no idea who her father is.

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People’s reaction when they see zalgo: Dear god!

People’s reaction when the see tesl: Deer god!

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Kaine talking to slender man: i am main artwright, you killed my son, PREPARE TO DIE.

Kaine: *proceeds to get impaled on one of spenders tendrils* I- I’m ok.

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Slender: Toby fire a warning shot.

Toby: sir this is a this an M32 grenade launcher l.

Slender: ah potato potato, JUST FIRE IT TOBY!

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tesl (pronounced like tessellate)

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Ben: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers.

Sally: That sounds like a challenge.

Ben: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.

Sally: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!

Ben: There is no challenge!