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The conversation

as the kwami's are thinking our heros make thare way to Collège Françoise Dupont landing into the the school.

With a thud chapalu lands into the courtyard.“and the winner lady and gentlemen is your favourite cat themed hero chapalu."chapalu announced.

“yeah yeah you only won because you got ahead start"ladyluck says landing next to her. “now come along kitty cat." She says making her way too the bathrooms.

“Of course ladyluck."chapalu gives a mock bow before following her to the bathroom and getting into a stall to detransform."

“yo bread we ready to have this talk." Plagg says nervously."yep good luck plagg."marinette says hope in her eyes as plagg phases through the wall into a empty classroom.

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as ladyluck enters another stall she detransformer into juleka.“hey tikki I hope the talk goes well."juleka says with a smile.

“so do I."tikki says following plagg to the classroom.

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“Hello"plagg looked worried? Well that's new I mean she's seen plagg annoyed happy hell even angry never worried atleast this much.“how are you plagg"

“I'm doing good sugercube."plagg was ready to state his case to argue to plead to to.... well let's hope it doesn't come to that atleast plagg hoped.“what did you need or could you not stand being apart from me."

“Not at all stinky sock."just say it just say it JUST SAY IT.

“me ow you hurt me sugercube."plagg said paw on thare chest.

“Plagg I would like to talk about thare identity."Okey a bit straight forward but she knew what she was doing plagg liked being straight forward even if the subject annoyed him.

Well huh ok straight out the gate let's do this.“ok i know your against it bu-"

“I think thay should reveal thare self's."

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“What."

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Before the conversation.

Tikki was ready sure plag and marinette don't like the guardian juleka is iffy on him and tikki herself Is is is.

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She doesn't know anymore I mean this conversation is about wither or not thay could reveal themselves and the guardian prohibited it and what if he takes us away I mean thay need someone a parent teacher thay need an adult.

Tikki knew she wasn't the best for advice about relationship responsibilities about morals hell he and plag were around when when humans killed each other because someone stole thare food.

Now that wasn't to say thay didn't know that was wrong but...

ˢʰᵉ'ˢ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ʷʳᵒⁿᵍ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ.

Now plagg ain't a dumbass sure she destroyed the dinosaurs but thay were annoying and sure he knocked the tower of pisa on its side. But that doesn't mean he's a dumbass he's just not leanint and that's why the destroyer was ready to argue his case on why midnight and stars should reveal themselves.

Plagg was not ready to hear tikki wanted to talk I mean who could blame him tikki was one of if not the most stubborn kwami's in existence and she loved that about tikki but still she wanted to talk no doubt about the reveal I mean those two are so excited.

He's worried marinette for all of her strong headed Ness or her crush or how she gets so rapped up in something she'll kill herself to get it done. she's his holder and him dammit he'll kill anyone who tries to take them away from her.

The question is ᵂᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵗᶦᵏᵏᶦ ᵈᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗ.

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At an old massage shop fu feels a shiver run down his spine

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Three v one right?

It was just another normal night in Paris lights shining couples going on dates andré ruining said dates and all this just after a giant baby destroyed the eiffel towel said tower was occupied by the famous hero and my partner lady luck eating a bloody steak? Well let's see what she's doing shall we.

“Aloha my lucky lady how was your night”chapalu was excited witch was rare most of the time she'd just mope around in her room or hang around juleka and rose (well alot of that time was admiring juleka)but today was the day they were going to convince tikki.

“Yo cat I'm doing good just watching andré making people uncomfortable how about you”scoffing down the last of the steak lady luck looked over at her partner who had a empty mug with is that a dog?“why do you have a dog mug cat”

“Well my supplier ran out of spider mugs”Chapalu said looking crestfallen while throwing a mug in the direction of andré in the distance you can hear a distant scream of pain before being pulled into a hug by ladyluck.

“awww don't worry kitty cat I'm sure that thay will restock soon but on a lighter note tikki wanted to talk to plagg about a certain something ”

Chapalu eyes light up because really?“really yes yeS YES finally I can't wait to see how much more nerdier you are in civilian form”chapalu said laughing while getting pushed away from ladyluck.

“Well well I bet your a simp”ladyluck said going red and turning away until she heard it one of the most angelic things ever chapalu's laugh kwami she wish she could hear that more often NO juleka you got to focus even if her eyes shine like sapphire with the moonlight god why is it always the blue haired ones.

“hahaha your not wrong pff god I can't wait to actually know you outside the mask but well”chapalu said stepping up on the railing and looking away from the railing and saying“I'll race you to the meeting place”jumping of the eiffel towel.

“OI HAY GET BACK HERE YOU CHEETER”ladyluck shouted running after chapalu while said cat was laughing her ass off.

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Name: yang tikki creation god bla bla bla

Pronouns: yes and no

Age: the universe

What miraculous tikki inhabits: ladybug

Miraculous owner: juleka couffaine

Tikki and juleka: it's a weird relationship tikki sometimes has good advice and sometimes not so much but it's comforting to juleka with tikki around its like having a parent everywhere you go and to a point it is. Juleka is nice tikki will say that but she's also shy outside of the suit to the point of being invisible witch is good for being ladyluck but it's still worrying at least she has friends like rose and marinette and maybe revealing herself to cath palug would be good in that regard.

Tikki and fu: tikki was is I mean aghhhh tikki is confused at first the guardian was new and the order got destroyed but over the years fu showed he was willing to learn but then marinette and juleka came around and thay were so very young at least for humans and that can is a bit iffy but thay could have been trained or ar- and ones a loner and the other is the main target of a bully ok maybe fu will train th- and he's leaving them for themselves ok this is ok he knows what he's doing tikki's not freaking out oh looks like marinette and plagg are not that happy with him but that doesn't mean anything tikki knows fu messed up a little or fu just has a plan tikki can't see or or or tikki is just confused :(

(This is a au a lot will differ from cannon and spelling mistakes will most likely be prominent)

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Name: yin plagg destroyer god we could be here all day listing names

Pronouns: yes and no

Age: the universe

What miraculous plagg inhabits: black cat

Miraculous owner: marinette dupain cheng

Plagg and marinette friendship: Marinette gets where plagg is coming from humans are weird including herself thare friends marinette would say plagg is one of her best friends. plagg thinks marinette is weird most humans would argue against that but not marinette she agrees with plagg maybe it's her teacher or how her parents are not around much maybe she was bullied plagg doesn't know but thay don't care all that much marinette gives them cheese and a nice place to stay plagg doesn't mind marinette actually secretarial thay think marinette is the closest human friend maybe it's because she understands why humans are weird but plagg will never say that to her face.

Plagg and fu: plagg didn't care for fu at first but the more he goes on with this plagg gets pissed I mean look at what he did gave plagg to a child the god of destruction now this child can destroy anything she wants but at least it was marinette and thay are a decent(good) holder but then plagg meets the only let plagg say this again ONLY other holder is another child all this could be fixed if fu trained them but nope throw them to the wolves but you know if you corner a scared animal and it will attack and plagg makes sure marinette will attack.

(This is a au a lot will differ from cannon and spelling mistakes will most likely be prominent)

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Name: juleka couffaine

Pronouns: she/her

Hero name: ladyluck

Age: 15

Crush: marinette and ??????

Miraculous: ladybug

Juleka suit: up for debate for now

Ladyluck partner: cath palug juleka likes her especially when she gets angry it's fun watching her destroy a akuma and thare thinking of revealing thare identity to each other and it's going to be fun when that does happen but tikki is still iffy about it.

Power: lucky charm and miraculous ladybug

Tikki and juleka: it's a weird relationship tikki sometimes has good advice and sometimes not so much but it's comforting to juleka with tikki around its like having a parent everywhere you go and to a point it is. Juleka is nice tikki will say that but she's also shy outside of the suit to the point of being invisible witch is good for being ladyluck but it's still worrying at least she has friends like rose and marinette and maybe revealing herself to cath palug would be good in that regard.

Juleka and her parents: juleka doesn't have a dad around never knew him most likely never will but her mom is somewhat out of reach that's a stupid way of saying it but it's true she doesn't give orders you could say to the point like yea she's thare she takes care of me but she's distant at the same time at least I can still see her every day and say I love my mom.

Juleka and Luka: thare siblings luka takes care of juleka when he can making home cooked meals when he can singing a lullaby when she has nightmares and the same goas the other way round juleka will do everything in her power to give luka a good day wether she cooks a meal instead or stiching some of his cuts from when he fall in trash and wow there's a lot of glass thay both miss thare mom being around.

Juleka and fu: she's iffy on her feelings towards him on one hand he made her be a hero of Paris on the other her and her partner she's scared one day she'll mess up and boom it's all gone. but she finally has what she wants people finally see her she's here in the spotlight kids parents most everyone is cheering her on and feels like she won't fade into the background while being ladyluck

(This is a au a lot will differ from cannon and spelling mistakes will most likely be prominent)

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Name: marinette dupain cheng

Pronouns: she/her

Hero name: cath palug

Age: 13

Crush: juleka and ??????

Miraculous: black cat

Marinette's suit: it's up to debate for now

Chapalu partner: ladyluck thare friends marinette likes her a lot thare both open to each other currently thare thinking of sharing identities the only thing stopping them is tikki but even then tikki is coming around to the idea

Power: cataclysm and cleanse

Plagg and marinette friendship: Marinette gets where plagg is coming from humans are weird including herself thare friends. marinette would say plagg is one of her best friends. plagg thinks marinette is weird most humans are now most would argue against that but not marinette she agrees with plagg maybe it's her teacher or how her parents are not around much maybe she was bullied plagg doesn't know but thay don't care all that much marinette gives them cheese and a nice place to stay plagg doesn't mind marinette actually secretarial thay think marinette is the closest human friend maybe it's because she understands why humans are weird but plagg will never say that to her face.

Marinette and her parents: marinette loves her parents she really does but thru childhood and in her teens thay haven't been around a lot so she is left to her devices. Marinette knows her parents love her thare just very busy.

Marinette and fu: she doesn't like him even if ladyluck likes the spotlight thay both don't like being hero's tikki says he made a good choice but tikki also seems uncomfortable with the thought of two children being hero's.

(This is a au a lot will differ from cannon and spelling mistakes will most likely be prominent)

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Alastor: charlie dear we need to talk

Lucifer: yes me and father think it's time to tell you the truth

Charlie: what happened did someone die

Alastor: no me and your dad are now dating

1 HOUR LATER

Husker: I think you've had too much

Charlie: noooooo huuskerrr juuusttt one more

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Adrien is not a sunshine child and I want a crack fic about it hell let kagami join he was left alone with anime and the online world my mom didn't give me the talk because I never needed it you know why the Internet sure he's never really gone to school or anything like that but I wany him referenceing jojo and I want someone like Kim to say a dirty joke to him expecting him not to get it but Adrien laughs and everyone is like WHAT and kagami is the same

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Scaramouche with a bag of dicks this is also about my last Scaramouche post how do you think people would react like if the bag just fell and a bunch of dicks fell out how would people react on god what if someone went in his bag because thay needed something oh god nahida I pray you don't check that bag

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Does scaramouche have genitals

And if so do you think dottore took them away or gave him genitals

And then there's like did ei give him genitals

Or just skiped that part or she gave him woman parts but when he met doctored he asked if he can have man parts and if that's the case is scaramouche trans