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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

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The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

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Eddie: I'm glad to see you alive and well, cap.

Bobby: The reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.

Hen: We carried your coffin through downtown LA.

Buck: We literally had a funeral for you.

Chim: You were 6 feet under, Bobby.

Ravi: I literally cried over your grave.

Bobby: Well first of all, through God all things are possible, specially during holy week, so jot that down.

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One of the 20,000 unhinged moves Buck made this episode, is when he was attempting to become besties with Ravi he was trying to see if Ravi shared Eddie's interests not his

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*faux leather no animals were harmed! :)

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Not For Puppies

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first kiss💕

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"noooo he didn't do a Nazi salute he just gestured to his heart and then towards the audience that's not what it looks like 😭"

idk seems like a pretty accurate salute to me

"noooo he's autistic he didn't mean to make it look like a nazi salute it was an accident he didn't know what he was doing 😭"

ok, usually when people make mistakes, they apologize for them. he's doubling down on it by making Nazi jokes on twitter.

he's making references to people the average American doesn't even remember existed, which means he did enough research on his own to at least know how to make Nazi puns.

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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For science!!!!

(Please reblog if you vote! :D )

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

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Bobby and Michael and perfect example of a straight and a gay guy being best friends, and unlike with Buck and Eddie you don't feel like they're seconds away from starting to make out