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[redrobinfr]

Evaluate Superman in all possible interpretations of analysis. -B

oh, are you finally-

@improvedrobin you owe me $20.

[redrobinfr]

Batman being Gordon Ramsey figure in the lead.

Batman yelling at all the adults who should know better because “What the HELL we’re you thinking Hal. You were supposed to keep watch not wonder off god-knows-where doing god-knows-what.”

Batman hugging all the younger hero’s after a mission gone wrong. Giving them food, blankets, hot drinks, and settling them in for the night. Being a figure who provides them advice and comfort and whenever they need. Pulling out lollipops and capri suns from his belt whenever he patrols with them.

[redrobinfr]

it's fiiiine-

Story time, one time Red Robin climbed in through my window, looked around like he was confused, then saw me on the couch and goes “wrong apartment”. Is there a RIGHT apartment to break into???

[redrobinfr]

realized i should clarify before someone gets on to me about "hiding injuries" that this was not during the past couple of patrols

Story time, one time Red Robin climbed in through my window, looked around like he was confused, then saw me on the couch and goes “wrong apartment”. Is there a RIGHT apartment to break into???

[redrobinfr]

listen, the apartment buildings in gotham look very similar if you have a minor head injury, okay?

Story time, one time Red Robin climbed in through my window, looked around like he was confused, then saw me on the couch and goes “wrong apartment”. Is there a RIGHT apartment to break into???

[redrobinfr]

most of the asks that are sitting in my inbox and collecting virtual dust read like missed texts or voicemails, where the most recent is about three months old

ooc: Apologies to people who sent asks back in october or earlier and never got it answered (also i'm impressed if you remember actually sending an ask several months ago). The odds are not in your favor of getting it answered one day, sorry

[redrobinfr]

who's even letting january be this long anyways?

Been awake too long. Might need to nap.

[redrobinfr]

i will, just to be safe

Every single one of my children says I am absolutely useless with feeding myself, and yet here I am, in the barn, eating fresh-caught rabbit, dandelion greens and lambs quarters. So who's useless now?

[redrobinfr]

i'll make my way to the estate, but the rabbit better be at least cooking (if not finished being cooked all the way) when i get there

Every single one of my children says I am absolutely useless with feeding myself, and yet here I am, in the barn, eating fresh-caught rabbit, dandelion greens and lambs quarters. So who's useless now?

[redrobinfr]

capitalists want you to forget that there was a time when one penny was enough to afford someone elses entire thought

[redrobinfr]

i love being funnier in the tags than my actual posts/reblogs

[redrobinfr]

did you at least boil the dandelions to decrease the bitterness in the leaves for your salad?

Every single one of my children says I am absolutely useless with feeding myself, and yet here I am, in the barn, eating fresh-caught rabbit, dandelion greens and lambs quarters. So who's useless now?

[redrobinfr]

that's more like it lol

You are loved and wanted and never have to earn your place, lad. -B

thanks, b!

[redrobinfr]

you missed the oxford comma.

Every single one of my children says I am absolutely useless with feeding myself, and yet here I am, in the barn, eating fresh-caught rabbit, dandelion greens and lambs quarters. So who's useless now?

[redrobinfr]

You are loved and wanted and never have to earn your place, lad. -B

thanks, b!

[redrobinfr]

one sec batman, i’m recreating the exact circumstances of this case in the sims 4

[redrobinfr]

Okay, now that Dick is asleep, I can post this image of him falling flat on his face.