#inflation smh

[dykejugheadjones]

i wanna go to a little american diner so bad and get a burger and milkshakes and cherry pie at a small town in the midst of a murder investigations diner

[valn9]

faygo

[chronicplay]

having fantasies that would either kill you or would otherwise not be able to do is so frustrating lol

[snonkerdoodlefizzy221b]

"$1200 to keep me from killing myself?!" - James Michael on JAMcast: The James Michael Podcast, Episode 5.

[horanghey]

idk what it is but my sister and I always manage to get nozor (evil eye) from my grandma and/or her family at some point of being around them and its so annoying

[ricketybonez]

newts trying to gaslight me into thinking blingee is pronounced "blin-gee" (like blin the pastry thing) and not "bling-y"

[https-papaya]

masterpiece — lando n.

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PAIRINGS: lando norris x fem!reader

SUMMARY: lando can't help being head over heels for his girlfriend while they're away during the summer break

AUTHOR'S NOTE: can you tell that i'm pining for a summer getaway? thanks again for all the love you guys have shown me over the past week, i can't wait to create more of these :) feel free to request anything you'd like to see and i hope you enjoy!

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lilymhe THATS MY WIFE!

yourusername THATS MY WIFE!

landonorris only one i'd want to spend it with 🧡

user1 fell to my knees in a walmart

alexandrasaintmleux 😍😍😍😍

alexandrasaintmleux girls trip when?

yourusername lilymhe omg

lilymhe omg

alex_albon landonorris you seeing this?

landonorris we won and we still lost smh

charles_leclerc monaco next?

yourusername ofc! i need my leo fix before its back to rainy 🇬🇧🇬🇧

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landonorris pretty views with my pretty girl 🧡

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yourusername swooning rn

oscarpiastri lando norizz allegations dropped, more at six

danielricciardo the padawan becomes the master

yourusername please don't inflate his ego

user2 DANSCAR CRUMBS???

user1 is it just me that thinks she's mid

landonorris yes.

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landonorris 🥵🥵

landonorris mine.

user1 @ god when is it my turn!!!

lilymhe break up with your boyfriend i'm bored!

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landonorris hey wait a minute

alex_albon wtf i'm right here

user2 okay but im not the only one who sees this right?? she's literally posting abt the flowers but the pic of lando still comes first, but he still always posts her second. its like she's using him for likes ://

user3 👀 sus

user4 she's not even that hot fr

maxverstappen1 please go touch grass

user1 MAX???

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user1 oh i just know this is targeted

user6 petty king! get their asses!

mclaren somehow little lando norris got so lucky 🧡🧡🧡

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oscarpiastri sickening(ly cute)

oscarpiastri he's literally giggling over the phone rn he's down horrendous

landonorris yeah.

yourusername my everything 😘💋

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[novafire-is-thinking]

This had me in tears from laughing so hard.

It’s spoiler free, so no spoiler tags are needed.

I found the overall lack of Transformers knowledge both hilarious and painful. More highlights below:

Q: Are Transformers robots? / A: They are aliens that happen to be metal. (THANK YOU)

“Megatron has jaundice.” (BRIAN, NO 😂 I actually like D-16’s eyes. Much more than Orion’s.)

Transformers can cry.

Q: Why is Megatron called D-16? / Brian: There’s a G-rated and an X-rated one. (💀)

Q: Can Transformers reproduce? / Chris: “They’re born through- How are they born? … The cabbage patch.” + Keegan-Michael: “It’s like a Cybertronic cabbage patch.” (JDSKJDS they should read IDW)

“Cystralia” (😭 The lack of Cybertronian geographical knowledge)

Keegan-Michael explaining his love for Soundwave was painful. And calling Laserbeak (or Buzzsaw) a pterodactyl??? Please just be quiet, sir. 😂

Brian, what do you mean nobody knows Ratchet???

Q: What’s the difference between an Autobot and a Decepticon? / Brian: “Well, intelligence—and clearly eye color.” + him trying to start a philosophical discussion about the nature of good and evil heheheh

The lack of Thirteen Primes knowledge smh

Q: Why did Cybertron fall? / Keegan-Michael: “Inflation.”

Chris pronouncing “Orion Pax” like “Or-ee-on Pax”

[wings-of-fire-confessions]

I've seen a confession about WoF fandom being more chill regarding callout posts. I wouldn't say that.

I've seen a callout doc about an artist who, allegedly, was a pedo, because, get it-

They drew dragons slightly chubby. Not morbidly obese, just headshots with thicker necks, could also be an anatomical mistake or stylistic choice.

But, according to the post, by posting chubby dragons without mature filter they exposed minors to fat fetish????

Another drawing by the same artist with Sunny had anatomically correct l e g m u s c l e s, which, apparently, was also some sort of weight gain/ inflation thing in doc author's opinion. How dare you draw normal, average sized, anatomically correct legs, so predatory smh.

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[pineconelizard]

kobold: welcome to rocky king can i take ur order dragon: yea can i get uuuuuuuuuh rock kobold: thats be 3.50 dragon: daaam inflation these days smh

[scartale-an-undertale-au]

notes:

this started from a conversation about inflation and cost of food.

the game for some reason writes hebrew letters in the opposite direction, made me want to poke my eye out

this guy is from south lebanon. this is clearly a situation of brainwashing done in lebanon that somehow the jews, sorry, the zionists , were 'occupying' lebanon's land. no, we won the land fair and square in wars lebanon initiated against us. dont start a war, you won't lose land. and we had returned land to lebanon, so please.

also, the fact that he wrote 'so we're the evil coming from the north'. what a way to appear righteous. and ofc the whole 'I'M HEZBOLLAH'. i thought he was joking, like a mockery of the censuring of the word. but i was wrong, he was completely serious. wtf? like, also what a way to generalize your entire country smh

this idiot is in the alliance me and the rest of my alliance were planning to merge with in a few days. i cannot, in good faith, merge with an alliance that allows this terrorist-to-be participate in it.

i had sent a message to the leader of my alliance and his alliance separately. i also sent reports of the messages to support. only got the 'these messages do not violate rules' bs.

this guy is an idiot, basically telling me, an israeli jew, their plans and numbers. i thought ya'll were certain all israelies are mossad. you really wanna tell a mossad your plans? noob

ofc, the usual 'return to europe. you can do that'. last time my family 'returned' to europe, they were murdered in a pogrom by the goyim who stole their properties.

'there are jews in lebanon', sure sweetie. i'm sure those 29 jews in Lebanon would love to be dragged into this conversation. also, this is not the gotcha you think it is. those jews are the remnants of the ethnic cleansing Lebanon had incited against its jews.

blocking me. then deciding to unblock me only to ask if im married. are you for fucking real????

sorry for my spelling, too lazy to fix them. english isn't my native language and i don't care anymore about appearing english-legible.

so yeah, enjoy the fuckery that i found myself in after a few days away from the game because of work and school....

[celticcrossanon]

Saw this headline on Sky News, Celta. SMH. "Meghan Markle branded a hypocrite for reportedly teaching Colombian students to curtsy to her after mocking act on Netflix." I hope karma hits Rachel so hard, it makes her head spin, considering how she said F.U. to QE in her Netflix docu-series and her red-haired eunuch husband named Haznoballs said and did nothing. The South Park "Waaagh!" couple deserve to remain married for the rest of their miserable lives together.

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Hi Nonny,

If Meghan did teach children to curtesy to her, than I am appalled but not surprised. It is just another example of her enormous ego and over-inflated sense of importance. People who are secure in their position don't need those outward shows of respect to tell everyone who they are.

I think that karma is catching up to Meghan, she just refuses to acknowledge it. look at how many of her ventures have failed. Look at all the respect she has lost. Look at how people are bored by her (the kiss of death to narcissists). She is descending further and further into irrelevance and being a laughing stock. I think thee is a lot more to come as well. Meghan may act as though she is happy, but she is definitely not living the luxurious billionaire lifestyle of her dreams.

Article in ask:

https://www.skynews.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity-life/meghan-markle-branded-a-hypocrite-for-reportedly-teaching-colombian-students-to-curtsey-to-her-after-mocking-act-on-netflix/news-story/642045e2c24f03827480dcc99345d2cb

[razorblade180]

Rookie Mistake

After several days of DLC final boss

Me:Man I thought I was decent at Elden Ring but this final boss is really kicking my but. Am I really that underpowered? *pulls up wiki*

Random comment: After you use the golden summons once I personally wouldn’t do it again. It’s not worth the inflated health that comes with the scaling.

Me:….It scales to the summons? Have I even tried without the summons?

Hits boss once

15% of health removed

Me:Are you telling me I’ve been strong enough to end you from the start, but I’ve been scaling you up on accident!?

I haven’t played a souls game in years and I never play online. Do you understand how many quest bosses I probably could’ve owned quickly if I had known I was fighting tankier version by mistake!? I genuinely thought i just was too weak. Nope! Just clueless. SMH

[sttoru]

Since there's no part 2 and it's an open ending, imma share what my (delusional) mind was thinking after...

I kinda feel what that Anon said about reader escaping (she a runner she a trackstar kinda thing😭😭) the estate then BAP she ded... I don't know why but I kinda like the troupe of right person not enough time you feel me😩😩

And then sukuna (with his overly inflated ego) goes off tracks and curses her. Reader ded but still suffering smh😔 her curse is kinda diff and was a reincarnation kinda curse. Since this was set in the Heian era, thousand of years passed and we're here in the current timeline.

Sukuna gets sealed yada yada yada and got released from the seal bc our boy yuuji ate his fingers. Reader gets reincarnated into a sorcerer (in my mind, her and gojo ORR NANAMI 🤭🤭 are married 😝) and was stationed too in Shibuya.

I haven't watched jjk for the longest time but I vividly remembered Uraume was out(?) and was fighting against choso and the others. And I can SEE Uraume's eyes wideing bc WHO YOU BABES??🤨

ORRRR it's maybe the time where jogo forced yuji to eatany of what he collected to be of sukuna's fingers and he was able to control yuuji's body for a couple of mins. And forward to the scene where he practically says "whichever human moves dies" THEN THEN HE SEES READER AND IMMEDIATELY HE FROZE.

anyways sorry for rambling, this has been a shower THOT ever since I read that 🤭

HELP the angst 😭😭 and the reincarnation trope is crazyyyyyy — i love how u used ur imagination yepyepyepyppppppp

omg it’d be so good if her reincarnation got married to gojo bcs sukuna dislikes his ass, no? muehehe i say let sukuna suffer

[frenziedslashers]

Hey sweetheart 👉🏼👈🏼💗

It's one of those days where I'm thinking about Rick...(again and probably too intensely hihi) but I'm a bit curious 🤭 what do you think are his biggest kinks?

I'm pretty sure about everything that involves calling him Sir or Sheriff...yk something about him being an authority drives him crazy (and it drives ME crazy) 👉🏼👈🏼💗

Yeah just me and my dirty mind...I know I know hihi 💗

Hi hunny! Glad to see you in my ask box for our man 🫶

ALSO FAIR, my days alternate. One day it is Rick, the next it is Daryl, every so often when I decide to forget what he did - it's Negan. I have a couple that I think he would be into? It really depends on the perspective and these are just my general headcanons (Looking at the anons I had to delete last week that told me Rick or Daryl wouldn't be into some of the kinks I think they are smh). So this is purely fictional opinion LMAO

Let's get into it then!

Kinks I think Rick Grimes has 😼

NSFT UNDER CUT, MINORS DNI!!

I purely believe that S1 to about S3 Rick is fairly vanilla. He has ideas of what he likes or would like, but Lori would never let him express those fantasies. She just seems dry and lame, it could be my beef with her, too.

Authority Kink:

Starting off strong, I do 100% believe that this man has an authority kink. I think most people in law do, tbh. It just inflates his ego and he loves it. He loves Sir, Sheriff, even Deputy if you wanna be teasing. (He does not like being called Daddy though. I think Rick is too used to people calling him Carl and Judith's Daddy, or hearing Maggie call Hershel her Daddy, so he doesn't like associating the word with a sexual term.)

Bondage:

I think he'd be a rope bunny... JOKING- Unless??

No, but fr, I think he would be into light bondage. Whether it be on you or himself, he doesn't mind. Though his more stressful days when he just wants to fuck you until you're an absolute mess. Or when he's in more of a Dom mood, he prefers tying you up. He wouldn't argue too much if you bat your eyes and ask to tie him up though. You've got him wrapped around your finger.

Oral Fixation:

I am convinced that he has an oral fixation. He loves giving head (and receiving) and also putting his mouth on other parts of your body.

Marking:

Idk the actual term for this one, but to tie in with the above. Rick loves it when you both mark each other up. He especially likes marking you up. Hickeys, bites, when you leave scratches on his arms or back. He loves letting the world know who you both belong to.

Breeding:

This one is only really for the marking. He loves stuffing you full of himself and knowing that he's the only one that can cum in you. Even if he's wearing a condom and you tell him to cum in you and he really can't, it's enough to definitely make him orgasm. He would only be into the baby aspect if you were willing to have kids, you both talked about it, and he knew you and the baby would be safe. He's going batshit if you guys do settle down and have a kid. Even if you just talk about adopting one he's got heart eyes for you and he's fucking you good.

Masochist:

I don't know why, but for some reason I believe that he gets a kick out of you hurting him. I have this tho(ugh)t a lot about hate fucking with rick all because you slapped him and he just went ballistic, idk. I think he likes pain, something in his face when he's fighting. It could be anywhere from you scratching or biting him. To the rug burn on his wrists when you bind him to the bed posts. When you tug on his hair, or even if you do slap him a little in bed (Nothing hard though!)

Knife Play:

I think he wouldn't mind using a knife in bed. He wouldn't actually cut you, even if you asked he wouldn't. He doesn't want to give you any more scars than this world has already bestowed upon you. He just likes the trust behind it, and the danger. He's an adrenaline junkie and no one can tell me otherwise.

Being bossed around:

He gets MAD horny when you boss him around and tell him what to do. If you raise your voice and tell him to do something while you both are out on a run he's following you around like a bitch in heat. He's staring at you with this hunger in his eyes and he gets whimpery if you keep bossing him around in the bedroom. Grab his hair and pull his face to yours while telling him to strip and get on the bed. He's whining and nodding his head, he's on cloud nine.

Voyerism:

I do think he likes watching you touch yourself. He wouldn't watch you sleep with someone else unless he trusted them - like MAYBE Daryl, but he'd still be uneasy with it. He's too possessive for that and wouldn't really be too into the idea with how possessive Daryl is as well. He does like coming home to find you pleasuring yourself while chanting his name like a prayer. He might watch for a little bit like a creep, palm himself through his jeans, and then finally join you in there. He knows he can do better than your hand.

Using you?:

I don't know what this would be categorized as, or if this is a kink, but he loves coming home stressed and overworked and using you like a doll. Fucking you until all his pent-up frustration has left. Don't worry, he'll take care of you after and during, he's not going to completely use you.

Praise:

PRAISE HIM- He is so into it. He hardly gets praised by anyone besides his work as a leader - hardly as just a person. So when you start praising him he seeks you out for validation. If you do it in the bedroom he gets all dizzy and bubbly inside. He loves it when you tell him how good he makes you feel. Or how handsome he is. Or just anything kind, he loves it all. He praises you a lot as well. Overall just something he always does with you, during or outside of sex.

Degradation:

Now, just because he loves praise doesn't mean he won't degrade you. He loves telling you how much of a slut you are for him. "You like that, huh? Like it when I fuck you dumb? Wanna let everyone hear ya scream m'name. Let 'em all know how big of a whore you are." He gets a little too into it sometimes, but if you don't like it all you have to do is tell him and he'll stop. It just feeds into his authority kink in a way.

I can't really think of any more right now, but those are the main ones I have!

[omgzineplease]

Zine, Please! Vol. 2: #SwawesomeGreetings is open for sign-ups!

Crunch-times, fun-times, more balls than you'd think, firsts, lasts, and so many moments to celebrate. 'Tis the busiest season of the year. Is your favorite character making intricate towns out of snow on The Haus lawn? Are they home for the break, having uncomfortable conversations with relatives they don't know? How about orchestrating a Friendsgiving with no less than eighteen pies when he should be studying for finals? Reigning in the new year with fireworks and dragon dances? It's all up to you in Zine, Please! Vol. 2: #SwawesomeGreetings!

While our awesome future contributors are signing up, let's give them some motivation and spark with our first poll!

What would you like to see in #SwawesomeGreetings?

Bitty and Jack celebrating Channukah in small moments around Jack's game schedule

The Haus 2.0 Crew in a Holiday Decoration War with their sworn enemies (40 y/o Denise and Thomas Williams next door with their obnoxious teenage kids and their stupid 15 feet inflatable snowman that [Holster vc] IS NOT HOA COMPLIANT, AND YOU KNOW IT DENISE!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR ENGINEER HUSBAND SET IT UP. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING, IT'S NOT EVEN HOMEMADE WE SAW IT AT COSTCO!)

SMH reunion Snowball fight!!!

Dex and Nursey kissing Chowder's cheeks under the mistletoe (Pls, I'm begging -Mod Atlas)

Your favorite Aces (yep, the two who have actually appeared in the main comic and all of the OC's you've thought up including that one guy who's 3 hockey players, 2 dogs, and one of Parse's cats in a trench coat. I think his name was something like..Shmeff?) all crowded into a kitchen cooking for thanksgiving and….oh no there's a fire on the stove… (Pls, I'm begging -Mod Tea)

Anything else you wanna see? Tell us in the reblogs!!!!

If you haven't signed up for #SwawesomeGreetings yet, sign-ups can be found here!

Hope you're all well. This is just the first poll and there's tons more fun things to come. Looking forward to hearing from you all!! -Mod Atlas 🧉 and Mod Tea 🍵