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To clarify, in the fic, Drunk Sasuke is a spectacle for Naruto, Kakashi, and Sakura. Sakura presents him as a gift of sorts to Kakashi, because Sasuke never drinks and it is hilarious to see. He does a lot of forehead booping and says hilarious things.

Yall there is a fic where the final chapter is drunk Sasuke. It is a kakasaku fic I am pretty sure. Please help me I need to find it.

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Yall there is a fic where the final chapter is drunk Sasuke. It is a kakasaku fic I am pretty sure. Please help me I need to find it.

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Sorry for the horrible edit job, but I threw this together to illustrate how Kakashi's fangs look.

@badadder1

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HELP WHERE DID HIS FUCKING LEGS GO

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Hear Me Out

I am aware that there is a "canon" Kakashi face. I kind of mostly ignore that one, because I have a very specific visualization of his face that I have never been able to fully realize on screen or even in my head. To me, he has a very pretty face, like stupidly pretty, but his face looks like it holds 1000 shadows, like it just has trauma etched into it. Always tired, always holding so much weight.

And then I was staring at this face here, and it occured to me that it is such a perfect base to start with as far as facial structure and energy.

I would make some tweaks of course. His jawline would be a little more angular and sharp. His lips a little sharper and more angular. Nose would be a little less wide, more elegant and a slightly longer bridge. I don't picture Kakashi with droopy eyes, even though I know a lot of fanfic authors write him that way. I see his eyes as sharp. But that smile there, and that smirk....perfect energy for an unmasked Kakashi. Chin would be a little more angular. The entire face would just be slightly more carved and chiseled. And obviously replace Anakin's hair with Kakashi's messy silver hair. And paler skin.

But with those tweaks, if I could make them, would basically be my Kakashi.

(And obviously add the eye scar and his beauty mark. Silver lashes and silver eyebrows.)

I also picture him with a tiny scar on the bottom left corner of his mouth, and one that curves up his jawline, starting a little under and coming up about an inch forward from his right ear. AND WE CAN'T FORGET THE FANGS. He absolutely has fangs. No one will convince me otherwise. Not Kiba-eqsue fangs. His canines are just a little elongated, plus the tooth behind those, just not as long.

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KAKASHI/KAKASAKU HEADCANON #1.

- he would propose immediately after sex. like...he hasn't even pulled out yet still on top of Sakura immediately. the ring is hiding under the pillow.

listen, Kakashi is a shy boy when it comes to these things. but an orgasm would be the perfect thing to soften those anxious thoughts a little and give him the little push he would need.

and Sakura? falls apart. cannot compose herself. sobbing. her heart will explode.

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Yeah, maybe all of the stuff Sakura learned at the academy. But we never see her learning medical nin jutsu (which is a whole different discussion on the inconsistency of that) besides the one scene with the fish, and we see barely anything of her strength chakra training.

I want to see these kids learning this shit.

I want to at least watch them earn it

I gotta rant.

I understand that the show is called Naruto. I really really do. The show is about Naruto. It really is.

Before I get into this rant, I am going to reference Harry Potter. In Harry Potter, he is the main character too. And somehow, by some miracle, they don't show Harry Potter somehow magically surpassing all of his teachers and the headmaster by the time he is 15, and he still doesn't surpass any of them by the time he defeats Voldemort. He just grows naturally. He doesn't become invincible, he doesn't get superpowers, he is just Harry.

So now we go back to Naruto.

Somehow, SOMEHOW, and this goes for Sasuke too...somehow these two kids surpass their teacher by the time they are 16? Excuse me?

Their teacher, who is a legend in the ANBU Black Ops, their teacher who knows 1000 jutsu......

Well, actually this rant is about the complete mishandling of Kakashi's power level. Literally a colossal fumbling in my opinion. Because he is hyped up as this like.....super assassin. And then they get to Zabuza and he is trapped in a water bubble and sits out some of the fight so two 12 year olds can do it instead.

And then, like the only time we see a glimpse of the character he could have been is when he escapes the water prison.

And then he goes right back to being like........not necessarily mid, but his power level fluctuates wildly all over the place. Like, during the Pain attack, he does like three things and dies. Excuse me? This is the person who people are afraid to even talk about in ANBU?

And somehow, Naruto, who knows nothing about anything, who didn't even know his own chakra nature until Kakashi showed him...."surpasses" Kakashi at 16?

Surpasses the guy who invented his own jutsu at like.....12? And somehow Naruto is the only one who can just magically make the Rasengan better? Not even Minato could do it? Naruto can just because? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

And don't even get me started on I-pretend-I-invented-Chidori Sasuke, the fucking prick. He goes from being stomped by Itachi, Kakashi.............like, and then suddenly he is smart enough to develop new Chidori styles? When? When did that happen? He was never "smart" like Kakashi or Itachi. He was competent, but not genius level. Then suddenly he makes the Chidori "better" with zero respect of where it came from? Prick.

I am just not at all convinced of Sasuke, Naruto, or even Sakura (who surpasses Tsunade just because too) earning the things they can do, and certainly not them being in any way, shape, or form, better than Kakashi, and somehow Naruto is even better than Jiraiya????? Huh?

The Naruto/Sasuke glazing in this show is wild.

I love the show, but goddamn did they have to nerf Kakashi and others down to nothing to make Naruto and Sasuke stand out like they earned it. It is like the writer gave everyone a taste of Baddass! Kakashi during the first Zabuza fight (and even the second one) and then went "shit, he's too powerful, dial him back a lot so Naruto doesn't seem incompetent like he is".......like no, it is ok for the main character to be weaker than the adults for the entire story, because it makes sense. And he can even win despite being weaker, you know, since adults are helping him.

And meanwhile, in Harry Potter, this glazing shit didn't have to happen. Like, in Half Blood Prince, at the end, Snape knocks him on his ass.

AND THAT MAKES SENSE. It doesn't diminish Harry's character. It is just realistic. Because never in a million years is Harry going to "surpass" Severus Snape. At least not at that time.

I wouldn't have much of a problem if Naruto surpassed Kakashi by the time he became Hokage......but doing it when he 15 is just nonsense level story telling.

Booooooooo.

The only thing Naruto even semi-earned is Sage Mode, but it still doesn't make sense that he can do that better than Jiraiya........

(And I guess tree-walking....like all the stuff he learned before Jiraiya ever showed up is fine.....)

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I gotta rant.

I understand that the show is called Naruto. I really really do. The show is about Naruto. It really is.

Before I get into this rant, I am going to reference Harry Potter. In Harry Potter, he is the main character too. And somehow, by some miracle, they don't show Harry Potter somehow magically surpassing all of his teachers and the headmaster by the time he is 15, and he still doesn't surpass any of them by the time he defeats Voldemort. He just grows naturally. He doesn't become invincible, he doesn't get superpowers, he is just Harry.

So now we go back to Naruto.

Somehow, SOMEHOW, and this goes for Sasuke too...somehow these two kids surpass their teacher by the time they are 16? Excuse me?

Their teacher, who is a legend in the ANBU Black Ops, their teacher who knows 1000 jutsu......

Well, actually this rant is about the complete mishandling of Kakashi's power level. Literally a colossal fumbling in my opinion. Because he is hyped up as this like.....super assassin. And then they get to Zabuza and he is trapped in a water bubble and sits out some of the fight so two 12 year olds can do it instead.

And then, like the only time we see a glimpse of the character he could have been is when he escapes the water prison.

And then he goes right back to being like........not necessarily mid, but his power level fluctuates wildly all over the place. Like, during the Pain attack, he does like three things and dies. Excuse me? This is the person who people are afraid to even talk about in ANBU?

And somehow, Naruto, who knows nothing about anything, who didn't even know his own chakra nature until Kakashi showed him...."surpasses" Kakashi at 16?

Surpasses the guy who invented his own jutsu at like.....12? And somehow Naruto is the only one who can just magically make the Rasengan better? Not even Minato could do it? Naruto can just because? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

And don't even get me started on I-pretend-I-invented-Chidori Sasuke, the fucking prick. He goes from being stomped by Itachi, Kakashi.............like, and then suddenly he is smart enough to develop new Chidori styles? When? When did that happen? He was never "smart" like Kakashi or Itachi. He was competent, but not genius level. Then suddenly he makes the Chidori "better" with zero respect of where it came from? Prick.

I am just not at all convinced of Sasuke, Naruto, or even Sakura (who surpasses Tsunade just because too) earning the things they can do, and certainly not them being in any way, shape, or form, better than Kakashi, and somehow Naruto is even better than Jiraiya????? Huh?

The Naruto/Sasuke glazing in this show is wild.

I love the show, but goddamn did they have to nerf Kakashi and others down to nothing to make Naruto and Sasuke stand out like they earned it. It is like the writer gave everyone a taste of Baddass! Kakashi during the first Zabuza fight (and even the second one) and then went "shit, he's too powerful, dial him back a lot so Naruto doesn't seem incompetent like he is".......like no, it is ok for the main character to be weaker than the adults for the entire story, because it makes sense. And he can even win despite being weaker, you know, since adults are helping him.

And meanwhile, in Harry Potter, this glazing shit didn't have to happen. Like, in Half Blood Prince, at the end, Snape knocks him on his ass.

AND THAT MAKES SENSE. It doesn't diminish Harry's character. It is just realistic. Because never in a million years is Harry going to "surpass" Severus Snape. At least not at that time.

I wouldn't have much of a problem if Naruto surpassed Kakashi by the time he became Hokage......but doing it when he 15 is just nonsense level story telling.

Booooooooo.

The only thing Naruto even semi-earned is Sage Mode, but it still doesn't make sense that he can do that better than Jiraiya........

(And I guess tree-walking....like all the stuff he learned before Jiraiya ever showed up is fine.....)

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I have also learned that I have a fucking type.

Emotionally repressed or emotionally twisted geniuses with unresolved trauma.

Because here is my list:

- Hatake Kakashi (I think he has permanently found himself at the top of this list.)

- L. Lawliet

- Severus Snape

- Heath Ledger era Joker

- Captain Jack Sparrow (pre 4-5 when they made him into a drunk uncle)

- Daenerys Targaryen (not a genius but also not necessarily stupid)

- Katherine Pierce (TV show Katherine)

- BBC Sherlock Holmes

- Gregory House

Why am I like this?

when I first started watching Naruto, my husband was like "this cool character called kakashi shows up pretty early on" and I was like "Ok cool" not even remotely prepared to have another anime man obsession after my obsession with L......so I start watching, start to like Kakashi and my husband TOLD ME THAT HE THOUGHT MY FAVORITE WAS GOING TO BE SASUKE and I was like sir no

Anyway. I liked kakashi but it didn't really hit me full power until that episode during the chuunin exams when Orochimaru begins his attack and kakashi protects Sakura in the stands.

Like that specific moment I literally said out loud "Yep I am now in love with this man" and then he literally ruined my life for the following 6 months (I started Naruto in january). He is still ruining my life, but now i also have kakasaku ruining my life too so......

By the way fuck Sasuke with a massive cactus

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I’m a straight up HARLOT when it comes to his furrowed brows and broad shoulders 😫

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when I first started watching Naruto, my husband was like "this cool character called kakashi shows up pretty early on" and I was like "Ok cool" not even remotely prepared to have another anime man obsession after my obsession with L......so I start watching, start to like Kakashi and my husband TOLD ME THAT HE THOUGHT MY FAVORITE WAS GOING TO BE SASUKE and I was like sir no

Anyway. I liked kakashi but it didn't really hit me full power until that episode during the chuunin exams when Orochimaru begins his attack and kakashi protects Sakura in the stands.

Like that specific moment I literally said out loud "Yep I am now in love with this man" and then he literally ruined my life for the following 6 months (I started Naruto in january). He is still ruining my life, but now i also have kakasaku ruining my life too so......

By the way fuck Sasuke with a massive cactus

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this is actually my kink, like it transforms him so much to me, his aura is completely different without the headband

Kakashi’s messy hair without a headband

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I will write this fic for you. It is on my list to write a scenario similar to Emma and Henry in Once Upon A Time where his 7 year old daughter just shows up at his apartment one day.....or he gets assigned guardianship of an orphan by Tsunade.

K, listen. Papakashi is something I need. Viscerally. That man was born to be a father. Does he fuck up? Yeah all the time. But he protects fiercely, loves deeply, and would do anything for someone he cares about. That man is father material.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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Reblogging this now that I actually have a somewhat substantial list of Kakasaku stories I am working on under my hallowedmaiden account on AO3

Kakasaku Prompts (and general Kakashi-centric fics)

Hi!, I am a fanfiction author who is looking to contribute to the Kakashi/Sakura story pool. I previously wrote most of my work in the Pirates of the Caribbean universe (Sparrabeth), which you can find at the following link:

https://archiveofourown.org/users/hallowedmaiden/works

As for prompts, here are my parameters:

Length: I am willing to take requests for a word count up to 25k words, and will expand the story past that at my discretion.

Rating: I am willing and able to write up to the E rating on A03 (this would be M on FF.net).

E-Rated Content: I will accept lite BDSM requests (blindfolds, hands tied up, and lite D/S) but will not write any BDSM content beyond that. If you are unsure about whether your request falls inside these parameters, feel free to send it to me and I will make a decision. I will also not write anything having to do with the Omegaverse. As for everything else, I will pretty much write anything that falls under the umbrella of "normal smut". Read my existing work to get an idea of how I write such content.

Turn Around Time: I am very motivated when writing prompts for others, so expect at the most a week for your story prompt to get published, barring extenuating circumstances.

Prompts: Your prompts can really be just about anything. You can describe a detailed situation to me, you can give me just one word, you can give me a handful of words, I can work with just about anything.

Credit: Upon publishing, I will include your name in the author's notes, unless you wish to remain anonymous.

Important: I will NOT write Kakashi as a creepy pervert. This includes innappropriate advances towards unwilling females, any discussion about him being a man-whore, or anything else I deem as falling under this umbrella. I despise this characterization of him and refuse to contribute to it.

Also Important: I also refuse to write anything for KakaSaku where Sakura is younger than 20. If your prompt has Sakura as younger than 20 (unless it does not contain any romantic content), don't bother sending it to me.

Non-Kakasaku Prompts: I will also write anything that falls under the Team-7 umbrella, or anything Kakashi-centric. I especially love stories with the "Team 7 mission gone wrong" trope.

Kakashi-Centric prompts: I can write anything from anywhere in his life, childhood, ANBU, Team 7, Hokage, etc. I MAY consider writing other pairings with him, depending on the prompt.

Universe/AUs: I will write within the Naruto universe, or I will write in Modern AU or otherwise.

I really want to further expand this story pool, as I may have fallen very deeply in love with Kakashi (it took me 20 years to find someone I was obsessed with more than Jack Sparrow, I never thought I actually would, but it appears that silver haired ninjas do the trick), and am deeply unsatisifed with having nearly run out of existing stories to read.

I find it difficult to motivate myself to write stories on my own, but I love writing for others, so please, send any and all prompts my way and I will do my best to fulfill them!

I take special care to revise/edit all of my stories, so you can, at the very least, expect no typos or mistakes.

(For examples of my smut, please see the following content:)

The Scythe's Song: Chapters 3, 4, 6, 8, 10, 13, 16, 17, 25

Gaia's Tears: Chapter 3

Cling: All of it.

It Was In The Stars: Chapters 3, 4

(Bonus: I will also accept BETA requests for fics. Please, I love to edit, so I will BETA any length of fic.)

Edit: I also refuse to acknowledge anything about nosebleeds. This is a ridiculous concept and will never be present in anything I write.

(Tagging a few popular KakaSaku authors just for some exposure)

@tipsyraconteur @mrssakurahatake @mummapaintstheblues @lindtluirae @twofortea